>> AMERICANS ARE UPSET.

BOTH MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES ARE POISED TO NOMINATE THEIR OLDEST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES EVER.

HOW OLD ARE THEY?

WELL, THEY ARE SO OLD -- >> TANE.

I’M SORRY.

YOU’RE DONE.

I’LL BE TAKING YOUR PLACE HERE AS QUIRKY, FUN COMEDY MONOLOGIST ON "ALMANAC."

>> OH, NO, AM I BEING CANCELED?

>> NO, NOT CANCELED.

YOU ARE JUST TOO OLD TO DO THIS ROLE ANYMORE.

>> TOO OLD?

I’M ONLY 38.

>> 38?

AND THEY LET YOU DRIVE HERE?

AT NIGHT?

>> I ACTUALLY TOOK THE TRAIN.

I TOOK THE BUS.

>> OH, GOOD.

DID YOU USE YOUR SENIOR CITIZEN TRANSIT PASS?

>> HEY, HEY, COME ON, NOW.

I'M HIP.

I'VE STILL GOT IT.

WHAT MAKES ME COME OFF AS SO OLD IN THESE ESSAYS?

>> OH, IT’S NOTHING YOU SAY SPECIFICALLY.

I’LL PROBABLY SAY THE SAME THINGS.

IT’S JUST THAT YOUR WITHERED VISAGE WILL NO LONGER BE ON PEOPLE’S SCREENS REMINDING THEM OF THEIR OWN MORTALITY.

>> WITHERED VISAGE?

ISN’T THAT A BIT MUCH?

>> NO, YOUR NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE.

EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP HERE, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS SWITCH THEIR TVs FROM PUBLIC TELEVISION TO THE RERUNS OF "HOGAN’S HEROES" A FEW CHANNELS OVER.

YOU’RE LOSING TO COLONEL KLINK.

>> OH, YEAH, NOTHING IS GOING TO WIN YOUNG AUDIENCES OVER LIKE A 60-YEAR-OLD SITCOM REFERENCE.

>> GEN-Z LOVES SNOOPY.

WHY NOT BOB CRANE?

>> GOOGLE BOB CRANE PHOTOGRAPHY AND FIND OUT WHY.

LISTEN, THE POINT IS, I FEEL TOTALLY DIFFERENTLY NOW.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING OLDER.

GETTING OLDER BRINGS EXPERIENCE AND WISDOM AND EXPERIENCE.

>> I GUESS IT’S GOOD TO KNOW PEOPLE CAN STILL CHANGE THEIR MINDS, EVEN AT AN ADVANCED AGE.

>> OKAY, WELL, WITH THAT, IT IS ALMOST 8:00, SO I GOT TO GET READY FOR