>> DOMINIC: THE U.S. SUPREME COURT HEARD ARGUMENTS THIS WEEK THAT COULD DETERMINE WHETHER DONALD TRUMP WILL BE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT THIS NOVEMBER.

A SPECIAL COUNSEL EXONERATED JOE BIDEN IN A CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS PROBE BUT CALLED THE 81-YEAR-OLD PRESIDENT “AN ELDERLY MAN WITH A POOR MEMORY."

YOU ALMOST CERTAINLY HAVE OPINIONS ON THESE STORIES.

MAYBE STRONG OPINIONS.

BECAUSE IT SEEMS THESE DAYS AS IF EVERYONE MUST HAVE A BINARY, YES/NO, BLACK/WHITE PERSPECTIVE ON EVERYTHING.

AND IT CAN BE EXHAUSTING.

SO, AS A LITTLE PALATE CLEANSER, HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS I DO NOT CARE ABOUT, IN ASCENDING ORDER OF INDIFFERENCE.

I DO NOT CARE WHO WINS SUNDAY'S SUPER BOWL.

I HAVE NOT CARED ABOUT THIS SINCE JANUARY 9TH, 1977, A DATE THAT WILL LIVE IN MINNESOTA VIKINGS INFAMY.

I DO NOT CARE IF TAYLOR SWIFT MAKES THE 12-HOUR FLIGHT FROM TOKYO TO LAS VEGAS TO WATCH HER BOYFRIEND, TRAVIS KELCE, PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL.

I KNOW THERE'S A COLLEGE KID OUT THERE WHO'S ACHIEVED INTERNET FAME FOR TRACKING CELEBRITY FLIGHTS AND, WHILE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM EITHER, I DO WONDER ABOUT HIS PRIORITIES.

MOST OF ALL, OR I GUESS MAYBE LEAST OF ALL, I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FALAFEL SANDWICH WHO ANY POP STAR ENDORSES OR FAILS TO ENDORSE FOR ANY OFFICE, BE IT WATER AND SOIL COMMISSIONER OR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

DO I CARE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET ME TO CARE ABOUT THESE THINGS?

WELL, THIS IS TRICKY TERRITORY.

SURE, I CAN SAY THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOT CARING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

BUT IF I DO THAT, AM I, IN FACT, CARING ABOUT, CARING ABOUT, CARING ABOUT SOMETHING?

WOW.