The Cast Plays Would You Rather?

- I'm very nervous.

(laughs) - Would you rather... - Oh!

(ragtime music) - Would you rather get medical treatment from Dr.

Fuchs, or religious instruction from Reverend Hankins?

- Oh!

That's a good one!

I think Dr.

Fuchs.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Well, obviously the religious instruction, because I could ignore that.

(laughs) But like, if I was like sliced in the wrong way, or something, or given the wrong medication and die, I can't really groove on that.

- I would do Dr.

Fuchs, because I think there would be some delicious ointment that he could put somewhere salacious.

(laughs) - Would you rather spend the evening at the pub or a ball?

- A ball.

(laughs) - [All] A ball.

(laughs) - Yours would be a ball?

Mine would be the pub, I think.

- I hate pubs.

- Really?

- I hate pubs so much, yeah.

They're sticky!

- What do you think of pubs?

- Sometimes I like the pub.

- They're moist.

(laughs) - Would you rather participate in a cricket match or a regatta?

- Neither.

(laughs) - A regatta, I think, would be mine.

- Really?

Because you fell in as well.

- I did fall in, yes.

I'm terrible at rowing and cricket.

- No, he's not.

I would say cricket, actually, because I thought it was quite fun.

Next!

- Would you rather live in the city or a seaside resort?

- The city.

- The city.

- City, half the time--half of the year, seaside resort the other half?

- Fifty-fifty - Surely, yours would be the city.

- Yeah, but - You don't like nature - Yeah, you're scared of nature!

- Yeah, but the seaside resort isn't nature, that's not like camping.

Would you rather have to swim in an Edwardian-style bathing suit, or completely in the nude?

(laughs) - That's a really good one.

I mean, I've worn the suit, and I think it was actually kinda cool so I'm gonna say the suit.

- Nude.

(laughs) I've seen that suit.

It flatters no one.

- I think I'd do nude as well, because you look like you're drowning wearing that suit.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's not really safe, is it?

- She's like, you look nice!

I'm like, I don't!

You do!

- Stop lying to me!

(laughs) - Would you rather face the wrath of Lady Denham, or eat a rotten pineapple?

(laughs) - My self-esteem is strong enough to face the wrath of Lady Denham.

- Mine is not, so I'd eat the rotten pineapple.

Would you rather end up with Sidney Parker, or Young Stringer?

Oh!

- Good question.

- Who would you choose?

- Who would you end up with?

- Young Stringer.

(laughs) - I can't say, that's too difficult.

- It's pretty clear, though.

- Name it.

- 'Cause Young Stringer is not like mean to you.

(laughs) - True, he's basically much nicer.

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