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    Now the problem this is that if    I don't stand up I can't see    what's in there.   
    Oy! Perfect.   
    I'm cooking for you.   
    What are you cooking?   
    I'm cooking a soup.   
    What kind of soup?   
    I call it Garbage Pail Soup       Ha, ha! I have to go now.   
    That means everything in the    garbage pail goes in the soup.   
    I heard. You heard? Alright.   
    This is Sera... this is    really a great wine.   
    Well que sera, sera! I'm    surprised you didn't say that.   
    Too obvious... too easy...       You knew I had polio...       No!   
    You didn't know I had polio?   
    It didn't affect you as far as    walking and stuff like that?   
    See I had something you didn't    have I bet I had the Sister    Kenny treatment.   
    A lot of really painful massage    and wrapping your muscles every    all over       your body with    scalding hot blankets.   
    That I did not have.    I had to smell smoke       parchment with holy words and    then they would burn it and I    would smell the holy words.   
    My parents would put me on all    sorts of weird diets... a raw    egg every       morning. And you know    I kind of liked that.   
    You did? I did. Especially the    yolk, mercury I had to have a    little thing of mercury every    morning.   
    This is terribly toxic.   
    That might explain    the way I behave.   
    What, what are you doing?   
    A good technique is not how    many fast notes do you play,       A good technique is how do you    manipulate a phrase in such a    way with       giving it colors and stuff that    you can actually make it sound    amazing.   
    Once you have that technique,    then you have to have I suppose    a vision,       of what to do with the    technique, and I suppose that'''s    in acting the same thing... if    you have the...       Yeah, I think so, I think there    are different layers of    preparation different layers of    performance,       for me personally I find out how    I'm going to do it by doing it,       Ok, yes! You too? Oh yes...       Oh yeah... oh no no no, I don't    have a plan when the music    speaks to me I react,       yeah but you know when something    is planned it'll sound planned.   
    Boy, I think that's so true,       I don't want to hear a report on    what they decided to do, I want    to hear something lived for the    first time.   
    Ah now we're talking.   
    You know as I'm getting older I    don't know do you find as you're    getting older you don't like    anybody.   
    No I've got the opposite as I    get older I think oh my God look    what they can do       You said it... Was either of    your parents musical? No. No? So    where did you get it?   
    Tuchus.   
    *laughs*