Life According to Larry Preview

- [Narrator] On Masterpiece.

- Do you want to sound like a pretentious ponce or a simpleton?

- Pretentious ponce.

(gull squawking) I loathe insects, so unimaginative.

- Agh!

- As Mark Twain said, there has never been, as yet, an uninteresting life.

Who said, children begin by loving their parents, after a time they judge them, rarely do they forgive them?

- Where do you get your confidence from?

- Yay, little shop in Corfu Town.

- May I relay a comminique.

- Posh flunky.

- To quote the poet Emily Dickinson.

Do give her a try she's very good.

Sexuality is a buffet not a set menu.

Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes, E.M.

Forster.

Henry Miller!

I adored Tropic of Cancer.

Lyrical, filthy, the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue, I'm quoting.

- Please don't say it.

- [Narrator] The Durrells in Corfu on Masterpiece.