TRANSCRIPT
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: How would I    describe Present Laughter in one    word scrumptious.   
    [Instrumental music]       MORITZ VON STUELPNAGEL: Present    Laughter follows egocentric    celebrity Garry Essendine in a       series of philandering escapades    as he confronts a new kind of    mid-life crisis.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY    ESSENDINE: Good God.   
    I look ninety-eight!   
    COBIE SMULDERS: Present Laughter    is about this group of    characters, all sort of    revolving       around Mr. Garry Essendine.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY    ESSENDINE: Where''s my present?   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ ESSENDINE:    On the piano bench.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    It''s not another glass horse, is    it?   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ ESSENDINE:    No, it''s a dressing gown for    Africa.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    A dressing gown, Monica!   
    Just what we wanted!   
    COBIE SMULDERS: It''s sort of an    insight into this world in the    late 1930s.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    Don''t anybody say anything    important for five minutes.   
    COBIE SMULDERS: It''s really    Garry Essendine''s world.   
    He has his secretary, who he''s    had for decades, and his    ex-wife, and his producer,    director.   
    They''re characters that are sort    of on the outskirts of this    circle, who all, for one       reason or another, want    to be a part of it.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    Like a sunbeam upon the tide    which the dark shadows hide       TEDRA MILLAN AS DAPHNE    STILLINGTON: But Garry--! KEVIN    KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE: Quiet!   
    There''s more.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: He is a    superstar of the stage.   
    KATE BURTON: And we kind of meet    him at a crisis moment, thinking    about his life and       who he loves, and who loves him.   
    MORITZ VON STUELPNAGEL: And what    is this strange community of    people that I have assembled       to represent a kind of family?   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    I was in love with you for    longer than I was with anyone       else, you can''t grumble.   
    KATE BURTON: I can honestly say    with a lot of love in my heart    that Kevin Kline is probably       one of the most    extraordinary actors.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: One of our    great, great, great, great,    great comedians, I think.   
    JORDAN ROTH: Watching Kevin    Kline explore and experiment,    and, find ways to engage with       everyone and everything around    him and then watching that    process come back the next night       with something a little more    perfected that was for me the    great gift of this production.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    For thirty years I''ve given you    everything.   
    I gave you my youth.   
    Where is my youth today?   
    KATE BURTON: Well I have a very    interesting relationship to this    play, I think I''m the       only person on Broadway who has    been in two different Broadway    productions of Present       Laughter in the last    thirty-five years.   
    I played Daphne Stillington, the    young ingénue with George C.    Scott thirty-five years ago       at the Circle in the Square, so    I have played the very youngest    lady in the play, now I''m       playing one of the older ones!   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ    ESSENDINE: How do you do?   
    TEDRA MILLAN AS DAPHNE    STILLINGTON: Mrs Essendine?   
    Do you I mean, are    you Garry''s wife?   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ    ESSENDINE: Yes.   
    TEDRA MILLAN AS DAPHNE    STILLINGTON: Oh, I thought you    were divorced?   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ ESSENDINE:    Oh, we never quite got around to    it.   
    MORITZ VON STUELPNAGEL: Present    Laughter carries forward a    tradition of the comedic sex    farce,       championed in Broadway in the    West End, and certainly Noel    Coward is a comedic genius       in that way.   
    COBIE SMULDERS AS JOANNA    LYPPIATT: I did the most idiotic    thing.   
    I lost my latchkey.   
    KRISTINE NELSON AS MONICA    REED: You lost your latchkey.   
    JORDAN ROTH: It is some of the    most extraordinary comedy    writing.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: It is much    more verbally dexterous.   
    It''s musical in a way, without    being a musical, that you have    to listen for the comedy.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN AS MR:    What on Earth''s the matter?   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    Have you or have you not seen me    over-act?   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN    AS MR: Frequently.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: I''m outside    the door in his office, and I    listen every night to be       able to come in and    hit the right notes.   
    COBIE SMULDERS: There is    something in the language of    Noel Coward.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    Every word, every phrase, every    change of mood cunningly       planned.   
    COBIE SMULDERS: Obviously it''s    not how we talk now, I''m not    even sure it''s how they       talked then, but it''s, um,    a refined way of speaking.   
    COBIE SMULDERS AS JOANNA    LYPPIATT: You look strangely    young every now and then.   
    COBIE SMULDERS: The words are    like weapons, and especially for    my character, who is sort       of playing with Garry and I    consider them to be sort of    equal, so they''re constantly       in this power struggle    with each other.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    There''s a certain arrogance    about you, a little too       much self-assurance.   
    COBIE SMULDERS AS JOANNA    LYPPIATT: You don''t care for    competition, I see.   
    KRISTINE NIELSEN: It''s like    being in a fencing match with    people, it''s really, really fun.   
    PETER FRANCIS JAMES AS HENRY    LYPPIATT: Now look here, Garry       KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    No I won''t look here!   
    No, no, no, no!   
    JORDAN ROTH: In this play, we    get to see actors at the top of    their game, giving us truly       a comedy Broadway masterclass.   
    COBIE SMULDERS: People who have    been doing this for many years,    so they are pros, and,       um, I get to not only have the    experience of being on a stage    in front of people every       night, but I am a student as    well, and I''m just absorbing all    of this amazing creativity       and, and passion from    the people on stage.   
    KATE BURTON AS LIZ ESSENDINE:    You''d better take my car,    Joanna, it''s downstairs.   
    TEDRA MILLAN AS DAPHNE    STILLINGTON: The chauffeur''s got    red hair and his name''s    Frobisher.   
    SANDRA SHIPLEY AS LADY    SALTBURN: Daphne!   
    KATE BURTON: The reason this    play gets done so often is    because of the fact that it    really       resounds with audiences of all    ages, and it is one of those    universally-themed plays.   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    I see myself all the time!   
    Eating, drinking,    loving, suffering!   
    Sometimes I think I''m going mad.   
    Mad!   
    TEDRA MILLAN AS DAPHNE    STILLINGTON: I could help you if    only you''d let me!   
    KEVIN KLINE AS GARRY ESSENDINE:    I''m sorry dear, what did you    say?