George Shapiro: Jack Welch and Bob Wright really wanted a tenth year. And we had a meeting with Howard West and myself and Jerry and Bob Wright and Jack Welch, you know, he was the chairman of General Electric. Like the biggest entrepreneur in the world. And we had this breakfast on the thirty-eighth floor overlooking Central Park; we had engraved, you know, menus. And Jack Welch was there – he was pitching Jerry, it was just the opposite. He had charts, “Look how it went up, it went way past ‘Home Improvement’, all the shows – it’s still growing in its ninth year.” And he wrote on a little piece of paper, you know, what he was offering Jerry. And he handed it to Jerry and – whew! Do you want to know what it was? Okay, because I think it’s been out already. It was five million an episode for twenty-two episodes. To do the tenth year. And Jerry said, “let’s talk.” You know, we went for a walk. Howard, Jerry and I went for a walk in Central Park, and we sat down on the bench on eight-first street and Central Park West, the same bench where he told his father he wanted to be a comedian. So anyway Jerry sits down, he said, “You know, as a standup comedian, you know, you feel you’re getting a standing ovation. And that’s the time to leave. You don’t want to stay on stage too long. You don’t want to stay on like another fifteen minutes so they say ‘Oh he was good but he was on a little long.’” He said, “My deepest gut, you know, is to leave now. Despite the offer and everything else.” So I was happy ‘cause I said, “This is a great – to go off like that and for the future you have that. Nothing – no one can ever take that away from you.




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Amazing…in so many ways. Success comes in waves, I believe. And to those who were parti-
cipating here, there’s been countless successes.
And what remains remarkable is that not money,
not food, not drama….but pure feeling and talk
form what is to be. Jerry deserves attention as
such a catalyst for not just humor, but enjoyment.
And to the capitalist who knows how to turn more
capital, he has earned and compels our attention.
This excerpt describing how humor can become so
important….no, more meaningful perhaps….com-
pels. Thanks for sharing such candor and allow-
ing us to see a part of this world noone else
would have known about otherwise.
What about a film which explores the Dark Side through our own sexuality? Imagine the implications of a snake-handling preacher, who studied Gnostic theology. He began his journey believing in a non-corporeal Christ as the epitome of the light and ended up at the mercy of a dominatrix, whose unorthodox form of initiation proved to be instrumental in bringing about his discovery of the hidden sun in the Land of the Dead. Check out my website at http://www.lefthandgnostic.com in which you will see a video promo of an act of Sadean debauchery as a magickal means of cultivating the True Will. Without a doubt, ” Forbidden Doors ” is a woman’s darkest fantasy and a man’s ultimate nightmare for he cannot escape the trammels of nature due to her sorcery.
I honestly feel that ” Forbidden Doors ” is the most powerful screenplay ever written and that if it is made into a film, it will herald the coming of the Anti-Christ.
Respectfully, Frank Ashby
It’s good to offer. And I have been taught about this article. And will be used in everyday life.
I first saw this in a post production facility in 1995 and I believe it was called Reverend Flatulence and I laughed so hard the tears were puddling on the floor. There was about 7-8 of us cracking up. Good stuff Maynard!
Wat up? Kewl, I’ve been looking for this and I couldn’t agree more! This is so doggone groovy and We’re glad I saw it! I was about to pull all our frakin hair out. You put a massive amount of hard work into making this out. I’m so thrilled you waded through the thought process, so I don’t got to. You are dad gum nice! I don’t care what the other idiots blabbed about you! You rock! Shalom, y’all!
I know, huh. Seriously though, with todays graphics, my PS3 is going to directely to the Big screen HD 3d TV with an easy HDMI hookup, forget PC Monitors, lol.
Nevermind I figured it out. Thank you! It worked!