- I want you to keep it clean.
No kicking, no biting, and absolutely no bad language.
Are we understood?
On your marks.
Get set.
Go!
(bright music) (children chattering) - Christ on a bike.
It's like Friday night in the cells.
- They're kids, Geordie.
- I see one!
I see an egg!
- For the most part, anyway.
- Look at all this.
- Isn't it wonderful?
- It is wonderful.
- You did this, Alphy.
- With an awful lot of help.
- Modest to a fault.
- Aye, aye.
Isn't that the girl?
- Oh, what girl?
- Oh, don't look.
No, I said don't look.
- Ah, she's waving at me.
Didn't work out, then?
- We didn't have much in common.
- Shame.
Good, sturdy hips.
- Make nice babies.
- Oh, it was one drink.
- Mm-hm.
- And I was nothing but gentlemanly.
- I've got a nickname for him.
- Oh, tell us.
- Please don't tell them.
- The good Reverend Love 'Em and Leave 'Em.
- Very good.
I like it.
- I'm not that bad.
- Rosa, from Eagle.
- Okay, so there was Rosa.
- Lillian, from the station.
- We went to the cinema.
Once.
- There was the redhead.
- Okay, that was just a brief fling.
- Dalliance.
- Mistake.
- I'm not that bad, okay?
- Morning, Reverend.
- Oh, morning.
How are we?
- [All] Good morning.
(bright music) - Hm?
- Oh.
(bright music)
