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I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and Im not feeling so well myself.Mark Twain, Statistics speech, 1899

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Courtesy of The Mark Twain House, Hartford |
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 In Bed Reading
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I came in with Halleys comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I dont go out with Halleys comet. The Almighty said, no doubt: Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.Mark Twain, quoted in Mark Twain: A Biography by Albert Bigelow Paine, 1910

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