Top Tristan Farnon Moments

- Someone's gotta to keep the family business ticking over.

- Look out.

(bouncy jazz music) - You know I think we might have got away with it.

(car clacking) - Herriot!

- Run!

- What happened to my car?

Tristan!

- Tristan?

- Tristan!

- Tristan?

- Tristan!

- I'm literally three feet away from you.

(bouncy jazz music) - Tris?

- Shh... (bouncy jazz music) - Morning (bouncy jazz music) - Look I'm not carrying you, genuinely I'm not.

(bouncy jazz music) - Gentlemen, never fear.

- Cometh the hour.

- Cometh the man.

- Anything to help you Siegfried.

(telephone ringing) - Oh God!

I'm coming.

Darrowby 2297 (Barking) - Could've been the gin talking but I think Tricki might have gained a new uncle.

- Jim?

- Yes?

- Are we hallucinating?

- Yes, all right, it was my bloody fault there's no need to rub it in.

- Two bob says you won't last past lunchtime.

- A gentlemen never interferes in a wager.

- Come on, drink up, and we'll go to the Drovers.

- Who's next?

(group chattering) - If you're thinking of spending the evening eating, drinking and carousing, you've got another thing coming.

- Oh no, I'm sorry I can't do this.

- Tristan?

- No, I can't be the only one dying to know what on earth happened.

- There is a time and a place... - With Suzie's puppies.

(bouncy jazz music) - Is that chocolate?

- No!

No!

- I'm afraid Jess got a little while her back was turned.

- Come on in you.

- Something the matter, dear?

-_ What color is it?

- It often takes brains as well as brawn to solve these problems.

(pig squealing) - He's done it.

- I've got to see a man about a chicken.

- Dammit.

- What have you been up to?

- Oh the usual, disappointing Siegfried, annoying the neighbors, creating avian anarchy.

- I was half wondering if a little dinner might be more appropriate?

- And who exactly might you want to invite?

- I don't know yet, but the day is still young.

(horn hooting) - Wrong way.

- Is that your car?

- Isn't she a beauty?

- I'm afraid these things aren't always as simple as they appear.

- Everything all right there Tris?

(cow mooing) - I just need a moment.

- You sure you'll be all right driving with that shoulder?

- You were putting that on?

- Got to admit it was an inspired performance.

- Tristan Sebastian Farnon MRCVS at your service.

- I didn't pass.

(bouncy jazz music) - Are you alight?

- Maybe ignorance was bliss.

- You know you can do the work, that's what matters.

- Come on.

- Where are we going?

- Unless I'm mistaken, it's still my birthday so I say we go and get blasted at The Drovers.

- All right then.

- You know, we should've just gone to the bloody pub in the first place.

(bouncy jazz music)