- The only way we'll survive my brother, is if we stick together.
- Tristan!
Herriot!
- Tristan Farnon.
- Whatever you're heard, it's not true.
I didn't do it.
- I know, Siegfried sent me.
I'm James Herriot.
His new assistant.
- Really?
Poor you.
He let you drive the Rover?
- Quite something, isn't it?
Wait a minute!
- Quickly.
We haven't got all day.
Do you have a girl?
Nevermind.
We'll soon sort that out.
(chuckles) - Look out!
- You know, I think we might have got away with it.
You're the one who let me drive the car.
- I gave Siegfried the wrong cat to castrate.
I realized my mistake just in time.
- Was he very angry?
- Furious.
- Oh, sweet manna from heaven!
Tell me more.
Did he shout at you?
- Screamed the house down.
(both laughing) - Morning.
I saw that look.
- It's nothing.
- Now I am intrigued.
- So have you had your invitation yet?
- What invitation?
- Tea with the parents.
- I don't think so.
- If you're sure.
- You could always lie, hope it doesn't come back to bite you on the back side.
- Because that worked so well for you in the past?
- What you need is a date, tomorrow evening.
- You're not really my type.
- What are you up to?
- Trying to save James' birthday.
- You're suggesting an operation?
I've never read or heard of anyone doing that before.
- The one advantage of knowing nothing is that anything seems possible.
Let's see if we can't cheer you up.
Eh?
- (everyone shouting) Happy birthday!!!
- Siegfried will kill us.
- Probably.
- Just trust me.
- He can do this.
James has done the preparation.
He knows what he's doing.
- I've got it!
- Well done old chap!
That cow was dead and you brought it back to life.
- Tristan, - This is up there with the water into wine.
- You pulled me through, you know that?
- Well make sure that gets around.
Be nice for people to think I've done something useful for a change.
