- Watch yourself with him.
(bird whistles) - Oh, don't worry.
I've got a special rapport with birds.
There you go.
(moans) Oh god.
- Something the matter, dear?
- It's not what it looks like.
- Is it a dead budgie?
- Yes.
- Then it's exactly what it looks like.
- No.
- Who's next?
(birds cawing) Yes, interesting.
Uh-huh.
(bird chirping) (lips smacking) - Tristan!
- I've got a plan.
- He's only gone and bloody done it.
- Hello, there.
I'd like to talk about using your pigeons for our breeding program.
- Success.
- What you got there?
- One of Enoch Sykes's famous pigeons.
- Oh yeah.
- If I can figure out what's wrong with them, I reckon you might lend me a few of the good ones.
So I thought we could take a few samples, you could diagnose the problem and then, hey presto, I'm the new poster boy for "Pigeon Weekly."
- Yes.
Those samples might prove a little challenging.
- How so?
- This pigeon's dead.
- Oh God.
(bird cheeps) - Oh, how wonderful.
He's like a different bird.
Say a big thank you to that brother of yours.
(bird cheeps) - [Siegfried] Congratulations.
You finally made it back with a bird that hasn't dropped dead.
(bird mimics speech) (bird cheeps) - It's wonderful to see the bond you've built up with him.
- Oh yes.
He's an absolute charmer.
