In this world, there are two categories of people, feathers and fur.

I'm a rare case, a hybrid.

I get a lot of unwanted attention for it.

Samuel.

So, like, do you have a beak or a snout?

Samuel?

Samuel.

Kiran.

Oh, whoa, I meant to do that.

Do you need a-- Huh?

[groans] What are you--?

We'd like to help you with Kiran staffections.

Oh, jeez.

No, please.

You're not exactly smooth, Samuel, so you got to use that fur musk we got.

It's a basic instinct.

[clears throat] How about you throw a dog a bone and go out with me, sometime?

[laughs] Fear not Samuel, I'll be an excellent wing man.

I'm an expert on love.

Uh-huh?

And how are things going with Becky?

Silence.

You doubt me?

Observe.

Hey babe.

It's inappropriate to flirt during office hours, Ron.

[laughs] [laughs] [growls].

[laughs] [laughs] [howls] [blows trumpet] [laughs] [elevator dings] All right, buddy, show them what you know.

Wait.

[sprays] Kiran, how about you-- me-- bone?

I mean-- Samuel, are you all right?

[groans] It wasn't that bad.

-Yes, we can always try-- -Cane and Ron, you two are being called to see HR.

It urgent.

Crap.

Samuel, what have you been up to?

I saw Cane and Ron with you earlier.

Yes, I guess they've been trying to help me.

With what exactly?

Samuel?

They were teaching me how to make friends.

I wanted to be friends with you, specifically.

Oh, Samuel, I'd love to be friends.

Would you like to join me and Becky for some drinks afterward?

Really?

I'd love to.

What is all these?

I've been needing these done before tomorrow, but I haven't seen you at your desk all day.

This is very unlike you Samuel.

Samuel's doing overtime tonight.

-Work, work, work.

-Oh, that's a shame.

[groans]