- Hello?

Oh shit.

Look what the dog dragged in.

- What's up Kenny?

It's been a while, man.

I need some help.

What kind of help?

I need a gun - Girlfriend problem.

- Look Kenny word on the street is you got the hookup.

What - Street?

- Come on Kenny.

I hooked you up last in May.

You came into the hospital with a gunshot wound.

I wrote it up as a gardening accident.

Eh?

You did.

'cause that's what a buddy does for a pal.

- Alright, I gotcha.

I Hello?

Yeah.

Alright, come over.

Hurry up though.

I don't want be alone.

It's on.

- All right, man.

This is great.

You see got these asshole neighbors and - I don't wanna know.

Ain't none of my business.

Ain't nobody else's business either.

What do you mean, man?

Just say you got something to take care of.

Get in the car Larry.

This is James.

James Larry.

What?

My kitchen's that way.

Go on.

Have a seat.

So what kind of business you need a gun for anyway?

- Oh, you know I just got these asshole neighbors in - Me.

Jesus.

It ain't none of your fucking kind of business.

Business.

Well I'm just asking.

They don't wanna seem rude.

This is how people get popped.

Some asshole always talks.

Actually, I don't give a shit what he needs it for.

Here.

Go on.

Sit down man.

Sit down.

Go on.

- Hey, you know I was just making that shit up about my neighbors, man.

Hey, - You guys see anything out of the ordinary when you came in here?

- Oh, what you mean?

Like cops or something?

- No, nothing - Like that.

- Kenny.

He well, I did see a little green dude walking around your backyard from the kitchen window when I was washing my hands.

Why you say something?

None of my business.

Why?

A little green dude's in your backyard?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on little Custer.

Where you going?

I'm going to go get some fresh air.

Just tell us what's going on.

Maybe we can help.

Why are you so ready to go out there and shoot that thing?

Because he's an evil little son of a bitch.

What is it?

It looks like a robot.

It is a robot.

- Hey, I see it.

- All he ever says is big blue.

Big blue, big, big blue.

It all started yesterday morning.

I went outside to drink my breakfast and I saw something.

Well who are you?

Big blue, big blue.

Big blue.

But you look little and green, big blue.

Hey, come on in if you like, come on.

Things were pretty good at first.

I tried to settle down but things just got weirder.

Hey, hey big blue.

Hey bear me buddy.

What the - Hell you little shit.

Big glue.

- Ah.

So you're gonna shoot that little guy for brushing your hair and messing up your kitchen.

Go look at the trash can.

- Oh god.

Jesus.

What the - Fuck are you do?

Oh see he was trying to get me drunk so he could kill me next.

How do you know he was trying to kill you?

I mean he seems like a pretty cool guy to me.

Brushing your hair, giving you beer.

Kitchen does look pretty clean.

Does the head in the trash can not fuck with either of you guys in any way.

Gonna support pizza delivery driver's head in there.

And I didn't even order a pizza.

I fucking hate pop's Pizza.

Well we - Haven't heard his side.

- He's - Dead.

That's a good point.

- Not - Him big blue, but all he ever says is Big Blue.

Well why does he only ever say Big Blue?

I don't know.

Why don't we go ask him?

- Where is he?

I don't see him.

That little turds around here somewhere.

Big blue.

There he is.

Goddamn safety.

Wait, where'd he go?

Big, big.

- Oh - Shit.

The laser's big blue.

I think it's fucking with us.

That damn thing is damned.

- Ah shit.

Go.

He shot me.

You shot me, you dick We you little shit.

- Sleep with my wife will you.

15 damn months.

But I've finally found you.

I need nothing.

Gonna keep me from slitting your crazy throat.

Big.