- Presented by the Kansas Arts Commission, Jim Cosgrove.

Mr.

Stinky Feet on the LG desk concerts.

Welcome everybody to this gorgeous office that belongs to the Lieutenant Governor of Kansas.

Yeah, Lieutenant Governor Toland.

And I'm so glad that he let us play in his office today.

So let's rock his office.

Here we go.

There's - A little - Dance we call the slug bug.

Come on, do a little dance.

We call the slug bug.

- Slug.

Slug.

Slug bug.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

This is how you do - The dance.

We call the slug bug.

The first one to spot a needle.

Shouts out slug bug.

Okay, you ready?

Put your hands in the air.

Shake them crazy everywhere.

Wiggle your legs all around.

Soon you'll be dancing the slug bug all over town.

Oh yeah, that's right.

Slug bug.

- Slug.

Slug.

- Oh, if you want to dance, kind to dance.

Me, me.

Go shake it Now what do you got?

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Can you go sideways with your legs like this?

Try that.

Could you go out front like this?

Oh yeah.

How about your knees like this?

Oh, good.

Yeah.

Let's bring it home now.

- Here we go, baby.

Haha.

- Even your moms and dads, they can dance the slug bug.

It's true.

Grandma, grandpa two.

Big down the slug bug.

Here we go.

You put your hands in the air, shake them crazy everywhere and wiggle your legs all around.

Soon you'll be down the slug bug all over town.

Oh, that's right.

- Come on, everybody - Dance A slug bug.

Yeah.

Put your hands in the air.

Shake them crazy everywhere you wiggle your legs all around.

And soon you'll be dancing with slug bug all over town.

Oh, that's right.

Slug button.

- Slug button.

Slug button.

- Alright, Well done on that one.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, it is such a joy for us to be here.

And we love the capitol.

If you've not been to the state capitol in Kansas, oh my word, you've gotta check it out.

It is a cool, awesome building.

We saw some beautiful murals, like lots of marble.

And if you've ever been up in the dome, oh man.

Oh, it is frightening, but exciting and really cool.

'cause you go along a really narrow staircase to get there.

Oh, it's pretty cool.

So you gotta check it out Anyway.

You know that some people call me Mr.

Stinky Pete.

Right?

Okay.

You should know that's not my real name.

And I know that's probably a shocker to some of you.

It's not my real name.

And guess what?

It's not a name I made up either.

A lot of grownups think I made it up to be funny, but I did not.

People just started to call me that name.

Now, do you know why they would call a guy like me, Mr.

Stinky Feet?

Anybody have any ideas?

'cause 'cause your feet and smell.

My feet are exactly.

My feet smell stinky.

Exactly right.

Why else would they call me that?

Damn.

Of course.

Yeah.

And yeah, I got some stinky heat.

No big deal.

And I have a song called Stinky Feet.

And you should know that this is not a song about making pun of stinky feet.

No, no, no.

Uhuh.

This is a song about celebrating stinky feet.

Yeah.

Because I like to sing songs about things that people have in common.

It's one of the many things that we have in common.

And is there anybody else here in this room who has stinky feet?

Raise your hand if you have stinky feet.

Oh, good.

All right.

Yeah.

Look, we got some St.

Stinky Pete in here.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

We're gonna find out on this song that everybody in the whole wide world does.

Yeah.

Sometime.

And you can help me with this.

When you hear me sing stinky feet, I want you to say PU.

Let's try it.

You readying pu good.

And you gotta listen closely.

'cause there are a whole bunch of S in the song.

So let's practice Stainy pu stingy.

Feet, feet, stingy, beat, St.

Stinky beat, stinky, beat stinking.

And you never know when I'm gonna say it either.

So you have to a Stevie.

Yeah.

You gotta be ready at all times.

Right?

I could just be sneaky.

Ba ha.

I could be walking down the sidewalk having a Popsicle or something.

I don't.

Stevie.

Yeah.

Maybe we go over to the park and we get on the Stevie.

Better yet, we go to the public library 'cause we love the library and we check out some pops.

Oh.

Oh.

That just means you're ready to roll.

Here we go.

Stinky.

Be stinky.

Be you.

My brother's got stinky.

Be stinky.

Beat, stinky, beat.

My brothers got stinky beat.

He takes his shoes off at the door, throws his socks right on the floor.

He rubs his toes and says they're sore.

I don't think I can take it anymore.

Stinky.

Stinky.

Be you.

My brothers got stainy.

Be stinky.

Be stinky.

Be you.

My sister's got stinky.

Be.

She wears the same socks every day.

She tells my mom she likes it that way.

I think she's scaring her friends away.

I just don't know how to say you've got stinky.

Exactly right.

Stinky.

Be stinky.

Be do you.

My sister's got stinky.

Be do you?

And man, her feet stink so bad.

I can't stay in the same room with her.

And when she and my brother get together and I'm there.

Woo.

We gotta leave the house to get so stinky.

Now, can someone please explain to me why dogs and cats don't get stinky feet?

Good listening.

And has anyone ever seen a pair of keets walking around with stinky feet?

You know, I think just you and I are the only ones who ever gets stinky feet are the only ones who ever get right.

Oh, stinky hero.

Hey you.

Everybody gets stinky feet.

Alright, now let's see you clap your feet together.

Clap your feet together.

Here we go.

Clap your feet and giggle your toes.

Spray them down with the garden hose.

Dress them up in some fancy clothes.

Just keep them away from my sensitive nose.

Okay.

Will you help us sing this E sound?

Everybody get your arms like this and go There we P. All right.

Good listening on that one.

Woo.

Oh, that was great.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, you should meet the other stinky members of the band.

These are the high tops.

So over here, stinking it up on the base.

'cause Mr.

Mark, stinky.

Pete Thit.

Give it up.

A stinky Pete.

Stinky Pete.

Oh.

And banging it up over here on the drums is the cat.

This is Dean the cat auditor.

Yeah.

Give it up for the cat right now.

Since we were invited to the State house.

We Or Or the Capitol.

The Capitol.

We got out our fancy clothes.

'cause Well, you know, that's what you do, right?

You get dressed up to go.

So we, we don't often shimmer like this.

Yes.

But we thought it was a special occasion.

So we'd do that.

Now, you know what would make it extra special?

If we could get some of you to come up and play some instruments in the band.

We're gonna put together a band and I need some people to be in the band.

So you wanna come on on?

Hey, you all can come up.

I tell you what, grab an instrument outta here.

We got, we.

Oh, somebody must play the lemon.

Will you play the lemon?

Yeah.

If you're feeling sour.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shake one of those.

Somebody if we need an Apple player.

Apple player.

All right.

All right.

Shake that one.

Here.

Here.

This dude.

You wanna shake that one?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And mace, what do you got?

Okay, here you go, dude.

Here you go.

Yeah, we'll take that one.

You gotta shake that meat.

A strong arm for that one.

Okay.

Come on over here, dude.

Let's go.

Oh, we hang onto it.

We hang on.

We ha hang onto to them tightly.

Alright.

Oh, okay.

This is the band.

Now we gotta a, I mean, we got a band now, don't we?

We got a band.

So we are a team.

A band is a team.

Right?

What does a team do?

Who can tell me what a team does?

What's a team do?

Play music.

Play together.

Play together.

Yeah, that's right.

Teams work together.

Team members have each other's backs.

Team members look out for each other and team members.

Practice.

Practice.

Right.

So we gotta practice a little bit.

All right.

I want you to shake your old shakers.

Let's practice a little bit.

You ready to go?

- Ah, that's it.

And freeze.

Okay, good.

Go.

Freeze.

Okay, go.

We will get this.

Look at go.

- Alright.

I think his band's ready.

You guys.

You think they're ready?

All right.

Now the band's gonna need some support from the audience.

So some fist pumps are always welcome.

If you wanna send some love to the band, you know what to do.

We're gonna take a trip to the basement of our house.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

In the basement of our house.

We have some bugs that live in our basement.

Bugs.

Yeah, I know.

And at night they throw a big party called the buggy hop.

I don't know if you've, any of you ever been to a bug party before, but they can be crazy.

Yeah.

So this song about that bug party, here we go.

He had calmed the roaches.

Here come ants, the gathering in the basement bowl.

You drop the music and stops buggy.

The Beatles and the crickets.

The spiders and mites.

The twisting in the wraps in the stringing from the pies.

At the buggy hop.

The buggy hop.

Get hot till you drop music.

Daddy.

Long legs the twist.

See the roll seal fish.

The little bo we is the rug Ball is a bug.

Come on.

Hop, hop.

Come on.

- Buzz.

Buzz buzz.

Everybody jump, jump, jump.

Just because.

Alright.

- How's the band they doing alright.

Whoa.

Someone called the fireflies and give us some light.

But watch out for the mall is running all night at the buggy hop.

Buggy Hop, hop.

Oh, we've got you bugs.

Dead bugs.

Lady bugs ticks.

Steep bugs.

Ear wicks and markin sticks.

Now all you al the pots gather around Boogie.

Get that super bugs now.

Hot, hot, hot bug.

Come on.

Bugs, bugs, body.

Jump, jump, jump.

Just because cus because ah.

Let's do it again.

Here come the roaches.

Here come the as the cat in the basement bowls the bug as and the bunny buggy.

Hop.

Hop until you drop the music and stops.

Watch a crazy bug.

You belly watch them get silly in the soda hop.

Let the buggy hop.

Alright, now, buggy hop band.

Any good rock and roll band's gonna do a rock and roll chunk to finish the song.

Okay?

So we gotta get down low, get down low.

And on the count of three, we're gonna chum we each up.

The crowd goes wild.

Okay.

You ready?

1, 2, 3.

Yeah, let's hear from the band.

Take a bow, man.

Take a bow.

Take a bow.

You may place your instruments right back there in the blue crate, and you may return to your seats.

Take a break.

Oh, there will be another opportunity.

Oh yes, there will be another opportunity.

Woo.

All right, man.

Oh man.

You guys were rocking on that one.

Woo.

There's one song I've sung almost every single time I've played, and it's the very first song I ever wrote.

Except Dean didn't get to go to the Easter egg roll.

He wanted to go to the track.

He could.

So there's one song I've sung almost every single time I played.

And it's a song about a three toys that I had when I was six years old that I kept next to my bed.

And one night while I was asleep, they started to sing in Nance in their underwear on my table next to my bed.

I thought I was dreaming.

The next day I went to tell my mom and dad about it, and they didn't believe me.

So I had to wait and write a song about it.

And it's now a book too.

It's called Bop bop Dinosaur.

And this is the I there.

I had a windup dinosaur, and I had this polar bear and grasshopper, this little Mr.

Stinky feet right up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's my alarm clock.

And so this is now a book and a song, and you can help me sing this song.

It'd be so cool.

Your part goes like this.

It goes B bop dinosaur, b bop polar bear, b bop grasshopper dancing in there underwear.

Yeah, no.

So you don't get to shout out the word underwear at the Lieutenant Governor's office very often.

Dude, this is your chance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Special.

- Special treat.

- Yeah.

Special treat.

You get special dispensation.

Yeah.

So, so, so we go bop bop dinosaur B, B polar bear, b bop, grasshopper, and then dancing in their underwear.

That okay?

You ready?

Should we practicing one more time?

Or we get B dinosaur, B polar, the bear grasshopper dancing in there.

I'm right on.

Perfect.

There's a windup dinosaur sitting on my clock.

A green grasshopper that's spits and humps a white polar bear with his nose in the air.

They make a lot of noise, but I don't care.

Oh, well, they love to hop in.

They love to bomb me ball around on my tabletop.

Sometimes they dance while I'm asleep.

When I wake up, they're lying in heat.

All right, you ready?

Here's your quirk.

We go bop bop dinosaur B bop polar bear, B bop grasshopper dancing in there under.

Yes, they bop.

B they bop bop down.

They bo in circles and they B ball around.

Good.

Oh yeah.

Oh, when told my mom, Anna told my dad about the dancing animals that I had, they shook their heads and they said, don't lie, but I'm going to prove I'm not a lie.

God.

So late that night, while they were sleeping into their room, my went creep.

And I'd put those animals by their bed.

Soon they were dancing, just like I said.

Okay, here's your park.

You ready?

We go.

Bop bop, dinosaur.

B, B. Pull the bed.

B, b grasshopper, dancing in there by your, yeah.

They danced online in my parents' room, dancing around.

Just a second, this too.

And then the very next morning, to my surprise, as my parents woke up wiping their eyes there on the floor next to their bed was my dinosaur with a busted head.

Oh no.

Oh, well, he must have danced and fallen on that night in the room when the lights were off with a little bit of tape and a little bit of clue.

My daddy made my dinosaur look like you.

All right, everybody, here's your part.

We go, bop, bop dinosaur, b bop, pull the back.

Bop, bop, grasshopper dancing in there.

Well, they dance a little slower than they used to do.

You should be careful when you dance, too.

All right.

Think you got another one in you.

Let's hear you sing it.

Dinosaur grasp dancing in there down circles.

Ball around.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that was beautiful.

Oh my word.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Woo.

Wow.

Ooh.

Good rocking on that one.

Hey.

Yeah, man.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, when the air is thick and I'm dripping sweat, my throat is burning and I'm so in wet.

Can't take much more while the scorching eat.

So I reach for cool, the tasty treat.

No ice cream going to get me a song.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Ho ice cream going to get me a song.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Oh yeah.

Shake it fast.

Woo.

Good dancing.

It cools my body in.

It soothes my soul.

Piled on a cone, a heap in a bone.

I take in plain old sprinkles on top.

Just keep it coming.

Don't ever stop.

If you eat it fast, going to freeze your brain.

Make it feel like you're on the silly train.

Play it cool.

Eat it slow.

Save everybody get ice cream going.

Get his song.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Yo.

Oh, ice cream going.

Get his song.

Scoop it up.

- Scoop it up.

Alright, let's see some dance - Moves.

What you got?

- Oh yeah, that's it.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up, scoop it up, scoop it up, down.

Oh, that's good.

- It's sweet.

It's chilly.

It's out of sight.

Going to help me rock and roll all night.

In the springtime of summertime, any old time is a arrived time.

Ice cream news scream.

We all scream our ice cream.

Ice cream news.

Scream for ice cream.

Going to get this up.

Scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

Yo yo yo.

Oh, - Ice cream.

Get scoop it up.

Scoop it up.

No.

One more time.

Shake it down.

- All right.

You ready to do another rock and roll jump?

Oh yeah.

This is where it gets real.

Okay, get down low, get down low.

And on the count of three, we're gonna jump You ready?

1, 2, 3.

Yeah, let's hear it for the band.

Take a bow band.

Woo.

Woo.

Whoa.

Oh man.

I love the way you play those instruments.

I love the way you dance.

Red's my favorite color.

That's why I've got red shoes.

They brought me back to Kansas and they brought me back home to you.

I clicked my heels few times.

Safest.

No place like home.

Back to the land of the waving week.

We're home.

Everything is, everything is cooling is the 10 man wants his hard back to Scarecrow would lock up brain.

I think he lost his nerve and I've lost my way again.

So we went to see that wizard in the me old land of eyes.

Man, he sure is wonderful.

Just because he calls.

Because because of wonderful things he does.

That's right.

He said Everything is cool, everything is cool, everything is cool.

And they got red shoes.

And those crazy flying monkeys won't bother you.

No wicked.

Which won't come around to come on your heels up.

Come on, click your heels up.

Come on your heels.

We're going home.

We're going home.

So if you ever find yourself lost in all alone, just heels a time or two and you find your way back home, we're going home.

Yeah.

Now everything is cool, everything is cool, everything is cool.

And you got red shoes.

And those crazy five monkeys won't bother you.

And that Dino Ed Witch won't come around.

Alright.

Thank you Mr.

Dan.

Woo.

Oh, oh yeah.

Here.

Let's give some low fives here.

Yeah.

There we go.

Haha.

I think this band is ready.

Here we go.

Hold back the curtains.

Sweep the floor.

Set the table.

Lamb opens the door.

Everyone's welcome to come on in 'cause we've got plenty of love, love, love.

Oh yeah, we do.

Fill your cup and load your plate.

Have a second helping go there.

A tape swing by early.

Drop in late because we've got plenty.

Love, love, love.

Alright, here's your part.

You ready on 1, 2, 3.

And love, love shouted out loud love.

Love loud, proud love.

Love shouted out loud because we got plenty.

Love, love, love.

We got plenty.

Love, love, love.

High shades of brown, black and white.

One big family.

Ooh.

That's right.

We each got a little light shining bright 'cause we got plenty.

Love, love, love.

Alright, now did y'all come here with someone you love today?

Well, how about we give hugs all the way around?

Let's give some hugs.

You ready?

Hug your mama.

Hug your pop.

Hug yourself a do have to stop.

Feel that love all the way to the top.

We've got plenty of love, love, love.

Alright, here's your park.

You ready for 1, 2, 3, and love, love shouted out loud love, love loud, proud love.

Love shouted out loud because we got plenty.

Love.

Love that.

We've got plenty.

Love, love, love.

Oh man, I dunno about you.

Can you feel it?

Can you feel that love?

Yeah.

It's here.

Right here in this roof.

So when you have a whole lot of love, what do you gotta do with it?

Spread it.

That's right.

We gotta share it with the world.

So that's what we're gonna do for right here in the state capital of Kansas.

We're gonna send love to the whole world.

And the world needs a lot of love, doesn't it?

Yes, it does always.

So tilt your heads back and we're gonna sing.

I love you.

I love you, I love you.

We're gonna sing that over and over again up into the sky so that love goes wherever it needs to go on the planet and it will find out where it needs to go.

How about that?

You ready?

Heads back we go.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I - Love you.

Yes, I do.

- I love you.

Alright y'all, we're gonna do a rock and roll jump to finish.

You ready?

On the count of three.

1, 2, 3.

Yes.

I love you.

Take your love home and share it with the world.

Share it with your neighbors and your friends.

Thank you all.

Thank you all for joining us.

Let's give a big shout out.

Thank you to the commerce com department for hosting us, hosting us, and the Kansas Arts Commission.

Woo.

- Ah, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm Kansas Lieutenant Governor and Secretary of Commerce, David Toler.

Across our state and across the world, Kansas artists inspire us and enrich our communities with their talents and creativity.

This program celebrates those Kansas artists, some of whom you may know and others you may not, by bringing you remarkable performances from my office, the Lieutenant Governor's office within the beautiful and historic Kansas State House.

Out.