- Good morning honey.

Hi.

And you breakfast.

- Oh, you know, actually I'm not that hungry, but you've got all this right?

- Of course, honey, I want you to be late again.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Love you.

Love you too.

- Oh, well.

Good morning to you sir.

Did I catch you at a good time?

Sorry, I, I'm I, I Ray Kirkpatrick entrepreneur extraordinaire.

Now seems to me that you're a very busy man, but you look like you could use a hand.

Now I might be able to help you become a better, more efficient domestic God.

Now what?

Have you heard about dust - Pans?

That they collect dust.

- Exactly.

They collect dust, but not in the way that you want 'em to.

Am I right?

- Well, that's - All they do.

Are you sure that's what you heard?

You see what I'm proposing is what if it could do more?

What if it could hold your wife's beer?

What if it could comb your hair?

Come my, what are you on about the no dust?

1000 comes with these attachments that will make your multi-purpose tool obsolete.

The no dust 1000 can do it.

All five out of four experts agree that this was made by hygiene nuns in the mountains of Lithuania.

And did I mention the next big thing in home defense?

Dust chucks, dust chucks.

That's right.

You take this little do hickey here, you loop it through, connect it to your second no dust 1000.

And my friend, you are in business carbon fiber, military grade, the same stuff they put on space shuttle.

- How, how much?

- Well you see, I'm glad you asked Mr.

Shaw.

Drew Shaw.

Well, Mr.

Shaw, for today only, it's a door to door special of five easy payments of 1 99, 9 9 with tax.

Of course.

- No, no, that's too much.

- Well, I, I tell you what, what if I make it four payments and I'll throw in this lovely case with it?

How about that?

- Well, hold on.

Lemme go get the money.

- Oh, take the time sir.

Take your time.

- Dust chucks.

I got 1 99 and 72 cents - My friend.

You caught me on a good day.

I'll take it.

But I will be back tomorrow with, with the paperwork we gotta fill out.

Hey babe, I forgot my lunch.

What's, what's going on here?

Business unfortunately.

- Hey honey.

So I was getting these for us to make cleaning easier and you know they can hold your beer and comb my hair and - Dust Chuck.

I wish.

Sure it was nice, nice meeting you folks.

Get the fuck outta here.

Yes ma'am.

The male saleswoman.

What's next?

A male president.

Come on.

- We already had one.

Love you.

Dust chucks.

Dust chucks.

Dust chucks, - He knocks on your door with a crooked, grim, slick back hair in a case full of sin.

Says lady, I got what you need today.

It's dust chucks and they'll blow you away.

The slippers, they're sponges.

They bottle top tools.

They unclog your pipes and exfoliate mules.

They polish your teeth and they double their snacks.

Don't ask how it works, just trust the facts.

Dust.

Chuck, - Wipe your floor.

Fix your luck.

Got a divorce, use a dust chuck.

Need a friend, need a come.

They'll pay your rent and clean your home.

They're sticky, they're sleep.

They're shaped like ducks by now or forever.

Live a life that sucks.