(ominous music) - Ladies, put quite simply, the bank needs to know the money is in capable hands.
- I can assure you we have two sets of those.
- Although your business proposition is excellent, I'm afraid the fact remains, I am only able to authorize the loan with a signature from your husband.
- Not doing it.
Is that really the only way?
- Or your father?
- He's been dead 26 years.
- I'm sorry.
- You'd be the only one.
- My old dad used to take his wages straight to the pub.
I'm not sure he'd have been the best even if he were around.
- This is ridiculous.
Plans A and B may have failed, but we'll work through the alphabet if we have to.
Capable hands?
- Oh, I know.
(ominous music)