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Next week’s news: The finale

Sadly, this is Andy Borowitz’s last week on Need to Know. In this retrospective, Andy looks back at the best of his prognostications, and reveals his next career move.

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Next week’s news: Emmys edition

Andy Borowitz worries that people will start dressing up like characters from “Mad Men,” and offers some classic TV shows to emulate instead.

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  Next week’s news: The college edition

A lot of people have been asking themselves lately whether a college education is really worth. So this week, Andy turns to two PBS pals for answers: Elmo and Ken Burns.

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  Next week’s news: Inflatable slide edition

This week, Andy reflects on the epic flame-out of JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, and discusses stress in the workplace — including here at PBS.

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  Next week’s news: WeekyLeaks edition

In light of this week’s big news — the release of thousands of pages of confidential military documents on the war in Afghanistan — Andy has decided to leak a few secrets of his own.

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  Next week’s news: Sarah Palin edition

What would the former Alaska governor do as president? Need to Knows resident satirist, Andy Borowitz, gazes into the future, all the way to the year 2012, to find out.

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  Next week’s news: Summer movie edition

This week, Andy examines the similarities between “Salt,” starring Angelina Jolie as an accused Russian spy, and recent events in the news.

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  Next Week’s News: Independence Day edition

The Fourth of July is a time to be with family and friends, to celebrate our freedoms as Americans, and to ask this question: “Are my neighbors Russian spies?”

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  Next Week’s News: Baby puppies edition

Andy’s back from two weeks in South Africa — the land of vuvuzelas. And this week, he takes a look at the terrible performance of the English team. BP, that is.

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