>> I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!

MY SISTER HAS JUST BEEN ENGAGED AND I'M SO HAPPY!

HER FIANCÉ IS A REALLY NICE GUY, A VERY LOVELY MAN.

HE'S HANDSOME AND TALL, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING.

I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR YEARS AND THE IDEA THAT HE'S JOINING MY FAMILY IS GENUINELY EXCITING.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NEW PERSON A PART OF MY FAMILY.

IT'S CONFUSING.

YOUR FAMILY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE YOU'VE KNOWN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

I MET MY MOTHER AND SISTER THE DAY I WAS BORN.

THEY ARE MY FAMILY.

THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME.

BUT NOW THERE'S THIS NEW GUY AND HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY OF THEIR EXPERIENCE BEING RELATED TO ME.

ALL HE HAS IS AN INCREDIBLE REFERENCE FOR MY SISTER.

IMAGINE GOING INTO SURGERY AND YOUR SURGEON SAYS HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE BUT YOUR SISTER REALLY LIKES HIM.

OR MAYBE YOU'RE ON A FLIGHT AND THE PILOT SAYS HE'S NEVER FLOWN BEFORE BUT YOUR SISTER SAYS HE CAN REALLY MAKE HER LAUGH, OR MAYBE YOU GET A CARPER TO BUILD AN ADDITION ONTO YOUR HOUSE SO YOU ASK HIM, HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS BEFORE?

AND HE SAYS NO BUT HE DID LIVE IN A VERY NICE HOUSE DOWN IN ARKANSAS.

BUT YOUR SISTER SAYS, HE'S SO KIND.

I'VE HAD PEOPLE TELL ME THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL, MY SISTER GETTING MARRIED WILL NOT CHANGE MY LIFE MUCH.

MOST LIKELY THIS NEW MAN WILL BE VESTIGIAL, AROUND AND NOT IMPORTANT.

WHO WANTS A VESTIGIAL FAMILY MEMBER?

I DON'T WANT A PANCREAS UNCLE OR EAR LOBE COUSIN.

I WANT A KIDNEY BROTHER-IN-LAW AND BY THAT I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES BUT I WANT IT TO BE IMPORTANT.

SO FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE I'M GOING TO BE EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW WAYS OF ADDING HIM TO THE FAMILY.

MAYBE I'LL BUY HIM SOMETHING OR GO SOMEPLACE OR WHATEVER IT TAKES.

BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE HIM BE UNIMPORTANT.

HE'S JOINING MY FAMILY.

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT?

♪ >> WE WANT TO PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF A 20-FOOT-LONG SPOON WITH A CHERRY AT THE END OF IT.

WELL, ITS NOT EVERY DAY OF COURSE THAT THE HEAD OF THE MINNEAPOLIS PARKS BOARD WOULD HEAR A REQUEST LIKE THAT.

THE WALKER ART CENTER'S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SCULPTURE GARDEN WHICH IS COMPLETE WITH FRUIT AND SILVERWARE FORMALLY OPENS THIS WEEKEND.

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