The Internet has been thoroughly malled, and our own material girl, Imelda Faye, couldn't be happier. Travel with her as she visits some of her favorite shops -- there's a little something to suit every taste (and no taste, too). But don't forget to lock up your credit card first. Imelda Faye's case of Affluenza is ver-r-r-r-y contagious.

Exotic Super Stretch Limo
http://www.nlslimo
.com/Exotic_Super
_Ultra_Stretch_of_Stretch.htm

This is the little rental car I'm getting for my husband Harry's birthday celebration. Thought I'd invite a dozen or so close friends along. Bring your swimsuit!

Color Critters Custom Statuary
http://key.cyberg8t.
com/business/critters/index.html

Say it with cement. A delightful way to immortalize your best furry friend.

Space Shoes
http://www.marleylondon.com/space.htm
These hot little numbers may be a podiatrist's dream come true. But you know what, darling? I always say that it is better to look good than to feel good.

Wig America Co. - Special Wigs and Hairpieces
http://www.wavi.com:80/wigam/special.html
Having a bad hair day, hmmmm? If you weren't born with it, charge it.

Lovely art
http://www.artbrokerage.com/
If you're an art lover with indiscriminating tastes, you'll love these fine works on the subjects of football, Elvis, vodka bottles and more.

The Hunter's Mall
http://www.huntersmall.com/
This is a real find, honey. Where else can you buy spray bottles of cow urine and skunk essence? C'mon. Don't be afraid to treat yourself.

Cheese State Mall
http://www.cheese-state.com
Say "fromage"! For real adventure, check out the Awesome Cowcam.

Exotic Ostrich Oil
http://www.ostrichesonline.com
/cosmetic/ashantiindex.html

This glamor goo costs a wing and a leg, but I'm worth it. You are, too. And this little shop will overnight mail you ostrich steaks, too. What are you waiting for?

Gadget Guru
http://www.gadgetguru.com/reviews/39.shtml
Need a sausage maker in a hurry? A scale model of the Roswell UFO? The Gadget Guru has everything you never knew you needed so much. Operators are standing by.





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