(brush rasping) (spatula rattling) - [Mrs.C] Mornin', sausage?
- [Will] No.
- Oh, dear, good night?
- (groans) The bits I can remember.
- Not at the table!
- You will be courteous, won't you, Mrs.
C?
- When have I ever not been courteous?
- My father isn't a great conversationalist.
Just stick to neutral topics.
"Isn't it temperate for this time of year?"
That sort of thing.
(knocking at door) (spatula clattering) - I do know how to talk to people.
(dishes clattering) (Will groans) - Would you take the service?
- What, now?
- No, tomorrow.
Yes, now.
- This may very well be my father!
(footsteps echoing) Oh.
- Pleasure to see you too, Leonard.
- Please, Leonard.
- This is a very big day for me!
- Can you lower your voice just a touch?
- You can be incredibly selfish sometimes.
- You know the best cure for a hangover?
- Death.
- Nice murder investigation.