(both laughing) - What?
(upbeat music) - Are you doing the car?
- No, you're driving.
Tristan's driving.
- Oh, I'm driving.
You're driving.
- Yeah.
- Well, you're, I'm driving.
- Yeah.
Have you traveled far?
- You're Scottish.
- (laughs) What?
- Have you traveled far?
- Edinburgh.
Been to veterinary college.
- You traveled far, my boy?
Have you?
- (laughing) You really travel.
- Really far.
- Edinburgh.
I've been at veterinary college.
- Training to be a vet, are you boy?
- (laughing) No, electrician.
Of course it's to be a vet.
In between having an enormous amount of fun, at any rate.
(motorcycle revving) - Do you have a girl?
- Do you have a girl?
- (sighs) Ah, not as such.
(both laughing) - That was so wistful.
(sighing) - "Not as such" meaning not at all or "not as such" meaning yes, but not so much (laughs) Yes but not so (laughs)
- "Not as such" meaning not at all or "not as such" meaning yes, but not so much that you're willing to say.
- Yes, but not so much that you'd say yeah. It's the former isn't it?
Nevermind, we'll soon sort that out.
- Oh we will, will we?
(laughing) - Nevermind, we'll soon sort that out.
- We will?
- You've changed character completely.
- Any local beauties taking your fancy?
- Oh, I've not been here long, you know.
- I sound constipated.
- Any local beauties taking your fancy?
- I've not been here too long.
- Oh, that explains it, then.
- How did you find him?
My brother, I mean.
- Well, you see, everyone speaks very highly of him.
Obviously, he's an experienced vet.
- I sense a but.
- He is not without his inconsistencies.
(laughing) I did Sean Connery there.
- I sense a but.
- He's not without his inconsistencies.
- Inconsistencies?
The man's a lunatic.
Why do you think he goes through mayflies like he does?
- Mayflies?
- That's what I call his assistants.
James.
Bond.
They rarely last beyond the day.
- What a shame.
(laughing) - Naturally.
Someone's got to keep the family business ticking over.
There's the bell.
- I do say, boy.
Look out.
(laughing) - Look out!
(car honking) (tires squealing) - Crikey.
- Arg!
(car thuds) - You know, I think we might have got away with it.
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