[Music] hey hello America we are part of the new USA people listen people let us share what we have [Music] today [Music] I US USA [Music] [Applause] listen I've never met this cousin from Venezuela and I really want her to have a good time so think what would you like to do if you were coming to Florida for the first time I know sit under a sunshine tree with aita bran and get high in orange juice find the fun Youth and teach Americans how to [Music] say Freedom [Music] Tower your cousin is wealthy vacum [Music] cleaner Carmen I know where we can take your cousin where to watch us play basketball she can be our cheering section I come on let's do it chameleons chameleons ra take a window shopping yeah then we could stop for a wild rle at the juice stand and watch all the freaks how about taking her to a drivein sure to see a good old American disaster movie oh yes she'll love seeing the rest of Little Havana it sounds like me is going to have a full schedule well I have to go and do the dishes dishes did your family eat dinner already oh sure last night we'll see you Carmen and we'll be by tomorrow to meet your cousin it's a good thing the Salvation Army rejected this old cot or we wouldn't have a guest bed oh wow not that old torture rack again I bet you she's one of those besides if you're nice to people one day they might open doors for you if Milagros is typical she'll have me opening doors for her come on it's not a white house but uh make yourself at home what a Charming little place you have here this is your summer home huh yes yes it's our summer home in Miami it's always summer [Music] this is I know take this up to my room [Music] Umi taxi your taxi but didn't you pay him I couldn't I didn't have any small chains they lost all my luggage at the airport see [Music] [Music] [Music] no wonder I never ride taxes poy and if that old cot holds up through this night it'll be a miracle it's in bad shape is this my [Music] cousin come home what you too yeah wellos let me show you to our room our room do you have twin beds well no there's my bed and then we rolled in a little cot it's so nice of you to give up your bed just for [Music] me having cocktails Comas being given in my honor by Cuban Exile Society human Exile Society I know she just got here but I don't like her she says um crazy things of course he does people call that jet L hello anybody home okay you Jokers come in does your cousin speak English you can find out for yourselves when she wakes up if she wakes up I just got up I look awful so we do too oh good your friends are very interesting we thought that after breakfast you might like to go bike riding with us bikee riding you don't bike ride after breakfast huh you don't bike ride at all huh well don't let me stop you [Music] after lunch we can take a window shopping window shopping but I don't need to buy any Windows no chica window [Laughter] well never mind we'll be by a night to pick you up for the basketball game basketball [Applause] game scorpion it's going to be a wild game you love it P your okay okay I thought we were going to do it three [Music] times hello everybody hello I'm just not going to be able to go anywhere I simply have a thing to wear I can't go out with nothing honey you'd be a hit is there any sale at today wonderful I dear hanana if you'll excuse me with all the excit excitement of going shopping and all I've lost my appetite you are going to take me shopping and what about me I could use a new living bra what happened to your old one it passed away I'm just going to buy her a couple of things I just told you I'm going to buy her a couple of things I'm ready [Applause] kman I don't think your cousin liked our plans are you kidding whatever give you that [Music] impression milros isn't a regular teeny boober she's a woman of the world is that a compliment or an insult Carmen you'd be surprised at how many of our classmates think you act like me lross well I consider it a compliment would you like to have breakfast we have mandarinas no thanks I've already eaten breakfast well I think maybe I'll have lunch [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] oh these two men are such sweethearts [Music] he really knows what looks best on a woman let me this isn't it gorgeous if you'll all excuse me just a moment I'd like to try this on I think I'm going to be sick take out to hey turkey hi Carin you missed a great practice wow I did you get that at The Bargain Basement barking basement yeah that's where I got this honestly do you always dress like that not always on Sundays we dress up in blue jeans what's something you definitely are not Tomy how do you face the world looking like you do it's not easy listen with very little effort one can look much better than one really is so that's your [Laughter] secret and when I walk up to a door men fight for the honor of holding it open well they better not do that for me Shing is POR Co shist what does that mean don't worry honey you'll never need to use it I suppose you always let your date pay for everything well of course never well ARA for you it's women like you who hold back the women's movement oh I'm going to go home and burn my my Latin American Mor [Applause] and just look at the way you are sitting I I want you to show me something Joseph Sher would you leave the room a moment you want me to show you how I behave with a man yes and don't fake it Jo Sal hi Veta [Laughter] you people are too americ would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight [Music] well there's this other great place uh it's Swedish really yeah smorgasboard all you can eat for 295 I'm on tamale how about McDonald's that would be a change of T wouldn't it sorry Joe maybe some other time I think I've been shot down de dear I haven't received a single invitation didn't you announce my arrival in the society paper you just received your first invitation [Music] we are going to have a little dinner party in your honor Manana at the big 8 Club the big 8 Club what for that on 8ighth street is that like Fifth Avenue in New York for the Shan in Paris well I never been in New York or Paris but I think it's something like that yes you're Wonder a big eight Club it is too expensive we'll go broke if Carmen ever visits Milos in kakas you can be sure her family is going to treat Carmen like a princess she told me what about the big eight so you can invite vieta and Sh no I can invite them but I don't think they'll want to come I can't go to the big a club in with my hair looking like this [Music] you know I don't even have the time to do my own [Applause] hair Isn't it nice of your mother to do my hair Isn't She Wonderful for the next two month we are going to be eating and peanut butter come and darling it was so marvelous of you to invite us and where is the guest of honor I'm so excited I can't keep still I have butterflies in my stomach down down surprise it's not every day that we got a visiting cousin from so far h a little bit for you why don't we get a little now BR this to my beautiful niece for Milos two you're terrible all of you want to see you again let me worry about how I spend my money our money hello oh wait a second huhep hello call from what happened mil father is bankrupt [Music] are you leaving I'm afraid I must you see I have this terribly good friend in Palm Beach who's been begging me to visit her oh yeah well as we say in Paris I seem to be all out of small change again again do you think you could lend me the bus Fair uh no take it you might uh want to eat something during the trip besides when they find my luggage I'll have plenty of clothes I'm starving well what are we waiting for they still have our reservations at the big eight and they can keep them how about the swest boy how about Hamburger Heaven how about uh having dinner at home dinner [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] let [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we USA you you