Grantchester's Unconventional Murder Weapons

- And may we ask what it is you are looking for, Inspector?

- It's a murder weapon. Larry, we're looking for a rock hammer.

- What's one of them?

- Hazard a guess.

- A hammer for rocks.

- There you go.

- Murder?

- Almost certainly. Any sign of a murder weapon?

- Geordie. These were lodged in his throat.

- Is it just me, are these lacerations an unusual shape? Christ on a bike. An industrial counter weight. They brought it with them. We have the murder weapon. He was beaten around the head with a paperweight.

- Sex drugs are rock and roll?

- No doubt.

- [Family Member] She just corked it.

- It sounds like a heart attack to me.

- Or a brain aneurysm.

- Well, either that or whatever stabbed her in the back of the neck. What does that look like to you?

- Vampire bites. What? Geordie.

- [Geordie] We have a murder weapon?

- We do, boss.

- And the weapon is?

- The toolbox.

- Christ on a bike. Bingo.