(bell dinging) (eerie instrumental music) (dog barking) (slow opera music) (tapping) (audience laughs) (breaks screeching) (upbeat instrumental music) (soldiers chanting) (background audience laughing) (footsteps tapping) - [Soldier] Left, right, left right.

Left, right!

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (upbeat instrumental music) - [Policeman] Need a push?

- Oh, yes please.

- Get in.

- Right, I'll get in.

(background audience laughing) (banging) - I'm in.

(background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) (Mr. Bean babbling) - Eyes front!

(man yelling) (footsteps tapping) (man yelling) (guns clanking) (man yelling) (foot-stumps tapping) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean clears throat) (foot-stumps tapping) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean coughing) (foot-stumps tapping) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean clears throat) (foot-stumps tapping) (Mr. Bean grunting) (guns clanking) (Mr. Bean grunting) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean grunting) - Right.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Hey!

Formation!

(soldier yelling) (door squeaking) (footsteps tapping) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (door squeegeeing) (background audience chattering) (Mr. Bean yawning) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean grunting) (Mr. Bean mimicking sneezing) (background audience laughing) (lamp switch clanking) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean yelling) (woman grunting) (woman giggling) (background audience laughing) - Okay?

(background audience laughing) (buzzing) (background audience laughing) (electric whizzing) (electric screeching) (background audience laughing) (electric whizzing) (electric whizzing) (chair clanking) (Mr. Bean chuckling) (paper clinking) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean moaning) (background audience laughing) - Oh, how kind.

(woman screaming) (background audience laughing) (slow opera music) (liquids bubbling) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (glass clanking) (explosion banging) (background audience laughing) (Mr. Bean sniffing) (background audience laughing) (bouncy instrumental music) (woman speaking foreign language) - But I think, la.

(door squeegeeing) (woman speaking foreign language) Please, come in.

Welcome.

(background audience laughing) Sit down, please.

La.

(woman speaking foreign language) Inspire.

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (pen scratching) (background audience laughing) - Banana.

Magnific.

But, I think, detail.

Detail.

(background audience laughing) (paper scrunching) (background audience laughing) Okay, class, please.

(woman speaking foreign language) La.

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) No, don't.

Don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

Let me look.

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) The face, yeah.

The body, ooh.

The body.

The body.

(background audience laughing) The breasts.

You must look.

Look, the beauty.

Feel it, feel it.

(background audience laughing) And draw.

Inspire.

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) - Right, is he in here then?

(background audience laughing) Out!

(background audience clapping) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) - No, no, no.

You must look.

(background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) - Okay, thanks a lot for coming, everybody.

Before we start learning any throws, et cetera, first thing about Judo is you just gotta make sure that you can fall okay.

So I'll just check all your break-falls one by one, all right.

Start with you, step forward, that's good.

Okay, we start with a bow, good.

Then just take hold there, just like.

And the throw.

That's it, good one.

(background audience laughing) Back with the others, right.

Now, next one please.

That's good, okay, again start with a bow, then take hold, and (banging) that's nice.

Good.

(background audience laughing) There we go.

Okay, can I have the next one please.

(background audience laughing) Next one please, yeah.

Just step forward then.

Yeah, onto the mat, yeah.

(background audience laughing) There we are.

And the other foot, yeah.

(background audience laughing) That's good, that's all right.

Now, okay here we... (background audience laughing) Just come back onto the mat, there we go.

It's all right.

Now, first the bow.

There we are.

- We bow.

- Yes.

(background audience laughing) All right, and then I take hold.

It's all right, just trust me.

(background audience laughing) Just trust me.

Just!

Just calm down, all right.

Just stand here, that's it.

No one's gonna get hurt, that's it.

Good.

Okay, now.

- So we bow.

- Yeah.

Just one big bow, then the throw.

Okay so one deep bow, and then.

(background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) Hey, stop it!

(background audience clapping) (water gushing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (bouncy instrumental music) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) (bouncy instrumental music) (background audience laughing) (door slamming) (background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) (Mr. Bean mimicking duck) (background audience laughing) (man yelling) - [Gray-Haired Man] What are you doing?

(background audience clapping) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) Oh no, no!

No, oh my god!

(background audience clapping) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing) (background audience clapping) - [Voice In Loudspeaker] Right.

(clears throat) (announcer speaking foreign language) (background audience laughing) (cheerful instrumental music) (tank screeching) (background audience laughing) (background audience laughing and clapping) (background audience laughing) (somber instrumental music) (background audience laughing) (lock clanking) (slow opera music)