- If these kids don't see Father Christmas soon, there'll be murder.
So, who's it to be?
- Me.
I've never done it.
- [Siegfried] I don't see why we must repeat this nonsense year on year.
- Everyone else has had a go.
I could do it.
Could be a girl, right?
Me.
I think it'd be quite fun.
I also think the costume would look really different 'cause it fits most burly men.
- Mrs.
H or Helen should play Father Christmas next.
We've had a few lads in now, so I think one of them would be perfect.
- Let's eat, and don't be naughty!
- Maybe we could share.
Could probably both fit in the costume, actually, it's gigantic.
(laughs) - Ready to unleash the hoard?
- As ready as I'll ever be.
- It would also be very, very funny for me.(chuckles)
- Who wants to see Father Christmas?
- Me!
- Merry Christmas.
- Come on then.
- Ho, ho, ho.
- [Child] Hello.
- But I think it'd be fun.
I think she'd certainly be a lot more fun than Richard Alderson who is still my favorite Father Christmas.
- [Richard] How many more of these beggars do I have to see?
(all sniggering) (Richard sighs)
- I think Tristan is ready to play our Father Christmas.
I think series one he was an immature little nuisance and he was made to dress up as an elf and was ridiculed.
- No, absolutely not.
(Siegfried chuckling) You know, I actually did get a lump of coal one year.
- Father Christmas must have thought you'd been very bad.
- Oh he did.
He most certainly did.
Not a great deal has changed, to be honest.
- I think he's a captain now.
He's Captain Farnon.
He's ready to play our Father Christmas.
- The real Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, wears green and white and so shall I.
- I think it's about time the real deal turned up.
(bright festive music)
