
Earthquake Almanac:
Oct. 17Weather hazy; atmosphere murky and dense. An expression of profound melancholy will be observable on most countenances...
Oct. 18Slight earthquake. Countenances grow more melancholy.
Oct. 19Look out for rain. It would be absurd to look in for it...
Oct 22Light winds, perhaps. If they blow, it will be from the eastard, or the norard, or the westard, or the suthard, or from some general direction approximating more or less to these points of the compass or otherwise...
Oct. 23Mild, balmy earthquakes.
Nov. 1Terrific earthquake. This is the great earthquake month. More stars fall and more worlds are slathered around carelessly and destroyed in November than in any other month of the twelve...
Nov. 2Spasmodic but exhilarating earthquakes, accompanied by occasional showers of rain, and churches and things...
Nov. 6Prepare to shed this mortal coil.
Nov. 7Shed.
Nov. 8.The sun will rise as usual, perhaps; but if he does he will doubtless be staggered some to find nothing but a large round hole eight thousand miles in diameter in the place where he saw this world spinning serenely the day before.Mark Twain, Earthquake Almanac, 1865 (reprinted in George Fields ed. The Washoe Giant in San Francisco, 1938)

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