SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME ♪ >> STILL NEEDS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

HERE ARE EIGHT FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

EVERYBODY'S HAD AN AMAZON DELIVERY THAT SIMPLY NEVER ARRIVED SO, SURPRISE, IT'S YOUR MISSING GORTEX BOOT LINERS.

IF INSTEAD OF JOY YOU PREFER TO SPREAD DESPAIR, YOU CAN TRY BEING A BOARD GAME WITH INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED INSTRUCTIONS.

TURNS OUTS THE HOME DEPOT IS ALREADY SELLING CHRISTMAS MERCHANDISE SO WHY NOT STEAL THEIR MARKET ANALYSIS AND GO AS AN IN-PERSON HOLIDAY STORE.

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE CONFRONTATIONAL, YOU COULD DRESS UP LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT AND CRITICIZE LIFESTYLE CHOICES.

OR MAYBE IN CELEBRATION OF THIS YEAR'S OSAIRCIRCUMSTANCES REX SPACE MISSION WHICH SUCCESSFULLY ETURNED ASTEROID CHUNKS TO EARTHS, YOU COULD SAFE YOUR CANDY AND NEXT SUMMER LEAF A STALE TOOTSIE POP ON A STEP.

OR YOU COULD CHOREOGRAPH A DANCE AND BILL OURSES AS AN ENTANGLED GOES.

YOU OULD CREATE WHAT EINSTEIN CALLED SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE.

BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS IF YOU ENJOYED THAT JOKE.

IT'S GUESSING IT LITTER ABOUT 15%.

HERE'S ONE, I CALL IT CAN YOU HELP ME MOVE MY COUCH?

OR FINALLY, YOU COULD GO AS THE WASHINGTON, D.C., SUPER-SIZED JIGSAW PUZZLE IN A TIME WHEN THE EXISTING WORLD WORLD IS BEING CHALLENGED ON ALL HUNTS, THE PLANETS WITH DEMOCRACY CAN'T EVEN SAVE