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  Next Week’s News with Andy Borowitz

Humorist Andy Borowitz takes a wry look at the most interesting stories that haven’t happened yet. This week, Andy hawks some pledge week merchandise.

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  Next Week’s News with Andy Borowitz

This week, Andy tells you what’s going to happen in the world of money. Don’t worry — he’s still on his meds.

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  Next Week’s News with Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz reviews the “containment dome,” and many other gizmos, in this special tech edition of “Next Week’s News.”

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  Need to Know, May 14, 2010

Full episode, May 14, 2010. Afghanistan, rewriting history in Texas, preventing cancer.

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Next week’s news

Andy Borowitz predicts the headlines. Next week: Hugo Chavez professes his love for Justin Bieber. And Sarah Palin makes a not-so-shocking admission.

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Next Week’s News with Andy Borowitz

Next Week’s News with Andy Borowitz, in which the problems of healthcare and airport security are solved in one fell swoop.

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