[ Insects chirping ] [ Thunder rumbles ] [ Tires screech ] [ Engine shuts off ] [ Bell dings ] -Man: Evening.

-Woman: Evening.

[ Country music playing ] Can I help you find something?

Man: Oh, I don't think so.

Thank you, ma'am.

Woman: How's it looking out there?

Big storm on the way.

That's what I hear.

Lord, I hope Great Pond doesn't freeze over again.

Oh.

Man: $30 on pump 1.

And these.

Woman: Special night?

Man: I'm sorry?

Woman: Hmm.

[ Laughs ] Man: Oh, uh, yeah.

Yes.

Really, really special.

Woman: Say no more.

Uh, you got an Extra Value card?

Man: No.

Woman: Well, you could save 10% on your purchase if you have an Extra Value card, which is, uh, roughly about $1.50.

Enough for a Hershey bar or a Mars bar.

Man: I think I'm all set.

Woman: You get all kinds of coupons and gifts -- free gifts.

Man: You know what?

I'm actually in a little bit of a rush tonight, so... if you could just... -Woman: Right.

-Man: Thank you.

Woman: I will just scan you on the store card.

Man: Great.

Wait, what?

Really?

Woman: Uh-huh.

There we go.

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

[ Clears throat ] [ Beep ] Oh.

I forgot to scan everything.

One coil rope.

One roll duct tape.

I never knew why they called it that.

There we are.

$30 in gas.

And one Extra Value card.

[ Beep ] [ Beeping ] Oh, man.

Look at all those Extra Value savings.

Two-for-one hand sanitizer.

Two-for-one toilet paper.

Three-for-one Aquafina bottle.

Man: Can I -- Can I just pay?

Woman: Well, no.

Not until the coupons are done.

Oh.

[ Laughs ] You have hit the jackpot.

You're gonna need an extra bag for all these savings.

[ Beep ] Oh, poo.

[ Sighs ] -Man: What?

-Woman: Out of paper.

-Man: What?!

-Woman: Just a sec.

[ Creaking ] [ Clatter ] [ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Bell dings ] Murph: [ Yawning ] Oh.

Woman: Is that Officer Murph I hear?

Murph: You know it is.

Just grabbing a frosty brew and a snack.

Woman: You big troublemaker.

Murph: [ Groans ] It's a long day.

Long.

I took the new Sea-Doo out for a spin.

310 horsepower, black chrome ... fast.

Nearly got stranded in the middle of Great Pond.

Damn thing ran out of fuel on me.

Woman: Well, for heaven's sake, you know you can't swim.

Murph: Well, I can sure as hell float.

[ Sighs ] Special night?

-Man: I'm sorry?

-Woman: There we go.

All right.

[ Beeping ] Well, would you look at that?

15% off nail polish.

Murph: Wow.

[ Suspenseful music plays ] -Man: Well, I better be off.

-Murph: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Not so fast there, cowboy.

Man: Oh.

Murph: Next time, use a necktie.

Go get 'em.

[ Bell dings ] Woman: [ Laughs ] Murph, you salty dog.

Murph: Takes one to know one.

Woman: Did he pay?

Murph: Son of a ...!

[ Gunshot ] Woman: [ Screams ] Murph: Aah!

Don't worry!

You're safe with me.

Woman: Oh.

Watch it, Murph.

Murph: [ Screaming ] Woman: Oh.

Oh, no.

No.

[ Men screaming ] [ Gunshots ] [ Laughs ] You naughty thing.

[ Laughs ] [ Thunder crashes ] ♪♪