[Music] he hello America we are part of the new USA people listen people let us share what we have [Music] today US USA us yes Mommy I'm still at it I've got to finish this research paper it's for a big competition uhhuh the first prize is a scholarship for college I want to get a good education I don't want to be a sec momy even if I get married I'll still have to work if you get married I'll first get an education then I'll worry about getting [Music] married PhD you're too much anything different uh-uh look at my hand you didn't I did you Ed the wrong dishwashing liquid no J oh come on Carmen stop teasing her Frankie Manz just gave her a school ring she has her very own noo [Applause] congratulations vieta a well won't be happy until she knows Frankie's family's history his grades in school what color of socks he wears and whether or not he goes to confession oh I don't okay I thought you were against going steady she was but that's because nobody ever asked I'm just too busy with other things like what like school look you can all do what you want with your lives okay vieta I better be getting back to my paper no but maybe Frankie knows a nice Cuban guy for Carmen hey maybe Frankie knows two nice Cuban Guys one for Carmen and one for me's go goodbye you know worry about n Go find a de muchacho there must be one somewhere thank you CH on goodbye speak English you are going to get chck eaten like that what oh he has another date tonight oh day no it's a blind Day Blind to momy that's why it's called a [Music] blind know real no no no no it's good for a man to to play around you know what I mean M don't tell your mother but when I was your age I was a real Playboy no now let me give you a good advice you play around all you want mhm but don't get serious because when you do hello just wait a minute Joe what I was just giving him U some good advice that's the last time I get stuck like that I just found out that my blind date is a Cuban come on you know how they are they like to get serious right away well anyway I'm not going out with a Cuban girl and that's all there is to it okay I'll take a chance but I'll probably be back at 9:00 [Music] just like his father I have to talk to you about Carmen all can you sit down a minute and talk to your father I tell you pepp we have a real problem here [Music] [Music] exuse tell me in English no no in English and all she does is stud I don't know any nice Cuban boy good [Music] for that young man sounds too good to be true does he know him personally [Music] no hi Mommy let's not start arguing again about my studying [Music] huh I had a date last night with aita and she was really neat good for her hey el el was nice having you around what's that supposed to me just take my advice M Mano drop her you not going to see her [Music] again we're going out to dinner with their parents tonight that woman has trapped my baby boy [Applause] I am very pleased to meet you I hope you like coconut but we didn't know you were coming well maybe I should leave maybe I came at a bad time maybe I should leave yes I think that will be a very good idea it was very nice to have met you [Music] I have never in my whole life been so embarrassed I hate [Applause] cut so it's okay for me to go steady but it's not okay for Joe Jo baby baby he's older than I am what about my future mommy didn't you ever dream of becoming something you don't think I'm something oh no Mommy I didn't mean it like that a Pianist really well I'm not going to give up My Dreams by getting married what if your dream is to get married Sharon what are you doing here I came to give you the good news what vieta's boyfriend found his dates for tonight mommy no no no no no well I'm sorry but I'm not going anywhere not going oh Carmen please do it for your mother oh okay do it for me I beg of you please that's just it I can't go Sol one of them owns the car and the other has the money for the gas it's sort of a package deal well I'm sorry but I'm not going okay on one condition you name it anything that you let me finish my research paper okay we'll leave right away so you can finish it oh they'll be here at 7:30 okay okay [Music] tonight they invite him for dinner and [Music] tomor totally Shar thanks a lot hi everybody oh bye everybody bu I'm off to meet my [Music] sweets ion you look stupendous really you don't think it's too revealing no no [Music] no perfo heyy I did it I finished my research paper go change I'm not going out like R Haron where are your girls going out tonight oh I'm not sure the's boyfriend found found us a couple dates for tonight I think they're called Poncho and El Macho ELO I'll get [Music] it hi I'm sh which one of you is El Macho El Macho I'm Your da oh yeah a do you approve of this of thises this is not El Macho who I thought it was this is mocha moo moo El moo El Mao El mooo and this is Al Poncho pcho pcho pcho anyways this one's your [Music] dat homework oh no mother well uh chicks let's hit the road [Applause] that VI is our chaperon didn't know you know what I mean [Applause] [Applause] maybe Carmen should write more research paper [Music] [Applause] spee spee [Applause] I have stand all over me where is here I am Poncho and El Mao took us to the beach I had to jump in the water to get away from them where you afraid of the sharks sharks I would have preferred sharks they were octopuses Hey Jo did you get rid of them no they insisted on coming in to meet you [Music] I have a feeling we are going to be very close Mr Suarez would you like to sit down [Music] I just love [Music] him yes I like him so much that we we want him to come to work in our store much don't worry I won't let them talk my baby boy into marrying that Mommy okay Mommy go to the and bring some Marita Elita what are you doing here you mean you're Joe's sister well I'm not his mother C Joe doesn't mind I had to borrow his Rob oh you must be Joe's little girlfriend I am not little you said it Jo never told me there were other women in his of course he didn't do you think he's crazy I'm so humiliated Joy is already being unfaithful to me I know for hi com I thought the reason you weren't feeling well before might have been caused by gastritis so I brought you a carton of rollets how do you spell [Music] really in fact I never had any girlfriends never had a girlfriend do you I just got [Applause] here sorry I took so long I thought you might like some sangria where's me they left for good I'm sorry Joe I never get rid of them you don't mind I realized that didn't what you meant about them wanting me to marry their daughter and while I sat there listening to the song I remember those famous words what did she have the play [Music] ah it's all over you mean you broke up already you are too young to tie yourself down mommy do you know what you're [Music] saying these days it is as important for women as it is for men to be free to make our own choices right on Mrs P [Applause] well here it is 10:00 Saturday night yep here it is we are free all right oh come come on vieta look at the bright side we can do anything we want yeah but what do we want to do how about while uh while we decide Let's uh watch the lake show okay come on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] USA USA USA USA USA [Music]