(whimsical music) - First up, we have Ta'ra.
Ta'ra.
Ta'ra, love.
Gotta be Ta'ra, love.
Like, see you later, bye bye.
- Okay, so Ta'ra.
Bye bye.
- Bye bye, love.
Ta'ra, got to be.
Yeah.
- Nowt, very useful word, meaning nothing.
Zero, zilch.
- Yeah, they say there's nowt like, there's nowt like it.
- Nothing.
- Duck.
Duck.
Well, the animal duck, or duck like duck.
Someone's coming at you.
- Duck.
Well, my darling partner is from Sheffield.
And in Sheffield the bus drivers call you duck.
- Well, it could refer to a duck.
A duck.
Um, it could also mean love and a term of affection.
That's what my relatives would say, Ta'ra, duck.
- A term of endearment, isn't it?
- Term of endearment.
Oh, I knew that one!
Oh yeah, you're right, duck.
Yeah.
- Chuffin eck.
(chuckling) - Well I don't think I can say that on camera.
- This is perhaps as close as we're allowed to get on All Creatures Great and Small to a good mouth filling oath, as they say.
- Chuffin eck, that's probably rude.
I think that's a delicate swear word.
- But what does it mean?
What does it mean?
Chuffin eck.
Just like, oh my goodness.
- Expressing surprise.
- Yes, that's politely what you might say.
Chuffin eck.
- Yeah, expressing surprise!
Ha ha!
- That's a nice way to put that.
Sarnie.
That's what you have for lunch with the packet of crisps.
- Sarnie.
A sandwich.
- Sarnie, sandwich.
We've got that in Scotland as well.
Wheat sarnie, egg sarnie, chino sarnie.
A sandwich.
- Reet grand, reet grand.
Gotta be, "Right, good."
That's right good, that is.
- Really really great.
Very good.
- Very good.
- Bogeyed.
- Bogeyed.
- Maybe drunk, confused?
- Bogeyed?
- Oh, have a sleep.
I'm bogeyed.
That's a good one.
I'll remember that one.
- Okay, this doesn't say bogeyed.
It says bogeyed.
Um...
Uh, right.
And oh look, it means that... (laughing) Sorry, I jumped ahead there.
Bogeyed, clearly.
Oh, and that's the end.
- That's it?
- Well done, me.
Almost got them all.
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