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Poster: Jeb123
Caption: Our Math Department could probably use a new Dean.
Poster: Michael Davidson
Caption: If Republicans rig every voting machine, we'll probably have to close.
Poster: Andy Galligan
Caption: All registered voters can vote, sure, but did you know that the votes cast here are the only ones that count?
Poster: Warren Peace
Caption: Oh, you must be Connecticut!
Poster: Chris Carrigan
Caption: You know, I get the job done, but I'm still not popular.
Poster: Hank Granger
Caption: I'm Chad, and you?
Poster: jc
Caption: It is good to be the king maker.
Poster: Jay S.
Caption: Ok, so its NOT a pretty picture but its a bigger party than art school--if ya got the dough--and there's really no admission requirements.
Poster: Rebecca Squires
Caption: What determines which way we vote? When you find out let me know!
Poster: Moji Agha
Caption: Ummm! My major is Dead Languages, but they also offer Latin and Greek. Interested? We can talk about your choices over dinner...???
Poster: Bill Fold
Caption: My daddy got me in
Poster: Susan Evans
Caption: This T-Shirt is the rage, it's worth the investment!
-Sue
Poster: Jeremy Hollinshead
Caption: I have to admit - Here you are only a number. What's really important in this game is number of people enrolled not what you think.
Poster: Lee Todd
Caption: "This is where we learn the individual vote doesn't really count."
Poster: E Caep
Caption: Lotta people flunk outta here.
Poster: Len Aitken
Caption: Can I get a scholarship or is this just another college for the elite?
Poster: Khasha Ostovany
Caption: This is one place you don't need to worry about lack of financial aid!
Poster: pleasant daze
Caption: now that you can vote... perhaps you can help me reinvent the wheel
Poster: Hao
Caption: The privileged few are here only to cast for the president who hasn't studied presidency here.
Poster: Bob Swiatek
Caption: I'm here for the Party.
Poster: Justin Winn
Caption: And here's your dorm, where the garbage cans double as suggestion boxes.
Poster: Justin Winn
Caption: That's the new physics lab which contains a real black hole. You can also submit your student government ballots there.
Poster: Miguel
Caption: Don't worry; I know how it feels. Even after getting admitted and becoming a campus tour guide, I am still undecided!
Poster: Justin Winn
Caption: Increasing tuition costs combined with predatory lenders sharing their loot with admin and... wa-la, you're a 4-year sophomore with a flavor for how the real world works.
Poster: Grady Lee Howard
Caption: Look around if you want, but we only admit legacies.
Poster: Terri Jett
Caption: "And here is where all the Admissions decisions are made...but, you need not apply."
Poster: Jill P.
Caption: Hey Chad, do you hang around here often?
Poster: E Rock
Caption: Electoral College is a place where everyone counts... some just count a lot more then others.
Poster: Elkan Katz
Caption: "Being from a small state, your grades are worth more here."
Poster: philosopher
Caption: No mob rule at this college even a little guy like me matters not just the big football players
Poster: Karl Stuart Kline
Caption: The dorms are a blast...
You never know who you'll wind up sleeping with!
Poster: beth
Caption: "Later I'll introduce you to some really super delegates!"
Poster: Karl Stuart Kline
Caption: The Clock is broken - Just to remind us of the things we TENd T(W)O do!
Poster: Steven
Caption: You think this is a democracy? Haha... this way to freshmen government orientation please.
Poster: Seymour R. Appleby
Caption: This is an equal opportunity college. Little guys are not bullied
Poster: C. Rohrick
Caption: "No, the E.C. on my shirt stands for 'electronic counting'. I'm a programming intern at Diebold. This is just our facade. (laughing) You really thought your vote counted?"
Poster: Joseph A. Mungai
Caption: Attend this college and you don't even have to pay attention in class, you just have to show up.
Poster: Susan Goewey
Caption: Alexander Hamilton built this college to ensure that a few elite white men of insight and reflection would select the ablest president. He didn't want women or slaves or other "special interests" making such an important decision.
Poster: Judith Gibon
Caption: These are the truly pledged delegates..
Poster: Cliff P
Caption: Yeah, no popular vote here, our college stays in the 18th Century
Poster: Al Marzian
Caption: There's a test every four years, and only one question on that test. And Best of all, you are told the answer.
Poster: Jesse Galvan
Caption: It may take you more than 4-5 years to get your degree here, but it won't mean much, until you face the real world.
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