BOY 1: Ooh, sexy.

BOY 2: All right.

What's your name?

Leonora Chisholm.

Guy Curran.

GUY: I swear to you.

One day, I'm going to be so damn rich.

LEONORA: How rich?

GUY: Very rich!

They'll be stoned and happy.

We'll be rich and happy.

Everything will be joyful.

LEONORA: I'll love you all my life, Guy.

Can't be anyone else for either of us.

Guy, we're in business.

LEONORA: Yes, you have changed.

And I don't like what you're into now.

GUY: Linus!

MAN 1: The post-mortem shows a level of an hallucinatory class A drug.

LEONORA: It's time we got on with our own lives.

Take it.

GUY: I'm crossing off the days ever since you went to teacher training.

LEONORA: You obviously are very rich.

GUY: Yeah, I told you I would be.

I feel guilty because I'm cheating on her with you.

I hardly know you anymore.

GUY: I went to her birthday party to give her my present.

CELESTE: Which was?

I can't accept this, Guy.

A flat.

Everybody go away and leave me alone!

Does she have, um, lovers?

LEONORA: You know, I fell in love with-- GUY: Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

You're telling me you're in love with him?

William and I are going to get married.

I just want to know why!

All have been telling you things about me because they're not true.

It's all lies!

I'll find out!

You know I will!

♪ Push it.

You're not looking too good.

Yeah, well, I've been under a bit of pressure.

You want to wait Fever Few?

What the hell's Fever Few?

God knows.

I read about it in one of Tanya's glosses.

You know what she's like.

She's into all that alternative stuff.

How's Celeste?

You know how that is, Daniel.

Let's hope she does.

So the works of art still keeping you in the fast lane, are they?

We always said making money would never be a problem for us, didn't we?

A man's only half a man-- GUY AND DANIEL: If he can't make himself rich.

Then it has to be Little Miss Leo.

Yeah, I wouldn't let anyone else call her that.

Listen, I love her too, mate.

You know I do.

Remember when she nicked all that stuff from that shop?

Do you remember how much she nicked?

I tell you, she had real talent.

It's a shame she gave up.

So what's the problem?

I reckon someone's been poisoning their mind against me.

Whole family's ganging up on me, except Susanna, her stepmother.

She's got a soft spot for me.

But her mother, Tessa, that woman's always hated me.

Well, you know how it is, Guy.

If you want someone disappeared, all you have to do is name them.

I'm not serious.

No, I didn't think you were, mate.

You always did dance on the surface of things.

But for a friend, you get a nice, neat job done for 3,000.

See you later.

RACHEL (ON PHONE): Hello.

Hello.

Leonora?

She isn't here.

Well, would you mind telling me where she is, please, Rachel?

I'm not my sister's keeper.

What?

We may not know what God said to Cain when he made the statement I paraphrased, but I emphatically disassociate myself with that kind of involvement.

Idiot.

Silly bitch.

Hello.

SUSANNA CHISHOLM (ON PHONE) Susanna Chisholm.

Susanna, how are you?

Very well, thank you, Guy.

I don't suppose you've seen Leonora?

No, I'm afraid not, but Anthony might know.

Darling, do you know where Leonora is?

I haven't a clue.

No, sorry.

Oh, God.

Who is it, Magnus?

It's your bete noir trying to track down Leonora.

I have no idea where my daughter is.

And if I had, I wouldn't tell you.

She's 23 and her own woman.

However, it is only right to tell you that I think you are very seriously disturbed.

♪ Of course, one always knew his background was criminal.

A criminal is a criminal, but his sort are capable of anything.

Just look at the way he behaved at Leonora's birthday party.

Oh, come on.

He was provoked.

Serves him right, bloody gatecrasher.

Anthony.

They never discovered who supplied the drugs that led to the death of that boy, did they?

Any more cake?

Hello.

WOMAN 1 (ON PHONE): You missed a bit.

LEONORA (ON PHONE): Where?

WOMAN 1 (ON PHONE): Just there, right above the face.

LEONORA (ON PHONE): Here?

WOMAN 1 (ON PHONE): Yeah.

Hello?

Is anyone there?

Oh, sod it.

GUY (ON PHONE): Hello?

Hello?

Who is this, please?

What happened to-- Oh, just coffee.

LEONORA (ON PHONE): Hello?

Oh, have you been trying to get in touch?

Leonora, thank God.

Guy, I really think it's about time we-- No, no, listen to me, darling.

Listen to me.

I've got something to say 'cause I-- uh, well, I apologize.

I mean, when you told me about you and the-- Young William, when I took off, it was-- it was unforgivable.

I felt so ashamed, and I just had to apologize and tell you how sorry I am.

Thank you.

LEONORA (ON PHONE): Just the shock, you know.

It's all right.

I understand.

Yeah, well, I wish I did.

I mean, have you forgotten the fun we used to have together?

No.

No, I reckon you have.

It's just that I'm ashamed of some of the things I did.

You think everything's fine so long as it makes money.

Look, I haven't done anything illegal, not for years now.

And you know-- - But unethical things.

Well, what do you mean, unethical?

Well-- You don't know what you're talking about, do you?

So somebody's been saying things about me, haven't they?

Guy, it wouldn't make any difference what anyone said.

And the fact is that you and I are poles apart.

Anyway, you've got a girlfriend.

Not really a girlfriend.

What's her name?

Celeste Seaton?

Look, I really hope it works out for you.

♪ You're not crying again?

Yeah.

Oh, Celeste.

Never again.

Please.

Leonora.

Oh, Guy.

Hi.

What a surprise.

Leonora, this is Celeste.

Celeste, Leonora.

Leonora, Celeste.

Celeste.

I'm really pleased to meet you.

It's mutual.

And this is William.

Indeed.

William Newton.

How do you do?

Hi.

I should go.

It's lovely to meet you, Celeste.

Nice to meet you.

LEONORA: Bye.

Listen, we're going to this great new club.

Would you-- you care to join us?

No, not tonight, thank you.

Yeah, but you got to eat, haven't you?

No, no, we had something earlier.

Yeah, but I'm taking it that was, like, hours ago.

Am I wrong?

Come on.

I've heard so much about you.

All good, I hope.

Almost all of it.

My treat.

We'll see about that.

Leonora tells me you talk for the world.

What do you do for a day job?

Much the same.

I work for the BBC.

Really?

I thought they were sacking everyone.

It's called downsizing, the birds speak.

I haven't got round to my department yet.

What's that?

Arts and features.

Oh, yeah?

For me, it's the perfect job.

Cigarette?

No, thanks.

- Mind if I do?

- They're your lungs?

Yeah, well, at least we can punish our livers together.

I'm all for that.

Here they come.

We were beginning to think we'd lost you.

Yeah, what have you been doing in there?

We've been talking about you behind your back, haven't we, Celeste?

Yes, we have.

Rats, a man likes to keep his mystery.

Yeah, well, it gave us a chance to get acquainted.

Oh, I say.

What?

Look at that.

They do seem to be getting on all right, don't they?

Should we go out?

Your place or mine?

Oh, you recovered your sense of humor.

There were other men besides me, now?

No one serious.

But there were other men.

Don't interrogate me, Guy.

Who were they?

Who were they?

There was a friend of Robin's from work, and a couple of men at university, and someone I met at Robin's 25th birthday party.

I'll love you all my life, Guy.

Did you sleep with them?

None of your business.

You did, then.

Let me ask you something.

If you're so progressive, why don't you just go and live with this William?

I already am, more or less.

Well, if you're living with him, why do you have to marry him?

To make some sort of public commitment, you know, to commit to each other for life.

Do you honestly think it's going to last that long?

I hope so.

I don't know.

How can you ever know?

Now, can we give it a rest?

It can't be anyone else for either of us, ever.

CELESTE: Was it that hysterical?

WILLIAM: Yeah no, it was, absolutely hysterical.

It's brilliant.

You've seen the Van Gogh exhibition?

What?

In Paris?

No, not yet, No you better hurry.

It finishes this week.

Oh.

I don't think William would have gone if he hadn't been making a film about Dr. Gachet.

No way.

No, the beeb paid.

Some people have all the luck.

Well, the furthest I got before that was Saint Ives.

It's a nice place for a holiday, Paris.

Well, William doesn't really go in for holidays abroad much, do you?

WILLIAM: Yeah, not really.

I won't be going this summer, of course.

But I usually spend most of my annual leave in Scotland in August.

Shoot, do you?

Only in self defense, Guy.

No grouse has attacked me yet.

William-- William fences.

What?

With swords, like in that Ridley Scott film?

WILLIAM: Yeah, just like that.

But I mean, he's good, though.

He fenced for his university.

CELESTE: Really?

Once, darling, I fenced for my university once.

So where are you going to live?

Oh, we're still lurking.

My place is on the market.

Yeah, and Rachel's granny's just died and left some money.

So she's going to buy me out of that as soon as we find what we want.

I'll never do that.

Why doesn't anybody tell me these things?

Well, perhaps because they feel they're none of your business.

Listen, William, why don't you totter off?

We'll take Leonora in this car here and drop her home on the way.

WILLIAM: Thanks, Guy, but she's staying at my place tonight.

LEONORA: Yeah, no, it's fine.

It's just a couple of minutes from here, and I could do with a walk.

Lovely to meet you, Celeste.

Nice to meet you too.

Bye.

WILLIAM: Hey, you dance like a dream.

LEONORA: He's never said that to me.

The way he looks at you, he doesn't need to.

WILLIAM: Listen, thanks for entertaining us, Guy.

You were in the ladies' a long time.

What you talk about with her?

Well, she talked about us and about William.

I liked him.

Yeah, I didn't dislike him myself, which threw me, you know.

I mean, you can't imagine a woman falling in love with that, can you?

I'll tell you what she said, if you like.

She said, I'd like to think of Guy loving someone the way that I love William and then loving him back.

Doesn't sound exactly inspired.

Yeah, listen, you don't want to stay with me tonight, do you?

No.

I mean, not if you got to get up early for that shampoo commercial tomorrow.

You gotta wash your hair.

I'll ask-- I'll ask the driver if he can stop off by your place.

♪ ♪ You know, got to watch out for the pirates, (LAUGHING) watch out for these pirates, darling.

You have to watch out-- oh, I don't believe it.

Yeah, all right, darling, I'll see you later.

Tanya.

Guy, it's great you could come.

Well, no friends like old friends.

You look wonderful, darling.

Thank you.

That's so nice.

Listen, I must just go meet some people.

Hey!

- Come, let me show you around.

- Yeah?

Just up here?

Yeah.

- Oh, damn, this is lovely.

- Do you like it?

I do.

Oh, I love it.

Yeah, she's my baby.

Oh, no, it's pucker, mate, I'm telling you.

A boat warming, hey?

You learn something new every day.

Yeah, well, it was Tanya's idea.

She wanted to call it a Jolly Roger party.

DANIEL: You do me a favor, yeah?

While you're on my boat, you relax and enjoy yourself.

♪ I'm sorry.

I thought you were someone else.

Where's Leonora?

My dear child.

Listen, I saw you bring that fleabag over and introduce her.

Now, where is she?

You're fantasizing again?

No, if Guy says that's what he saw, we must take him at his word.

Nora!

Leo.

Leonora!

Well, she doesn't appear to be here now, does she?

RACHEL: I'd say not.

Having cleared that up, we can safely ask, who's that awfully pretty girl you arrived with?

Which one?

The slag with a waggly tail.

Have a bath, you shit!

Just piss off back to your flat!

Guy, get off him!

Robin!

Danny, I'm killing him!

I'm going to kill you, mate!

It's all over, mate!

I'll kill you.

- Let it go!

- Murderer!

You're a dead man, Robin!

You're dead!

I'll kill you.

One thing I'll do, Robin!

God knows what kind of filthy bacteria a shit like that keeps underneath his fingernails.

Well, I'm sure you can go to the doctor tomorrow.

I'm going home now.

Let's go and find the car.

Oh, no need to apologize, mate.

Tony was upset, but send her a nice bunch of flowers, and she'll be all right.

I didn't know you knew Leo's brother.

What?

Robin?

I've known him for quite a while.

He swapped some foreign currency for me once.

Flogged this palace in Tunis to some American.

More money than sense, and it was just a question of getting the funds out.

Yeah, but how did you run across him?

It's pure chance.

Why are you so interested all of a sudden, anyway?

It's him.

He's the one.

What one?

- The one I want disappeared.

- Yeah?

And what about my money-- There are other swap jockeys, Daniel.

This is for me.

Oh, you're unbelievable, Guy.

All right.

Friends, who bloody needs him?

If that's what you want, that's what you get.

Apart from that, it was a good party, wasn't it?

Knockout.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'll survive.

Just I always knew that someone had been trashing me to Leonora.

Tonight I realized who.

It's Robin.

Is that why you threw a drink at him?

More or less, yeah.

And I thought it was because he insulted me.

Anyway, what's he got to trash you about?

Linus.

Who's Linus?

Mm?

I didn't know you dealt in hard drugs.

I don't.

That you ever did.

Got out, didn't I?

That's why I gave this stuff to Linus.

How was I to know he's allergic to bee stings?

Shame on you, Guy.

Shame on you.

Go on, Celeste.

Go and join the others, and I'll go mad.

I'm still here.

I mean, are you sure that this isn't all in your head?

Because your head is very strange these days, let me tell you.

I'm telling you, that's when she changed towards me.

But how about she changed because she realized that you're not the same kind of people?

Even I can see that, and I've only met her once.

OK?

So I'm jealous.

I am.

But that doesn't mean that what I'm saying isn't the truth.

And besides, that was when Robin started finding other men for her, her own brother.

She told me, practically pimping for her, throwing friends of his at her, encouraging her to get involved with them instead of me.

Oh, I could kill him for that.

For that alone, he deserves to die.

♪ ♪ Hello.

GUY (ON PHONE): Oh, hello.

Could I-- can I speak to Leonora, please?

Yeah, who's this?

Guy Curran.

Who's this?

Yeah, hold on, Guy.

Leo, it's the bare-knuckled bruiser on the phone for you, darling.

How are your injuries?

So you've heard, then?

We were woken from a deep sleep by Rachel phoning to report you'd attacked a Robin like a madman for no apparent reason.

GUY (ON PHONE): Yeah, trust her.

What's your story?

He insulted Celeste.

Sounds to me like six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Hey, Leo, has Robin told you anything about me?

What do you mean?

Recently?

Never mind.

What should we do about lunch on Saturday?

Why don't you choose?

It's about time you did, seeing as there won't be many more.

Come off it, darling.

You know you're not going to marry that prat?

Leo?

Leonora, are you still there?

Yes, sorry.

Um.

Um.

Leo?

Sorry.

Oh, sorry, I don't know what to say.

About lunch on Saturday.

Well, why don't you come and have it with me at the flat?

Yeah, but we won't be alone at the flat.

Well, we're not exactly alone in restaurants.

Yeah, but I don't have to put up with that bitch, Rachel, getting at me at restaurants, do I?

Oh, she'll be with Robin.

They spend most weekends together these days.

Oh, well, I'm glad someone's happy.

Leo?

Hello?

Hello?

- Hi.

GUY: Ding dong, lady.

Oh, my goodness.

Thank you.

- You look lovely.

Thank you.

You're early.

Am I?

- Is Rachel here?

- No.

Oh, good.

Oh, it's lovely, Leo.

No, it's really nice.

Done yourself proud, yeah?

Do you mind, Guy?

This is-- this is a smokeless zone.

Say again?

Well, you know, Rach and I don't smoke, and we both hate the smell, so we thought we might as well have a total ban.

If you want to smoke, go and have one out the window while I put these in some water.

♪ Samos!

Samos, here we come.

Kiss, kiss.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Look where I've been.

And yes, lo and behold, he's got the ticket!

I can't come.

I'm sorry.

What's happened?

Nothing's happened.

I just can't afford it.

I mean, you're going to let me pay for it, aren't you?

- No, guy.

I want to pay for it myself.

Yeah, but you can't afford it, remember?

So you're going to have to let me pay, aren't you?

I can't.

I've been counting on this getting away to Samos.

Oh, I've been counting on it for so long now.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Why are you doing this to me?

Look, I can't explain it.

Can we just forget it?

No, we bloody can't forget it.

I bought the tickets and everything.

I thought we were-- Leo, please.

Leo.

Leo!

♪ ♪ LEONORA: Lunch is ready.

♪ ♪ Do you remember saying you'd share my house with me when we got married?

No, I don't.

Don't you remember saying like, I'm you, and you're me, and we're together.

We're one person.

Look, probably, Guy.

You know, I was a child.

I did Wuthering Heights for O levels.

There's a girl in there who talks exactly like that.

She says, "I am Heathcliff."

See, I don't understand why people go around saying things out of books.

I mean, surely life's more important.

Well, sometimes things in books apply to life.

Your brother is in no position to go around telling tales about me.

- Has he been?

- Hasn't he been?

He hasn't to me.

It's not exactly like what he does for a living is pure and ethical, swapping large sums of money with dodgy Arabs.

Your brother is contravening currency regulations the whole time, let me tell you.

His hands aren't clean, Leo.

Aye, I'm not responsible for what Robin does for a living or for what anyone else does, for that matter.

It's got nothing to do with me.

I'm only responsible for what I do, for what William does now.

I can't eat this muck.

Why?

'Cause I'm not a rabbit, that's why.

I'm sorry.

It's been like a festival of the mind, body, and bleeding spirit here.

I mean, who does this bloody Robin think he is, anyway?

He's lucky not to be in jail, your brother Guy, I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you do either.

Rachel, what's the matter?

Robin.

It's Robin.

He's been in an accident.

No.

What happened?

We were coming out of the park.

Robin had gone on ahead.

And I saw this car tearing towards us, and I shouted out at him.

I tried to warn him, but he didn't hear me.

And the car hit him.

Thank God Robin is pretty quick on his feet.

It was only a glancing blow, but-- but he hit his head on the curb.

♪ A car didn't stop.

Poor Robin, he was left lying there in the gutter.

God, there's never any bloody police around when you want them.

Danny!

Danny!

Danny!

Uncle Guy!

Carlo, not now.

Danny!

Tanya!

Where's Danny?

In Brussels.

- What's his number, Tanya?

- I don't know.

You must.

He doesn't always tell me what he's up to any more than I always want to know.

Listen, the minute he gets back, or if he rings in, tell him to call me on my mobile.

I'll tell him.

It's a matter of life and death!

Usually is.

How's Robin?

What do you care, buggering off like that?

GUY (ON PHONE): Darling, I was in the way.

You didn't want me there.

Come on.

How is he?

Well, they're keeping him in for observation, and he's supposed to have some special X-rays or something.

Everybody thinks he's going to be fine.

Listen, if you're worried, shall I come over?

No.

Hold on, darling.

Somebody's at the door.

Don't go away, all right?

Half a dozen people know where I am.

If you want to try anything, you won't get away with it.

GUY (ON PHONE): Don't be ridiculous.

Guy, is that my mother?

You persecute my daughter, beat up my son, and then try to run him over.

Hold on a minute.

I've got your mad mother to contend with.

I'll call you back, all right?

Fine.

I was with Leonora yesterday, Tessa.

I was in her flat when the accident happened.

I arrived in a taxi.

You can't believe the-- Can't I?

I think you're mad.

All you want to do is to harm the people closest to my daughter.

I should never have let her have anything to do with you.

I blame myself for that.

I should have put my foot down all those years ago.

You'll do something to harm William next.

Talk about me being seriously disturbed.

What you come here for, Tessa?

What?

Do you want a drink or something?

Of course, I don't want a drink.

Then what do you want?

To tell you this, if you don't leave my daughter alone, my husband will get a court order to stop you.

Is that clear?

Just so I don't get confused, which husband are we talking about?

Don't be impertinent.

Secondly, Leonora is getting married on September the 16th at 12:00 noon at her local registry office.

Guy, this is going to happen.

I don't want you to start anything.

What would I start?

I don't know, anything.

You're quite capable of coming down there and shouting.

I don't know.

You had some insane prior claim.

So I have.

So you have not.

Leonora loves William, and William loves her.

I will not allow you to spoil that.

You don't get it, do you?

She isn't going to marry him.

She'll never marry him.

Listen to me, you filthy little drug trafficker.

Oh, yes, you can look like that.

A very good friend of Leonora has told me all about your drug peddling, destroying young people's lives, giving their parents hell on Earth.

Which friend would that be, then?

Well, I'm likely to tell you, aren't I?

So you can go and beat her up too?

So now I know it's Rachel.

I never said-- You stupid, stupid woman.

Look, I don't have to throw you out, Tessa.

You are Leonora's mother.

So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to walk away.

And while I'm gone, you'll leave.

I'll be grateful if you didn't take the Kandinsky with you on your way out.

Cheers.

Stay away from Leonora.

♪ ♪ Who was the witch who let me in?

Tessa.

What did she want?

Well, she came round to tell me when Leonora's wedding is going to be, or where it's going to be.

Sorry, I've got a headache.

I usually have these days.

I think it's been angry most of the time.

You know, sooner or later, you're going to have to accept that Leonora is going to marry William.

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yeah.

Yes, I would because then you might get your arse into gear, and it's about time you did.

CELESTE: Oh, shit!

Now I'm having a temper tantrum.

Come on.

Let's buy this silly cow a wedding present and get it over and done with.

What Tessa did do was tell me that Rachel's my real enemy.

CELESTE: Surprise me some more.

I've got a contract out on Robin.

It cost me 3,000.

You what?

All I've got for it is a near miss with a lot of aggro.

What are you trying to tell me here?

No, Danny's hitman cocked it up.

Only now I'm shit scared he's going to try it again.

For God's sake, you got to call this off.

Well, I can't.

Danny's gone missing in Brussels.

I don't know.

He put the job on.

♪ ♪ Hello!

NURSE: Can I help you?

Robin Chisholm, where is he?

Are you a relative?

He's not dead, is he?

On the contrary, just that he's got rather a lot of visitors with him at the moment.

Thankful to hear it.

Who are those for?

It just arrived for a patient who died last night.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Thanks.

Magnus.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

I don't know what you're talking about half the time.

What I do understand, I don't like.

I didn't feel I had to drink anything.

So I just want to say I'm really happy to see you getting along all right.

And I'm sorry about the other night.

It was just unfortunate, wasn't it?

Talk about coals to Newcastle.

- What are you doing here?

- Peace offering.

Well, how about that?

I don't know how you dare to show your face in here.

Look, I know you all think I had something to do with Robin's accident, but the fact-- Excuse me.

I'm so sorry.

Hello?

DANIEL (ON PHONE): Go outside.

Yeah, one second.

I'll just-- Hi, Tessa.

Danny?

Thank God.

Look, I changed my mind.

DANIEL (ON PHONE): What?

Call the dogs off Robin.

DANIEL (ON PHONE): You're joking.

It's all set up, mate.

Where are you?

DANIEL (ON PHONE): At the club.

Stay there.

I'm on my way.

I'll explain later.

♪ ♪ Sorry about that.

Bit of a crisis.

Have dinner with me, Leo.

No, I can't, Guy.

What about lunch on Saturday?

The orange tree.

Guy, I've told you that-- Easy on the fruit now, mustache.

Guy!

That was really generous of you.

On behalf of everybody, I just wanted to say thank you.

I've always thought your constancy to Leonora was rather beautiful.

- Thanks.

- Like those knights of old.

- Thank you.

But I'm so pleased to see you realize that it has to be over now.

Sorry?

The thing with you and Leonora.

I thought you understood.

It'll never be over.

Never.

I'll have a large vodka martini, Mervyn.

Looking a bit off color.

Yeah, it's the light in here.

I thought we were going to talk.

What was I supposed to do?

Tony is out, and he's terrorizing Nanny, so she won't be left on her own with him.

Mervyn, take Carlo around the back.

Let him watch Mork and Mindy.

Five minutes is all I ask.

Come on.

Come on, Carlo.

Listen, Dan, before you-- Don't ever do that to me again.

Don't ever bell me with that "Change my mind" crap.

I'm sorry, Dan.

I've been a bit thoughtless.

Thoughtless.

Immature, that's what you've been.

You call a spade a spade.

Now you listen to me, Guy.

We've had a very nasty accident in this particular area.

And I want you to think carefully.

Do you or do you not want me to pursue the matter?

The original party wanted wasted I quite understand is out the firing line.

And for personal reasons, I'm not sorry.

I got someone else in mind.

What have I just said to you?

I said, I want you to think very carefully.

Christ, that's Carlo.

God knows what he's done to Mervyn.

Little sod!

He said, did I know that Swedish vodka wasn't inflammable?

My eyebrows may never recover.

Mervyn, tell Dan I've had to go, all right?

Carlo, give me that light back.

Come here.

Shouldn't have given it to you in the first place.

Come here.

It wasn't may fault!

You got your thing?

Yeah, Dan, I've taken what you said on board.

Cheers.

Yeah, what about your drink, then?

Forget about a drink, Dan.

And give me those you pyro-bleeding-maniac.

What am I going to do with you?

♪ How's Rachel?

Fine.

Why?

No, nothing.

Just-- well, actually, there is something.

Has Rachel ever talked to you about Linus?

What about Linus?

Well, you know that he might still be around if someone hadn't supplied him-- if he hadn't been able to get a hold of-- The LSD.

If he hadn't been out of his skull, he might never got near those beads.

Well, we might have talked about it.

It's Rachel, isn't it?

Rachel, you put this idea in your head that I'm the culprit, didn't she?

Guy, nobody put the idea into my head.

What?

Well, I always assumed it was you.

By the time I knew he was dying, it really was too late to do anything about it.

I couldn't bear for you to know.

I didn't want you to find out.

Guy, it didn't make any difference to the way I felt about you.

Leo, I love you.

I've always loved you.

Whatever you do, I shall love you until I die.

Then come and have supper with us.

Who's us?

Well, William and me.

Now, just why would I want to do that?

Because I want us all to be friends.

Please, Guy, for my sake.

Come and have supper with us on Wednesday.

Aren't we going to the play on Wednesday?

We've got the tickets and everything.

GUY: Yeah, well, I'll have to change it.

It's my birthday.

Be reasonable, Celeste.

I told you the score with Leonora right from the beginning, didn't I?

Didn't I?

- Yeah, yeah, you did.

But do you have to jump through hoops of fire every time she clicks her fingers?

Look, we'll go to the play on Tuesday.

By the time we get back, it'll be your birthday anyway.

It's not the same.

It's not the same.

All right, all right.

I'll tell you what we're going to do.

We'll have to make it an annual event, you know, your official birthday, like the Queen Mother.

You found it all right?

Thanks to your directions.

Hi.

I bought a present for the house.

Ta da.

I say.

Well, I payed for keeping, but it's been in the fridge all day.

- I'll set it out.

Oh, let's.

I'll get the glasses.

What are those?

Old fighting sabers.

Horrible things.

So this is the flat that's been sold, right?

Yes.

Where are you going to live?

I expect we'll buy a house.

Yeah, well, you don't want to leave it too long, William, property.

Property is the best investment, even in a recession.

I'll remember that, Guy.

♪ It's a shame you had to cook.

We could have gone out to eat.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I know I'm not much of a cook.

I'm even worse.

Except with curry.

His curry's fantastic.

No, I mean, it's a shame that you had to cook seeing as she had a hard day at work.

She hasn't had one.

She's given up.

You didn't tell me you left your job, Leo.

Well, I resigned as soon as I knew-- I resigned before the beginning of-- As soon as you knew what?

As soon as she knew I was going to work for BBC Northwest.

I don't understand.

There's no particular reason you should.

BBC Northwest studios are in Manchester.

Hence, I shall live there.

I still don't understand why that means you've got to give up your job.

You're not stupid, so you're obviously being perverse.

Leonora is going to live with me because we are getting married.

Look, I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking to Leonora, all right?

I would've told you, Guy, but I was afraid that you'd be angry.

So you were just going to up and leave me, were you?

Leonora left you years ago.

She's been trying to break-- You ought to shut your gob, mate, all right?

Stop this!

--stop lying to me.

He isn't lying!

I don't believe it!

I won't believe it, all right?

And you wonder I didn't tell you when you go on like this!

I've had enough.

Just get out of our lives, Guy!

♪ I'll see you dead before I let you take her away from me.

Why don't we calm down?

Don't patronize me like that.

Why are you taking his bleeding side all the time?

--married, Guy!

How many more times-- I'll fight you for it.

I'm going to fight you for anything.

Come on, mate.

Come on!

Right, we're going to stop this right now because it's getting out of hand!

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