(guitar strumming) ♪ Well he wears a suit of armor, ♪ ♪ when he's doing it down on Wall Street ♪ ♪ But Linda she's a gypsy, she could almost make him care ♪ ♪ When she says, "Meet me at the Carnival, ♪ ♪ You know, I'll wear a red carnation" ♪ ♪ No suddenly he's opening, ♪ ♪ and it's really got him scared ♪ ♪ It's a candy shower, thinks he's swerving into a breakdown ♪ ♪ Candy shower, like the frozen grin on a sad sad clown ♪ ♪ It's a candy shower, thinks he's swerving into a breakdown ♪ ♪ He's soft in the middle with a brittle shell ♪ ♪ He's so soft in the middle with a brittle shell ♪ (guitar strumming) ♪ No he's slamming at the buttons, ♪ ♪ and he's shakin' like a cocktail ♪ ♪ And then it's seven Hail Mary's, ♪ ♪ as he feels that cable snap ♪ ♪ He's tumbling and turning, ♪ ♪ and he can't hold out much longer ♪ ♪ Yeah, he's dealing with his feelings, ♪ ♪ as his shell begins to crack ♪ ♪ And it's a candy shower, ♪ ♪ thinks he's swerving into a breakdown ♪ ♪ Candy shower, like the frozen grin on a sad sad clown ♪ ♪ It's a candy shower, thinks he's swerving into a breakdown ♪ ♪ He's soft in the middle with a brittle shell ♪ ♪ He's so soft in the middle with a brittle shell ♪ ♪ Now he's falling, he's falling, ♪ ♪ well who knows what comes after?

♪ ♪ His calling, he's calling, ♪ ♪ hear the panic through his laughter ♪ (guitar strumming) ♪ But it's raining chocolate kisses, ♪ ♪ from a paper mache target ♪ ♪ It's the San Antone fiesta, ♪ ♪ with a thousand pink balloons ♪ ♪ Oh, its sweeter than the sugar cane, ♪ ♪ or any tootsie roll kisses ♪ ♪ Now they're dancing to the sugar beat, ♪ ♪ underneath that Texas moon ♪ ♪ It's a candy shower, he's not swerving into a breakdown ♪ ♪ Candy shower, when he looks in her eyes, ♪ ♪ he could almost drown ♪ ♪ It's a candy shower, much too late to going around this ♪ ♪ soft in the middle, ♪ ♪ Still soft in the middle ♪ (guitar strumming)