It doesn't get any heavier than this. Unless you're reading this from inside a black hole, and then you've got us beat.
Where we sweat the really, really, really small stuff.
Be in two places at once. Slip through impenetrable walls. Live by chance, not rules. Or just read about the particles that do.
The beginning of the universe, the end of the universe, and everything in between.
Like staying up until 3 a.m. pondering the mysteries of the universe with your dorm-mates, if your dorm-mates were actual theoretical physicists. (Bring your own pizza.)
Dogs and cats. Democrats and Republicans. Quantum physics and gravity. Well, one out of three isn't bad.