I wonder how many of those shiny new MacPros has the Windows APIs? Will Jobs announce this at MacWorld? Or how will he announce this at Mac World? "Oh, by the way ...", the video screen flashes with a shot of Steve Lyons mug, " I'm having him shot as I speak,". Loud peal of rifle shots around auditorium, a groan from offstage, a thump. Audience laughs, then Jobs breaks in over giggles, " ... but seriously, we're announcing a new partnership deal with this guy's company (live shot of Bill Gates's smiling face - audience gasps). Those new MacPros and Xserves we just began shipping ... why don't you tell 'em Bill?"

"Did I say Steve Lyons? I meant Daniel Lyons - that's the problem with this business - too many Steves running around ... "