(squeaking loudly) (clanking loudly) (breathing loudly) - Well friend, am I not living proof of the adage, a healthy mind and a healthy body.
(laughing lowly) - I think you've looked better.
(laughing lowly) - I'd look worse were it not for my wife, whose acquaintance with this palace has taught her who can be bribed in order to make my life faintly less degrading.
- Most of the guards think I'm a witch.
So I can threaten them with spells, as well as coins.
(moaning loudly) - The dulcet tones of happy inmates helping to advance medical science.
So far, I've been spared the privilege.
- Excuse me while I hex the guards into ensuring that continues.
- Please do.
- Guards.
(clanking loudly) (squeaking loudly) (squeaking loudly) (clanking loudly) (slow sad music) - The nights are long here and afford one ample time for reflection.
- What do you reflect?
- How I should've played the game.
Kept my head down and my mouth shut.
- One way or another, I'll get you out of here Colonel.
- Captain.
