You prepare for sleep by: 

	1.	Getting into pajamas, placing glass of water on nightstand, and turning off light.
	2.	Dark curtains, a temperature controlled room, and soothing music.
	3.	Does the term "Bucket of Nyquil" have any meaning here?

The reason you sleep is: 

	1.	Regenerate batteries for the next day.
	2.	Recover from the injuries suffered the previous day.
	3.	Horizontal could be nice.

A typical nights sleep consists of: 

	1.	A few minutes drifting off followed by deep REM sleep.
	2.	A half hour winding down followed by minor tossing and turning.
	3.	An hour and a half of vibrating followed by spinning and twirling.

Average number of trips to the bathroom per night: 

	1.	None.
	2.	Once, occasionally twice.
	3.	Sometimes 14.

Average amount of sleep per night: 

	1.	Eight hours.
	2.	Six or seven.
	3.	Maybe four or five fifteen-minute periods.

Activities engaged in during night's sleep: 

	1.	Turn from right side to back.
	2.	A couple of 360 degree turns.
	3.	Pillow punching, sheet entangling and total blanket disposal.

Snore quotient: 

	1.	A melodic hum.
	2.	Occasional snort.
	3.	Complaints from foundry next door.

Naps: 

	1.	Are fun.
	2.	Can come in handy.
	3.	Are inconvenient when they occur while driving.

Amount of coffee necessary to get through day: 

	1.	None, I don't drink coffee, unless it's de-caf.
	2.	Two to three cups.
	3.	Two to three pots.

People often comment on my: 

	1.	Cheerful and sparkling morning disposition.
	2.	Ability to function even late in the afternoon.
	3.	Impending vacation, since I've obviously already packed the luggage under my eyes.