Mr. Bean
Hair by Mr. Bean of London
10/26/2022 | 26m 31sVideo has Closed Captions
Bean holds the fort for his hairdresser and gives customers terrible haircuts.
At a barbershop, Bean holds the fort for his hairdresser when he goes to answer a phone call, resulting in him giving several customers terrible haircuts. Later, Bean heads to a fete, where he cheats at all the games and enters Teddy into a children's pet show, where his inanimacy allows Bean to pass all the obedience tests with flying colors.
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Mr. Bean
Hair by Mr. Bean of London
10/26/2022 | 26m 31sVideo has Closed Captions
At a barbershop, Bean holds the fort for his hairdresser when he goes to answer a phone call, resulting in him giving several customers terrible haircuts. Later, Bean heads to a fete, where he cheats at all the games and enters Teddy into a children's pet show, where his inanimacy allows Bean to pass all the obedience tests with flying colors.
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(bell tolls) (choral singing) (gentle music) - There we are, sir, and just a look.
- Yes, that's fine.
- Great.
(door bell rings) Right.
I'll take that off you.
- [Customer] Keep the change.
(audience laughter) - Hmm... - So, made your mind up yet, sir?
- Mmm... (Bean imitates horse) Yes, that one.
- Let's just get this on you, then, sir.
Right then, now... Just a trim, then, sir.
Just, head up a bit, sir.
Head up, please, sir.
(telephone ringing) Suzie, answer that, will you please, love?
Excuse us a minute.
Suzie!
(barber talking indistinctly on phone) (audience laughing) - Sorry, can I just leave Jamie here with you?
Only I've left my purse in the shop back there.
Just give him a good haircut, will you?
Be good, Jamie!
It's a terrible mess.
(audience laughing) - Ta-da!
(Bean imitates shaver) (shaver buzzes) Won't be long.
(Bean signs) Oh, well... (shaver buzzing) (audience laughing) - Yeah... Yeah, great!
- Thanks for that.
Found it.
I was really lucky.
It's all right, keep the change.
Say thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you!
- Thanks so much.
- Hello?
Hold it, I can't hear you.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
- Oh, sorry about that.
Suzie's usually here Tuesdays.
(telephone ringing) Two minutes.
- Morning, Derek.
- Good morning.
- [Derek] Hello.
Yeah.
- Usual please, Derek.
(door bell rings) - I was first.
Just the split ends at the back.
Thin it out, would you?
(audience laughing) (shaver buzzing) - Right... (Bean humming) - Fine.
Keep the change.
(Bean chuckles) (Bean humming) - What a day!
- Thanks, Derek.
Very nice.
- Roger?
Roger!
- Right, where is he?
- Whoa!
- Where is he?
- What?
- What do you call this?
- But I like it!
- You don't like it.
- I do.
- Shut up, Jamie.
Now listen to me.
- Oi!
- Where's my ponytail?
- My son looks like an ape!
- Don't shout.
- Excuse me!
- Have you got any idea how long it took me to grow that?
Nearly two and a half years, and your man chopped it off in less than two minutes!
- Have you seen this?
Sir.
- Derek.
- Are you gonna sort this out?
- Have you gone mad?
- Your assistant, where is he?
- Where's he gone?
- Derek, whatever your name is... (audience applause) (choral singing) - Come by.
Come by, come by, come by!
(slow orchestral music) (brakes screech) Wait.
Wait.
Come by, come by, come by...
Sit.
Steady... (horn honking) (audience applause) (audience laughing) - I'll be about an hour.
Sort of 3:15, all right?
(audience laughing) (coins jingling) (children laughing and shouting indistinctly) (buzzer) - Would you like a go?
- Yes, please.
Thank you.
(buzzer) - Another one?
Thank you.
(snaps fingers) Well done, sir.
- Thank you.
(girl giggling) Thank you very much.
- Oi, oi, oi.
No!
- I'm so sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the toilet.
- Name, please?
- Luke.
- Thank you, Luke.
That's a lovely dog.
- [Girl] Poppy.
- Poppy.
Lovely dog.
- Bean.
- And your pet?
- Come on.
Come on.
(audience laughing) (Bean growling) - One minute, sir.
Colonel, could you come here a minute please?
- We really must get on.
- Do you think we can allow this?
- We really must start!
Come on, come on, come on!
(children shouting indistinctly) All right, quiet please... Quiet!
The obedience test.
(upbeat music) - Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
- [Crowd] Aw.
- Sit.
Sit.
Stay.
Stay.
- [Crowd] Aw.
- Stay.
Sit, Polo.
Sit.
Stay.
Stay.
No, come back, come back!
- You sit there.
Oh, Teddy.
(children whispering) Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Yes!
(children applauding) (upbeat music) (whistle blows) - Don't eat the sausage!
- Now, don't eat the sausage!
Don't eat the sausage.
Oh no, Angus!
(whistle blows) - No.
No!
(children cheering and applauding) (whistle blows) - [Crowd] Go on, Willy!
Go on, Willy!
Go on, Willy!
Go on, Willy!
(children applauding) (whistle blows) Come on, Angus!
Angus!
Angus!
Angus!
Angus!
(children applauding) Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
Teddy!
(audience laughing) (children cheering) - Well done.
- Thank you.
- Well done.
- Thank you.
(children cheering) (dogs fighting) (children screaming) (whistle blowing) (audience applause) (pensive music) (horn honks) - [PA] All staff.
Staff train now at platform four.
(Bean chuckles) - Hooray!
(audience applause) (Bean groaning) (horn honks) (Bean grunts) (audience laughing) (audience applause) (upbeat music)
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