(upbeat vintage music) - Merry morning, campers.
- Morning.
- Oh, we can do better than that, can't we?
Merry morning, campers.
- Are we going to have to do this all the way till next year?
- A whole year.
Jack says we can go to Paris at Christmas, but they don't have bingo every night in Paris, do they?
- The Louvre, Montmartre, Notre Dame, le bingo, no.
- It was lovely, wasn't it?
Being on holiday all together?
- Murder aside.
It was pleasant enough.
- Merry morning, camper.
- Have you seen the Asper's number?
The couple from the baptism.
- What's wrong with you lot?
- That was on the mat for you.
- Bit late.
- By hand.
(envelope opening) - Leviticus?
- Which Leviticus?
- It's just some homework from the Diocese.
- Homework?
- Leonard?
- Merry morning, Dickens.
(dog groans) - Since when do the Diocese send homework?
- It's addressed to me.
- Which verse in Leviticus?
Leonard?
(clock ticking) (mouse click)