Episode #1 - "The Big Inboard" The men at the lodge build a
huge outboard motor out of a V8 engine. Red demonstrates the belt sander.
Harold discusses sex education and bill teaches canoeing.
Episode #2 - "The Elvis Sighting" Elvis is sighted near Possum Lake. Red shows a youngster how to run a
model airplane. A visit with Doug Franklin and his monster truck. Bill toboggans
on garbage containers. Find out how to join the Red Groin Far Club.
Episode #3 - "The UFO" The men claim to have seen a UFO. Red refinishes a chair with a bunch
of hairdryers. Bill uses jumper cables to build a campfire.
Episode #4 - "The Treasure Hunt" The men go on a treasure hunt. Red build a beer cooler out of a toilet
tank. Bill demonstrates snow-shoeing. Hap Shaughnessey stretches the truth
about his rubber farm.
Episode # 5 - "Practical Joke
Week" It's practical joke week at the lodge. Red builds an elevator out of a
garage door opener. Ranger Gord falls in love with a log. Bill shows you how
to make your own fishing gear.
Episode #6 One of the men gets a home barber kit and gives everybody a haircut. Red
puts eight extra headlights on his car. Jimmy McVeigh plans to spend the night
in the boat he's rebuilding. Bill fools around with a snow blower.
Episode #7 The lodge has a He-Man contest. Red turns a stove into a reclining chair.
Hap Shaughnessey describes his days as a bush pilot. Bill makes an igloo.
Episode #8 Red has an unpleasant experience with an elephant. Bill demonstrates paddling
techniques. Red builds a jet powered car. Tips on buying a used car - kick
Episode #9 Moose goes to see an exotic dancer. Red builds a portable phone. Doug
shows the engine on his monster truck. Bill tries parachuting.
Episode #10 Old man Sedgewick losses his rug. Red makes an adjustable bed of a ping
pong table. Bill demonstrates ways to keep the bugs away. Red drops in on
lonely ranger Gord.
Episode #11 The lodge has a talent show. Red fixes his VCR. Bill shows us some tricks
when erecting a tent. Red gives basketball tips to a youngster.
Episode #12 Trouble with the lodge outhouse. Red checks his lawn mower and finds out
the engine is seized. Hap describes his days on the railroad. Bill demonstrates
Episode #13 The Lodge has a whittling contest. Red demonstrates how to put on a spare
tire with duct tape. Glen is unable to fix the outboard. Bill tires water
Episode #14 The men build a wind powered boat. Red changes a headlight with a wrecking
bar. Hap claims to have worked on a tiger ranch. Bill gets in trouble with
a metal detector.
Episode #15 Everybody tries to blow up a hot water bottle. Red makes a coffin out
of a freezer. Glen gets Red to clean his RV. Bill demonstrates archery.
Episode #16 There's a bear inside the lodge. Red makes a basketball net out of a crinoline.
The natural resources guy is testing water on the golf course. Bill goes snorkeling.
Episode #17 Somehow gun powder ends up in the salt and pepper shakers. Doug Franklin
describes how the ladies go for his monster truck. Red shows how to do your
own body work. Bill messes around with slingshots.
Episode #18 It's safety week at the lodge. Jimmy builds a boat prop out of a ceiling
fan. Red fixes his toaster. Bill explains the subtleties of fire safety.
Episode #19 A running shoe turns up in the lodge chili. Red installs a window air
conditioner in the Possum van. There's no mail. Bill takes Red orienteering.
Episode #20 The men build a water tower. Red comments on free love. Bill has trouble
trolling. Red makes his own gull wing doors for a '78 Ford Granada.
Episode #21 Somebody on Possum Lake has a Jet ski. Red shows how you can substitute
tools. Hap has an unbelievable ice-fishing experience. Bill goes international
in demonstrating the Bolos.
Episode #22 The men try to dig a new well. Red tries to winch a canoe into a trailer.
Dougie changes the oil in his monster truck. Bill reveals the various methods
of trapping and snaring.
Episode #23 The men have a canoe jousting contest. Red turns a car into a gardening
centre. Harold questions his uncle on the rules of etiquette. Bill demonstrates
how to find water.
Episode #24 The men build a water slide. Red shows how you can fix your own windshield.
Dougie looses his license. Bill demonstrates different ways to signal for
Episode #25 - "The Putter Attack"
Noel Tightens security and accidentally crowns helmet with bob's favourite
putter. Meanwhile, Red makes a dishwasher out of a fridge and Bill goes rappelling.
Episode #26 - "Doc's Loan"
Doc owns money to Helmut who is big and strong and upset. Red shows you
how to make a homemade lathe. Bill demonstrates water safety.
Episode #27 - "The Stolen Records"
Someone has stolen Eddie's collection of Robert Goulet records. Red turns
a water tank into a one-man sub. Bill accidentally ignites the ground.
Episode #28 - "The Receipt -
A - Thon" The Lodge is being audited so everybody is busy forging receipts. Red
makes a personal safety air bag. Bill has trouble with a Hammock.
Episode #29 - "The Sing Along
Machine" Eddie is electrocuted by a homemade karaoke machine. Red shows how to
rustproof your car by covering it with linoleum. bill teaches and learns about
Episode #30 - "Bear!!!" A bear in heat has all the men trapped inside the Lodge. Red builds a
bear scarer out of a couple of Hawaiian shirts. Bill demonstrates building
a shelter in the woods.
Episode #31 - "The Bad Check-Up" Glen has a bad medical check-up and is denied insurance for his RV. Red
makes patio lanterns out of used containers. Bill turns a canoe into a sailboat.
Episode #32 - "The Four-Man Raft" Murray sells the Lodge a four-man raft that turns out to be an inner tube
with a tackle box duct-taped to it. Red shows us many useful things you can
do with old oil drums. Bill makes a homemade bow and arrow.
Episode #33 - "Skeet Golf" Bob drives golf balls out over the lake and Helmut shoots them before
they come down. He misses and the ball goes through Glen's RV sunroof. Red
turns a fridge into a armour. Bill demonstrates how to find food in the woods
Episode #34 - "The Broken Water
Pump" Helmut is trying to fix the pump while Murray is trying to sell the Lodge
a whole new water system and theme park. Red demonstrates how to change your
oil. Bill tries barrel jumping.
Episode #35 - "The Illegal Clubs" Bob buys a set of clubs that turn out to be all left-handed drivers with
a goalie stick for a putter. Red makes a moped with a bike and a chainsaw.
Bill tires fishing from a float tube.
Episode #36 - "Animals In The
Attic" Evidence points to a raccoon in the Lodge attic. Noel has to get rid of
him, but Eddie has made him a pet. Red makes a sofa bed out of plastic milk
crates. Bill takes Red shore fishing.
Episode #37 - "The Party Boat
Sank" The Lodge's homemade pontoon boat sank and Glen is blamed for poor workmanship.
Red makes a raincoat with a couple of tablecloths and a glue gun. Bill tries
his hand at sailing.
Episode #38 - "The Food Club" Douglas signs the Lodge up for Murray's food club which forces Eddie to
quit. Red demonstrates how every tool can be used as a hammer. Bill tries
some innovative methods of tree climbing.
Episode #39 - "The Fish Locator" Doc buys a fish locator that he can't afford so he creates a lottery to
pay for it. Red shows how to make transmission repairs. Bill demonstrates
a few camouflage techniques.
Episode #40 - "The Bent Canoe" Helmut went white water rafting and wrecked the canoe. Helmet won't replace
it and Glen can't fix it. Red shows a bunch of things you can make out of
tin. Bill tries to get Harold's Frisbee out of a tree.
Episode #41 - "Job Security" Douglas fires Noel and appoints Helmut as the new head of Lodge Security.
Red makes a grandfather clock out of a canoe. Bill builds and test drives
Episode #42 - "Noel's Stag" The men are planning a stag for Noel who is getting married on very short
notice. Red makes things for the kitchen out of a car engine. Bill finds more
food in the woods (Part 3).
Episode #43 - "Bob's Birthday" A bunch of misunderstandings lead to an on-again off-again surprise party
for Bob. Red makes a leaf blower out of a washroom hand dryer. Bill tries
walking on stilts.
Episode #44 - "The Sudsy Lake" Possum Lake is covered with pink foam that turns out to be coming from
Eddie's dishwasher. Red shows up a bunch of things that can be done with pieces
of garden hose after you run over them with your lawn mower. Bill tries hockey.
Episode #45 - "The Gun Mishap" Noel accidentally shoots Murray which is a major upset for Murray and
a minor inconsequent for everyone else. Red makes a toboggan out of a car
hood. Bill spruces up an old bicycle.
Episode #46 - "The Double Date" Helmut and Glen go on a double date in the RV. Bad things happen. Red
shows how to make decorative plaster molding for your home or cottage. Bill
ignores the dangers and tries to top a tree.
Episode #47 - "The Florida Trip" The men decide to take Glen's RV to Florida without Glen in it. Red makes
a pool table out of things he found in the backyard. Bill tries out a few
Episode #48 - "Not One Fish" Doc claims that Bob and the government have killed all the fish in Possum
Lake. Red makes a recliner rocker out of an old wooden chair and a barbecue
grill. Bill demonstrates how to help at the scene of an accident.
Episode #49 - "Maple Syrup" The Lodge uses a fuel pump from a Russian missile to collect maple syrup.
Meanwhile, Bill demonstrates the dangerous side of camping lanterns. Harold
exposes what's wrong with adults and Red makes a wind surfer out of a patio
Featured Members: Buzz Sherwood the Lodge bush pilot and Reg Hunter the vegetarian
Featured Expert: Douglas Franklin tells us why to stay away from doctors.
Episode #50 - "Car Pool" Red tries to start a car pool as an excuse to buy a 12 passenger van but
the men only like to ride in their own vehicles. Harold gives some valuable
tips on bully proofing, Bills has some new techniques for cutting down trees
and Red makes an intercom out of old toilets.
Featured Members: Glen Brachston, the world's laziest marina owner and Dougie
Franklin the monster truck guy.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey reveals some personal experience with explosives.
Episode #51 - "The Spawning Grounds" The Lodge backhoe rolled into Possum Lake and the men find out they can
get government money if they use it as a shelter for fingerlings. Meanwhile,
Harold starts his own news network. Bill demonstrates downhill skiing and
Red makes the world's most complete too belt, the Super Duper Tool a Rama.
Featured Members: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant and Dougie Franklin,
the Monster Truck guy.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey describes the taste of dinosaur meat.
Episode #52 - "Magnetic Lake" A freak accident and a lot of pollution result in Possum Lake being magnetized.
Lodge life becomes difficult, especially for anything with iron in it. Meanwhile,
Harold pretends to be God, Bill shows how not to launch a boat and Red makes
a kiddie ride out of an umbrella clothesline.
Featured Members: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator and Glen Brachston, the
world's laziest marina owner.
Featured Expert: Bob Stuyvesant describes how to entertain kids when they
came to stay for the summer.
Episode #53 - "Underground Parking" The men try to convert an abandoned gold mine into an underground parking
lot. In a flood district. Meanwhile, Harold forms the Possum Lodge Cadets.
bill makes a very large backpack and Red turns a barbecue into a full set
of Scuba gear.
Featured Members: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant and Joshua Two-Feathers
the native land developer.
Featured Expert: Glen Brachston explains why to use a welder as a cook.
Episode #54 - "The Tanks We Get" The Lodge received 49 ten thousand gallon gas tanks for a fund raiser.
Meanwhile, Harold has the inside dope on show business. Bill finds quicksand
and Red builds a personal sauna out of a clothes dryer.
Episode #55 - "Fire Brigade" The Lodge forms its own volunteer fire department and things go badly.
Bill builds a monstrous campfire. Red makes a one-step gardening machine out
of a double bed and Harold gives hints on how to date a girl who's out of
Featured Members: Ranger Gord the loneliest man alive, and Buzz Sherwood,
the lodge bush pilot.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey explains courage, with examples.
Episode #56 - "The New Shirt/Casino" Red holds a Casino Night at the Lodge but everyone is upset about his
new shirt. Bill makes a camp bed. Red uses high voltage to cook a 7 pound
roast. Harold tells teens how to form a band.
Featured Member: Ranger Gord, the world's loneliest man.
Featured Experts: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant, and Glen Brachston,
the world's laziest marina owner, identify what women really want.
Episode #57 - "Green Green" Red cleans up the environmental damage around the Lodge and received a
government grant. Bill shows Red how to get his van out of the mud. Red uses
duct tape to replace the webbing in a lawn chair. Harold tells teens how to
get along with their teachers.
Featured Members: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator, and Ranger Gord, the
loneliest man alive.
Featured Expert: Dougie Franklin, explains why to buy a car instead of a holiday.
Episode #58 - "Fuel Conversion" The men at the Lodge decide to convert their vehicles to run on firewood.
Bill tries his hand, and one foot, at trapping. Red makes a self-cooled chair.
Harold does a feature on great film directors.
Featured Expert: Glen Brachston, the world's laziest marina owner, gives the
secret of dieting.
Episode #59 - "The Hidden Mine" Red and the boys drop into a hidden mine shaft while bungie jumping. Bill
demonstrates how to keep food cool without a refrigerator or ice. Red makes
a bicycle out of an old car. Harold tries to form "good gangs" that
have drive-by science lessons.
Featured Member: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator tells why some people stretch
Episode #60 - "Lake Regulations" Possum Lodge has a confrontation with the Yuppie canoe club on Possum
Lake. Bill makes his pup tent into a hang glider. Red turns an old canoe into
a porch swing. Harold starts a new sex phone-in show. Response is sparse.
Featured Members: Dougie Franklin, the Monster Truck guy, and Hap Shaughnessey,
Featured Experts: Bob Stuyvesant and Glen Brachston advise how to tell your
children their pet has passed away.
Episode #61 - "Cross The Lake
Race" The men have a race across Possum Lake to see who wins the job of ferry
boat captain for the nudist camp. Bill does a little duck hunting. Red turns
a patio umbrella into a satellite dish. Harold presents his new movie review
Featured Members: Glen Brachston, the world's laziest marina owner, and Buzz
Sherwood, the Lodge bush pilot.
Featured Expert: Douglas Franklin, the Monster Truck guy, gives advise on
how to get attention.
Episode #62 - "The Salmon Parade" Possum Lodge decides to have a parade to celebrate the return of the salmon
to Mercury Creek. Bill shows some creative ways to cut grass. Red makes a
full set of living room furniture out of a used car. Harold tries a new pilot
called Tricks Your Driving Instructor Never Taught You.
Featured Members: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant, and Dougie Franklin,
the Monster Truck guy.
Featured Expert: Glen Brachston, the world's laziest marina owner, is forced
to give an opinion on alternate lifestyles.
Episode #63 - "The Funniest Video" In order to raise money for the Lodge, the men decide to send in a funny
video tape to a television show. Bill goes cross country skiing. Red shows
how to put up a wall in your basement. Red shows how to put up a wall in your
basement. Harold tries a new show that allows nerds to respond to their detractors.
Featured Members: Ranger Gord, the loneliest man alive, and Buzz Sherwood,
the Lodge bush pilot.
Episode #64 - "Biosphere Three" The men decide to do a biosphere experiment until they find out you have
to be in there for two years. Bill makes an outdoor shower with an old water
pump and a jacked-up car. Red demonstrates new ways of using a step ladder.
Harold tries a new show on bus etiquette.
Featured Members: Reg Hunter, the vegetarian hunter, and Ranger Gord the loneliest
Episode #65 - "The Water Park" Following an accidental cement spill, Red and the boys decide to make
Possum Lake into a water theme park. Bill does some maintenance on his sailboat.
Red has some ideas to discourage tailgaters. Harold does a pilot for a series
exposing sex myths.
Featured Expert: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant, talks about coping
Episode #66 - "The Used Helicopter" Buster Hadfield buys a used helicopter and the boys at the Lodge have
fun trying to fly it. Bill sets alarms to warn if animals are invading the
campsite. Red makes a CD player out of an old toaster. Harold tries his hand
at doing a movie review show.
Featured Members: Reg Hunter, the vegetarian hunter, and Hap Shaughnessey,
Featured Expert: Dougie Franklin, the Monster Truck guy, shows off his knowledge
of the ten commandments.
Episode #67 - "Possum Lake Regatta" After Moose Thompson flips his car into the lake, the men decide to make
it part of the annual Possum Lake Regatta. Bill blows up his campsite by using
river rocks in the fire. Red builds a cabin cruiser out of plastic pop bottles.
Harold does a program on how to talk to the police.
Featured Members: Glen Brackston, the world's laziest marina owner, and Bob
Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator, claims that a K-Car distributor
cap is a deadly weapon.
Episode #68 - "The Retirement
Home" Old Man Sedgwick gets everybody to help him build a cottage up on a Rock
Reef Point. Bill shows how to survive in your car while waiting to be rescued.
Red makes a gift for the special lady in his life. Harold starts a series
of documentaries on his campaign to become High School President.
Featured Members: Joshua Two Feathers, the Native land developer, and Ranger
Gord, the loneliest man alive.
Featured Expert: Dougie Franklin, the Monster Truck guy, tries to choose the
best car ever made.
Episode #69 - "Slingshot Skiing" Moose makes a huge slingshot out of surgical tubing so that he can water
ski without a boat. Bill invents a whole new way to take leaves off your lawn.
Red makes an inexpensive boat trailer out of tow old bikes. Harold tries a
new concept showing teenagers how posture makes you look good.
Featured Members: Ranger Gord, the loneliest man alive, and Bob Stuyvesant,
the golfing civil servant.
Featured Expert: Glen Brackston, the world's laziest marina owner, describes
how communism fell because of the lack of RV's in Russia.
Episode #70 - "The Possum Olympics" Possum Lodge is the proposed site of the BI-annual Possum Olympics. Bill
demonstrates the sport of horseshoes. Red gives lessons on the basics of supply
side plumbing. Harold shows shy teens how to dance.
Featured Members: Buzz Sherwood, the Lodge bush pilot, the Reg Hunter, the
Featured Expert: Dougie Franklin, the Monster Truck guy, explains how Canadians
are different from Americans.
Episode #71 - "Possum Lake Monster" A dinosaur is spotted swimming around in Possum Lake. Bill shows campers
how to store food in the woods. Red makes an interesting clock out of beer
bottles. Harold tries to get a TV series going on how to achieve and maintain
Featured Members: Glen Brackston, the world's laziest marina owner, and Ranger
Gord, the loneliest man alive.
Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator, tells how he worked with
Einstein on the Theory of Relativity.
Episode #72 - "The Water Show" The man decide to put on a Possum Lodge Water Show to attract tourists.
Because the water is too cold Bill decides to go diving in the leaves. Red
makes a comfortable easy boy chair out of steel belted tires. Harold gets
very serious about safe sex.
Featured Members: Hap Shaughnessey, the exaggerator, and Dougie Franklin,
the Monster Truck guy.
Featured Expert: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant, gives marital
advice to a viewer.
Season 4 - 1994/95
Episode #73 - "The Beef Project"
Junior Singleton inherits a cow from one of the local farmers, and the men
of the Possum Lodge offer to butcher it for him.
Episode #74 - "The Owl Project"
A rare Unicorn Owl is spotted near Possum Lodge, and the whole area is on
the verge of becoming an environmentally protected sanctuary with no hunting
Episode #75 - "The Beer Project"
Responding to the high price of beer, the men of the Possum Lodge decide to
save money by brewing their own rather than curtailing consumption.
Episode #76 - "The Firewood Project"
The popularity of "pick your own" strawberries and apples leads
the men of the Possum Lodge to the conclusion that there's a market for "pick
your own" firewood.
Episode #77 - "The Hydrogen Project"
A large quantity of hydrogen is released during an attempt to turn Possum
Lake into a huge car battery, negatively impacting the quality of local life.
Episode #78 - "The Schoolhouse
An attempt by a city couple to purchase the old schoolhouse leads the locals
of Possum Lake to find a way to save it, or at least make it unmarketable.
Episode #79 - "The Firefly Project"
One of the members of Possum Lodge decides to light his home by trapping fireflies
in a huge skylight.
Episode #80 - "The Badger Project"
Old Man Sedgwick gets a badger caught in his pants.
Episode #81 - "The Conveyor Project"
Buster Hadfield and his brother buy a used conveyor belt, and the rest of
the Possum Lodge members try to make it look like a smart decision.
Episode #82 - "The Electrical
To protest the utilities company, the men of Possum Lodge decide to generate
their own electricity.
Episode #83 - "The Storm Damage
The Possum Lake area is hit by a huge storm, as predicted by Old Man Sedgwick's
Episode #84 - "The Marine Show
The men of Possum Lodge fly in a couple of seas cows to create a marine entertainment
centre that is reminiscent of other historic mistakes.
Episode #85 - "The Silver Project"
After a particularly boring exhibition of Busters Hadfield's vacation pictures,
the men of Possum Lodge try to suck the silver off the negatives.
Episode #86 - "The Ski &
When Moose Thompson successfully sues the local golf and ski resort and ends
up owning it, he learns that in lawsuits, as in life, you should be careful
what you wish for.
Episode #87 - "The Auction Project"
Encouraged by tourists' penchant for paying any amount of money for anything,
the men of Possum Lodge decide to hold a gigantic auction.
Episode #88 - "The Rustproofing
Tired of watching their vehicles turn to rust, the men of Possum Lodge once
again take the law (of nature) into their own hands.
Episode #89 - "The Movie Project"
A group of bandy-legged vegetarian filmmakers invade Possum Lodge to shoot
a documentary on the environmental fallout of manly behavior.
Episode #90 - "The Painted Leaves
An unexpected explosion in the paint shop gives the men the idea of painting
all the local trees for fun and profit.
Episode #91 - "The Real Estate
Somebody buys the lot next door to Possum Lodge and starts fixing it up, ruining
Episode #92 - "The Stuck Truck
Stinky Peterson's girlfriend gets his truck stuck in the ditch, but by the
time it's over, Stinky is the one who's stuck and ditched.
Episode #93 - "The Group Photo
To celebrate the anniversary of the invention of the spin casting reel, the
people around Possum Lodge decide to stand in the centre of town for an aerial
Episode #94 - "The Guard Dog
Junior Singleton decides to get a guard dog when all of his lawn ornaments
Episode #95 - "The Mt. Rushmore
Desperately seeking sustenance, the men of Possum Lodge decide to carve Rock
Reef Point into a tourist attraction.
Episode #96 - "The Catfish Project"
Old Man Sedgwick catches a 47-foot catfish in the Catch a Catfish for Confirmation
Contest, and the men of Possum Lodge decide to make it into perfume.
Fifth Season - 1995/96
Episode #097 - "Men's Night On
"Women accept what they are; Men have to prove it." Special Guest
Graham Greene. Harold finally is invited to spend a night out with the boys.
Animal Control Officer, Garth Harble swallows a rodent. On Handyman Corner,
Red demonstrates how to turn a grocery cart into a lounge chair complete with
snacks. Adventures with Bill features Cliff Diving.
Episode #098 - "The Driving Test" "Women know where they're going; Men drive." Special Guest Gordon
Pinsent. On Handyman Corner, Red makes an anti radar device. Bill demonstrates
alternative modes of transportation. Hap recounts his Sport Whaling days.
Harold impersonates Red at the driving test after Red loses his license.
Episode #099 - "The Satellite
Dish" "Women are watching the world; Men are watching television."
As usual the men at Possum Lodge overdo everything. On Handyman Corner, Red
shows how to turn a discarded dashboard into the ultimate remote control.
Adventures With Bill features pogo sticking.
Episode #100 - "Father and Son
Banquet" "Women can bear children; Men can't." Special Guest Graham Greene.
Red & Harold need fathers for the banquet. On Handyman Corner, Red makes
a girl's bedroom suite out of recycled tires. Bill's Adventure centers on
a tire swing. Edgar Montrose demonstates the use of dynamite for home renovations.
Episode #101 - "The New Doctor" "Women pursue good health; Men pursue good doctors." Local Tastee
Freeze is converted into Possum Lake Medical Clinic. On Handyman Corner, Red
makes a golf cart from a bicycle and plastic pipe. Adventures With Bill features
Episode #102 - "The Vertical
Grandstand" "Women enjoy good entertainment; Men prefer good seats." New
transformer tower is the inspiration for a grandstand. On Handyman Corner,
Red demonstrates bonding metals. Adventures With Bill features rocketry.
Episode #103 - "The Network Deal" "Women appreciate creative input; Men appreciate silence." A
big network becomes interested in the show and wants to make a few minor changes
including replacing Harold and adding the first female to the cast. On Handyman
Corner, Red demonstrates the fine art of packing. Adventures With Bill features
Episode #104 - "Midevil Times" "Women try to preserve history; Men try to make it." Camelot
comes to Possum Lake. On Handyman Corner, Red makes a crossbow courier device.
Adventures With Bill features fencing.
Episode #105 - "Van Go" "Women protect their feelings; Men protect their possessions."
The Possum Van is stolen. On Handyman Corner, Red burglar proofs a car. Cycling
is featured on Adventures With Bill.
Episode #106 - "Possum Lodge
Radio" "Women like to communicate; Men like to broadcast." CB Radios
replace the telephone system at Possum Lake. On Handyman Corner, Red turns
an outhouse into a phone booth. Bowling is the demonstrated sport on Adventures
Episode #107 - "X Marks The Spot"
"Women better themselves; Men better their friends." Lodge members
search for buried treasure. On Handyman Corner, Red makes a lawn roller from
a bicycle and 2 clothes dryers. Bird Watching is featured on Adventures With
Episode #108 - "Sedgwick The
Thief" "Women are helpful by nature; Men need a court order." Old Man
Sedgwick is arrested for shoplifting. On Handyman Corner, Red converts an
ordinary car into a cable car. Bill demonstates pickpocketing.
Episode #109 - "The Cement Load" "Women have to cement a romance; Men have a romance with cement."
When the submarine pen project is cancelled, the men of Possum Lodge contend
with 15 truckloads of cement. Bill builds a cement table. On Handyman Corner,
Red converts a boat into a hovercraft.
Episode #110 - "The Gas Shortage" "Women travel; Men bum gas." A crisis results when Possum Lake's
only gas station closes. On Handyman Corner, Red converts the Possum Van into
a huge gas tank. Bill becomes a cowboy.
Episode #111 - "Trout Season" "Women go forward; Men go fishing." With the start of a new
season the lodge members create innovative and sometimes illegal ways to catch
fish in Possum Lake. On Handyman Corner, Red adapts hip waders to carry all
his fishing gear. On Adventures With Bill the fine art of casting is demonstrated.
Episode #112 - "The Lost Dog" "Women lament lost love; Men lament lost pets." Lodge members
go in search of a lost dog in Possum Woods. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates
creative ways to keep your dog at home. Ballooning is the subject of Adventures
Episode #113 - "The New Statue" "Women build friendships; Men build statues." Lodge members
decide to replace the town statue they destroyed. On Handyman Corner, Red
comes up with a non chemical mosquito control system. Bill tries to get his
Episode #114 - "One Man's Garbage" "Women throw out their garbage; Men catch it." Members decide
to clean up the lodge and end up in the landfill business. Red builds a Compactor
on Handyman Corner and Bill demonstrates frisbee.
Episode #115 - "The Big Thing" "Women value quality; Men value size." Big mysterious machine
creates big excitement at Possum Lake. On Handyman Corner, Red builds an elevated
observation chair. Bill plays with ladders.
Episode #116 - "Bottled Water" "Women value free spirits; Men bottle them." Lodge Members set
up their own still. Red builds a robot on Handyman Corner. Bill installs an
above ground pool.
Episode #117 - "Floating Church" "Women enjoy church; Men enjoy Sundays." Religion comes to Possum
Lake with explosive consequences. On Handyman Corner, Red makes himself unsinkable.
Adventures With Bill demonstrates martial arts.
Episode #118 - "The Not-Chicken
Franchise" "Women enjoy good food done well; Men enjoy fast food done cheap."
Red and Harold promote the new restaurant in town. Red makes a neon sign on
Handyman Corner. Adventures With Bill features soccer.
Episode #119 - "The Compost Heap" "Women make compost heaps; Men make garbage piles." Lodge members
decide to grow their own beer nuts. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates his
planting technique. Bill tries his hand at mulching.
Episode #120 - "Homemade Cheese"
"Women mature; Men ferment." Junior's house develops a major mouse
infestation. On Handyman Corner, Red offers pest control tips. Adventures
With Bill demonstrates making cheese.
Sixth Season - 1996/97
Episode #121 THE SCIENCE FAIR"
Red Gives Harold unwanted help on his science project with disastrous results.
On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates how not to use a table saw. The Olympic
Rings are featured on Adventures with Bill. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
Episode #122 "SEDGEWICK THE TENANT"
Old Man Sedgewick moves into the Lodge causing Red and Harold considerable
aggravation. Red turns a car into a fire truck. Bill does his circus Flying
Walenda act. Albert Schultz guest stars.
Episode #123 "THE DRIVING LESSON"
Harold fails his driving test again and makes another wrong turn in getting
help from Red. On Handyman Corner, Red makes an air hockey game out of 2 clothes
dryers. Bill plays tennis.
Episode #124 "THE TAX REFUND"
Red's unexpected tax refund may be too good to be true. On Handyman Corner,
a boat and trailer are converted into an amphibious car. Bill demonstrates
his skills in the vineyard.
Episode #125 "NO CHURCH"
When the only Reverend leaves town, all church activities are transferred
to the Lodge with disastrous results. On Handyman Corner, Red turns floor
polishers into electric rollerblades. Bill takes Harold camping. Paul Gross
guest stars as new Yuppie Lodge member, Kevin Black.
Episode #126 "THE PETTING ZOO"
An overpopulation of local forest animals leads Lodge Members to open a petting
zoo, another hair brained idea. Red uses aquariums to put skylights into a
van. Bill tries bungey jumping. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
Episode #127 "GOOD GOVERNMENT"
Lodge Members try to take advantage of their discovery that their political
representative has been deceased for some time. Red uses steam to let out
his pants. Bill tries his hand at darts. Paul Gross (Due South) guest stars.
Episode #128 "THE POKER GAME"
Red loses in the weekly poker game and develops tactics to get even. On Handyman
Corner, Red builds a personal jetpack. Bill takes Harold apple picking. Albert
Schultz guest stars as Arnie Dogan, local roofer and CW songwriter.
Episode #129 ""THE DRILL"
The purchase of a cordless drill turns into a major shopping expedition. On
Handyman Corner, Red converts a front wheel drive car into rear powered. Bill
tires pole vaulting. On Men's Anonymous, Dalton brags about throwing something
Episode #130 "MAXI GOLF"
Lodge Members, banned from the local golf course, develop creative ways to
play their favorite game. Red refinishes furniture on Handyman Corner. Bill
demonstrates glass blowing.
Episode #131 "BERNIECE'S BIRTHDAY"
Red has problems coming up with a last minute birthday present for the wife.
The Possum van is in for a paint job on Handyman corner. Bill tires cooking
over a campfire. Paul Gross and Gordon Pinsent guest star.
Episode #132 "THE CURCH CASINO"
Lodge Members sneak off to the charity casino and have to find ways to hide
all their winnings. Red converts a toolbox into a cooker. Bill takes Harold
canoeing. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
Episode #133 "THE HOUSE RAISING"
Buster Hadfield's house burns down and Lodge Members try to raise a new one.
Red ties to hang a door on Handyman corner. Bill shows off his high wire act.
Episode #134 "THE LOVE BOAT"
Junior Singleton's love interest affects his participation in lodge activities.
Red strips lawn furniture on Handyman Corner. Bill takes Harold backpacking.
Winston gets lost and calls Possum 911 for help.
Episode #135 "THE GIRLFRIEND"
Harold goes overboard after meeting his first girlfriend It's the Armchair
Fisherman on Handyman Corner. Bill does his Tarzan act with hilarious results.
Episode #136 "THE NEW LEASE"
Red has to make a government presentation to renew the lodge lease. Beermaking
is featured on Handyman Corner. Bill tries water-skiing. Gordon Pinsent guest
Episode #137 "THE BASEBALL TRYOUTS"
Red is upset when Harold beats him for a spot on the team. New uses for old
record albums are demonstrated on Handyman Corner. Bill goes Go Karting. Albert
Schultz guest stars.
Episode #138 "30 MINUTES OR FREE"
Red comes up with a low cost plan to cater the hockey banquet. On Handyman
Corner, Red tries to install a winch on the front of the van. Bill and Harold
assemble a log cabin.
Episode #139 "FUND RAISER"
Lodge Members stage a fundraising fair to save the community center with the
usual unexpected results. On Handyman Corner, Red invents a macrowave oven.
Bill does some canning. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
Episode #140 "REAL ESTATE"
Moose hires Red as his real estate agent. On Handyman Corner, Red uses a lawn
mower to make a batting machine. Bill plays ping-pong with Harold.
Episode #141 "THE STAG PARTY"
The lodge members hold a stag for Junior Singleton and nobody can find him
on the wedding day. Red explains the merits of turning a freezer into a hot
tub. Bill goes Hawaiian.
Episode #142 "THE SUITS"
Harold sues Junior for hitting his bike and sets off a chain of litigation
involving everyone at Possum Lake. Red demonstrates tire-retreading techniques.
Bill flies model planes with Harold.
Episode #143 "THE HIGH SCHOOL REUNION"
Red has a do-it-yourself makeover for the high school reunion. On Handyman
Corner, Red shows us how to improve gas mileage. Bill pumps some iron.
Episode #144 "HAROLD'S WHEELS"
Red gives Harold a car, which turns out to be more trouble than it is worth.
On Handyman Corner, Red attempts to construct a mobile sports bar.
Episode Descriptions 600
Series 16 Episodes
(Season Premier) -"Harold's Job" A major change in the show as Harold leaves the Lodge and moves to the
city to take a job as Assistant Account Executive at Multi-Corp International
Inc. This makes room for several new features that will be introduced throughout
the season, the first of which is Ranger Gord's Animated Educational Films
- this week's topic - Tree Holes. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates how
to clean out your car with a garbage truck.
-" The Fishing Derby" When nobody catches any fish in the Fishing Derby, the men have Possum
Lake tested for contaminants and the report shows that the lake is no longer
classified as water. Also Red visits Harold at his new job in the city. On
Handyman Corner Red customizes a car so that it can get in and out of tight
parking spots. Four of the Lodge members have a big adventure trying to build
a backyard play set for the kids.
- "Lady in Red" A beautiful young chiropractor goes into business in Possum Lake and creates
more kinks than she removes. Red builds a forklift using a pair of skis and
an extension ladder. The men turn the challenge of putting up a flagpole into
a major adventure. Red visits Harold at work and crashes his computer. In
a new feature, Red and Ed help Dalton convince his wife to watch action movies.
- "The Bachelor Auction"
The men decide to have a Bachelor Auction as a way of raising money and getting
dates. A new feature, Possum Lodge Life & Times, focuses on the life of local
con artist Honest John Jonassen. Red builds a dragster out of junk he finds
in the shed. Young Walter is stuck way up in a cherry picker and getting him
down turns into an adventure. Meet Dale, a new character played by Gavin Crawford,
who is pumping gas for the summer.
Red and the boys argue about the existence of angels. Mike volunteers to produce
one. Red makes a bread maker out of an automatic washing machine. He also
shows you a way to stop dogs from chasing your car. Ranger Gord has a picture
of the abominable snowman. They also have fun with the local magnetic hill.
Red takes some mementos from the Lodge for Harold to display on his desk at
Multi Corp. International Inc.
- "School Bus Blimp" Red talks the guys into converting an old school bus into a hot air balloon.
Harold goes over-board using sticky notes. Hap claims the metal plate in his
head is magnetized. Red finds a way to paint a fence with a wringer washer.
Edgar demonstrates a cheap way to make interlocking brick. Dalton helps a
youngster fly a kite. This week's adventure is all about golf.
- "Coup De Grass" Red creates a new type of grass seed that only grows two inches tall.
Edgar creates a fireworks display using real explosives. Animal Control Officer
Ed Frid brings a falcon to the show. Red makes a backyard swing out of a car
seat. Ranger Gord has made a cartoon about sun protection. Mike has Harold
join him for a special feature on careers.
- "Rent A Wreck" Mike borrows Red's van to use in a demolition derby. Red paves the Lodge
driveway with crushed apples. Dalton's wife dropped the tv remote into her
clam chowder. Red and Walter have an adventure with a rope and pulley. Learn
how to make a tool belt out of old socks. A brief biography of the Manning
triplets. Red tries to teach Dale what a car horn is for.
- "Curse of the Mummy" Red and Mike have some fun with artifacts from the local museum. Red shows
how to prevent your car from being stolen. Hap brings his lie detector in
for repairs. The men try to move a fridge down a long staircase. Red makes
a kinetic lawn ornament out of a set of drums and a bicycle.
- "Roll Out the Barrels" The local brewery gives all their old beer barrels to the Lodge. Red decides
to take his over the falls. Animal Control Officer Ed Frid buries a twelve
foot python. Ranger Gord makes environmental tapes. Red shows you how to do
wood working with kitchen appliances.
- "No Retreat" Harold's company tries to buy the Lodge. Red invents a Garbage Canadarm.
Ranger Gord presents an animated feature on Tree Species. Edgar Montrose gets
help fixing his explosives locator. Red has advice on what you can expect
after the age of 45.
- "The Battle Call"
The men stage a mock battle against their rival club, the Caribou Lodge. Red
devises a way to carry his boat under the car. Ed Frid has an unfortunate
incident with bees. Red and Walter install a new dock. Also featured, the
life and times of local thespian, Roderick Featherstone.
- "Hurricane Doug" The Lodge is threatened with a Force 5 hurricane. Red shows a cost effective
way to make a refrigerated van. Hap Shaugnessey is auctioning off the jacket
he wore when he was 50's rock star. Red and Walter use wind-power to make
paint dry faster. Red gives married guys tips on when to say nothing
- "Guinness World Records"
The men try to devise ways of getting themselves into the record book. Red
makes a dog-powered swing out of a car seat. Ed Frid has trouble with a weasel.
Mike makes a huge slingshot out of tire inner tubes. Also featured, a biography
of three-legged clown Brainy Clogfield.
- "The Auto Club"
The men form an auto club to make money servicing other people's vehicles.
Red turns a car into a dump truck. Ed Frid brings a spitting cobra to the
show. Dalton has his thumb caught in a gumball machine. Ranger Gord presents
an animated feature proving that rocks are actually eggs
- "Too Much Information"
Harold gives the guys a bunch of old computers which changes their lives.
Red makes a snowball gun out of a pitching machine. Mike needs help to break
into a suitcase. Ranger Gord wants to fire-proof the forest. Red, Mike and
Dalton try to barbecue a live pig.