Which Downton Abbey Job is Right For You?

QUESTION 1/

Make him take down those pictures of his children. From now on, his life will be devoted to work.
Will answer this question later. Right now you have to replace the toner cartridge in the printer.
See what you can do to help with his transition.
Google him: If there's dirt out there somewhere, you will find it and file it away!
Cubicle next to yours? Ha! You occupy the corner office.
Hope he's not a member of the 1%.
Search for him in your Facebook friends-of-friends. He seems so familiar…

QUESTION 2/

Will get even with your boss if it's the last thing you do.
Contact Human Resources to formally dispute the unfair decision – You must fight for what is right.
Promoted? To what? You are at the pinnacle of your career.
Vow to do better. It must be your own fault; your employer's decisions are never wrong.
Didn't want it anyway. Your professional aspirations aren't to climb the corporate ladder and become an instrument of oppression!
Anonymously forward incriminating emails written by your promoted colleague.
Let everyone know just how mad you are by slamming drawers and giving your boss really dirty looks. That'll learn him!

QUESTION 3/

You can't be found. You've snuck off to make out with your manager, in illicit disregard of company policy.
Circulating through the party with a serving tray of goat cheese and caramelized onion tartlets.
In charge. You wrested control of the party planning committee and have no intention of giving it up.
Flirting with a good-looking – or not! – coworker.
Outside smoking, plotting the downfall of a loathed colleague with your best work friend.
Making hilarious barbed comments about your colleagues to a few close friends.
In the ER. You overworked yourself into a cardiac event.

QUESTION 4/

The same thing you've worn for the last 25 years. You're not some foolish upstart subject to the whims of workplace or fashion.
What is Casual Friday?
The usual: Black, white, heavy starch.
Your ugly uniform. You don't qualify for Casual Friday.
A flattering and on-trend ensemble. Price is no object!
Anything so long as it has no logo. You don't want to become a walking advertisement for some corporate brand.
Whatever the job requires, and will make you most useful.

QUESTION 5/

Can't go – you're scheduled to work that night. As usual.
Use the opportunity to manipulate your boss to help your friends (and undermine your rivals).
Politely decline. You are uncomfortable with transgressions in hierarchy.
Are shocked by her absolutely hideous décor.
Make a scene at dinner when politics rears its head.
Are overjoyed! You're always overlooked in favor of your other colleagues.
Leave with a doggy bag for the food pantry.

QUESTION 6/

"Outside the box." Creativity is not welcome.
"Monetize." How about "humanize" instead?!
"Viral." Information should be held close. That way you can exploit it, if necessary.
"Core competency." You're more in favor of multiple competencies.
"Manage expectations." Easier said than done!
"Socialize." They're using it wrong.
"Open-door policy." You have someone on staff who handles the opening and closing of all doors.

QUESTION 7/

Curl up with a copy of career advice classic, "What Color is Your Parachute."
Attend a political rally or meetup.
Relax with some spreadsheets, inspecting the work of your staff to ensure that everything is perfect.
Join Topsy, Scooter, and other executives you've served on boards with for decades at a formal charity event.
Head over to your neighbor's house, where there's usually something exciting going on!
Review your company's job listings to see if you can get a relative hired there.
Go straight to bed. You have to wake up before dawn to be the first one at work.

QUESTION 8/

Working on your Peace Corps application.
Watching a marathon of "The Sopranos."
There's never a day off from managing the dramas and mistakes of the many employees who depend on you…whether they want you to or not!
Occupying Wall Street.
On a romantic drive through the countryside.
Searching Monster.com for career advice on how to negotiate for a promotion.
Working.

QUESTION 9/

Had to nurse your broken heart.
Suffered stress-induced chest pains presenting during Annual Meeting.
Didn't want something bad to happen – it was Friday the 13th!
Misdiagnosed and mistreated your symptoms and ended up with an embarrassing rash.
Were healing from an injury sustained on a swivel chair.
Got into a bit of a fistfight. You should see the other guy!
Were exposed to the flu virus, caring for your ill boss.

QUESTION 10/

Keep it casual. You're staying with a relative in the country.
Leave the details to your personal assistant. You have the utmost confidence in him!
Pack your carry-on with cigarettes, sewing kit, and Sudoku puzzles (to keep your mind sharp).
Bring several different antibiotics – You never know what infections you might pick up volunteering in an orphanage in Mumbai.
Fill your vintage Louis Vuitton steamer trunk with many fetching outfits – you never know if you might finally meet someone!
Properly fold your clothing with white, nonacid tissue paper to prevent creasing.
Prepare not to come back. You're running away with your beloved!