(little bells ringing) - [Cathy] Off you go, then!
(children joyfully screaming, car doors slamming) - I'm pretty sure hell is two hours in the car with that lot.
(all laughing) - So immature.
- They're excited Es, they're allowed to be excited.
- It was hell, Cathy, it was absolute hell.
(Cathy chuckling) It was absolute hell.
(car doors slamming) - Sylvia, where's my hat?
- On your head, Jack.
(car pulling up) - I need to make a call.
I didn't cancel Bible study.
- Oh no, no, no, no, no.
- [Will] What?
- No talking about work.
We're on holiday.
- [Mrs.
C] How was the train?
- Busy.
What have I missed?
- Will, talking about work.
- I don't talk about it that much.
- You're still talking about it now.
- Where's Leonard?
- Looking for his Gorki.
(birds singing, people talking and laughing) - Aha!
Only Maxim can get me through this torment.
- To hell with Maxim.
We're getting drunk and going on a pedalo.
- Good luck.
- [Man] You all right?
(train horn tooting) - Ooh!
(hooting laughter) - Davenport party?
- That's us.
- (in unison) Welcome to Merries!
- I'm Roy Reeves.
Your most venerated host.
This is the other half, Babs.
- We met at castanet class.
- I don't know what it was.
We just clicked.
(clicking) (laughing) Sunny, would you mind showing these fine folks to their chalets, please?
- Absolutely, Mr Reeves.
- Castanet class.
(chuckles) - Ciao now!
- I hope you're all ready for a merry time!
(All murmur affirmatively) Doesn't sound very merry to me.
Are you ready for a merry time?
- [Everybody] Yes!!!
(Exciting organ music music)
