(Upbeat music) - Arthur, maybe?
He just looks like a hell of lot of fun.
- Reverend Hankins, cause he's an absolute hoot.
- Charlotte, it's got to be Charlotte.
- Dr.
Fuchs.
He's a good laugh.
- Mr.
Colbourne because... he's great!
(laughs) - Charlotte Heywood, I think.
I forget - but this is as Ben, isn't it?
Yeah, I'd still marry Charlotte Heywood, I think.
- Mary Parker.
She's, you know, very, very patient.
So I think that's probably what I'd do.
- I might marry my horse, Colin.
He was a good partner.
- Any pets.
I'd marry anyone with pets.
Is that allowed?
- Colbourne.
(laughs) For obvious reasons, I think.
Sorry, Ben.
- Lady Denham.
But not Anne Reid in real life because she's awesome.
- Ralph.
You gotta murder Ralph.
- Lockhart cause he's so evil.
- Tom Parker so that I can continue living in his house rent-free.
And eat all his chickens.
Kris Marshall has a joke that I eat all of his chickens.
I don't know where it came from, but it's stuck.
He's always like, "Alison, stop eating my chickens."
So I wouldn't have to deal with that if I killed him.
