Stop us if you’ve heard this one. So an Apple employee walks into a bar … and walks out leaving behind what is believed to be the next generation iPhone.
Gizmodo compiled the [highlights of the epic tale](http://gizmodo.com/5520471/the-tale-of-apples-next-iphone):
> * [All the details about the next iPhone](http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone) including [a dissection](http://gizmodo.com/5520876/the-next-iphone-dissected)
Buchanan also pointed out that — curiously — nobody asked Apple executives about the leak and what impact it might have on current sales when the company’s quarterly earnings reports were released on Tuesday.