<b>One day the devil came to him</b> <b>for he was a minor demon</b> <b>asked him to torture some humans</b> <b>with his two friends in tow.</b> <b>Mittens and El Sapo</b> <b>The Baron Mondo Von Doren.</b> <b>On Nightmare theatre....</b> <b>Now, let me try this again.</b> <b>See, he lived to take the high </b> <b>road to adventure.</b> <b>No, no, no.

Road is just </b> <b>a metaphor.</b> <b>It didn't actually take place on a road</b> <b>or even on a street.</b> <b>He wasn't a hitchhiker or a long</b> <b>haul trucker or cab driver</b> <b>pizza delivery guy </b> <b>or anything like that.</b> <b>He was more of a death defying</b> <b>explorer of ancient and</b> <b>legendary mysteries.</b> <b>Think about it like this.</b> <b>It was in the late 1930s.</b> <b>Exotic locales, foreign intrigue.</b> <b>Adventure was everywhere.</b> <b>But danger lurked around</b> <b> every corner.</b> <b>There were ancient temples to</b> <b>explore, golden idols</b> <b> to find.

Quests</b> <b>to be undertaken, damsels to</b> <b>rescue it was an incredible time.</b> <b>But it wasn't all fun</b> <b> and happiness.</b> <b>Nazi spies were everywhere.</b> <b>There was a clear line</b> <b>between the good guys </b> <b>and the bad guys</b> <b>between good and evil,</b> <b>between right and wrong.</b> <b>And on the good side of that </b> <b>line stood a great man.</b> <b>He was a two fisted hero.</b> <b>And he wore a cool jacket</b> <b>and an even cooler hat.</b> <b>And he was always ready</b> <b>with a clever one liner.</b> <b>No, it wasn't that ham</b> <b> fisted, stumble</b> <b>footed, gin soaked, broken down,</b> <b>muttering old wino,</b> <b> Indiana Jones.</b> <b>The guy I'm talking about was</b> <b>far cooler,far superior,</b> <b>far better dressed,</b> <b>and I might add, </b> <b>much better looking.</b> <b>Jake Cutter from Tales</b> <b> of the Gold Monkey.</b> <b>Man, that was a great show.</b> <b>And, man, that guy was cool.</b> <b>Oh, wait, we're on.

Later, </b> <b>I'll tell you about how Chip and </b> <b>Dale's Rescue Rangers</b> <b> stole Jake's outfit</b> <b>anyway.

Oh.</b> <b>Hello again, my friends.</b> <b>And welcome to Nightmare Theatere.</b> <b>I'm your host the Baron Mondo </b> <b>von Doren</b> <b>And here with me, as always, is</b> <b>Mittens The Werewolf.</b> <b>And we were just talking about </b> <b>cool, hip and exciting </b> <b>guys as we wait</b> <b>for the dullest squarest,</b> <b>most boring guy of all time,</b> <b>El Sapo de Tempesto</b> <b>to show up with tonight's movie.</b> <b>I'm not sure where he could be.</b> <b>He really ought to be</b> <b> here by now.</b> <b>It's normally this time...</b> <b>Did he say anything about being</b> <b>late?</b> <b>Oh, that figures.</b> <b>He comes and goes as he pleases.</b> <b>Doesn't do much when </b> <b>he does show up.</b> <b>I can't even go up the</b> <b>porch steps without </b> <b>getting winded.</b> <b>Got to be the laziest, most </b> <b>out of shape man on the</b> <b> face of the earth.</b> <b>Oh, hello, fellas.</b> <b>Oh, look.

Sorry I'm late.</b> <b>Seems like every day there are more</b> <b>and more steps on that porch.</b> <b>That porch has</b> <b>and always has had exactly three steps.</b> <b>Seems like a heck of a lot more to me</b> <b>than to catch my breath.</b> <b>Oh, it's old getting hell, boss.

</b> <b>Let me tell you....</b> <b>Oh, you're tired, are you?</b> <b>Oh, I wouldn't turn down a nap</b> <b>if one of you boys could wheel my</b> <b>court out here.

Maybe.</b> <b>Maybe I could lie down while we talk like</b> <b>you could be a therapist for me.</b> <b>I could relax.</b> <b>That's not going to happen.

</b> <b>You're right.</b> <b>That car is still chained to the wall</b> <b>because I tried to pawn</b> <b> it that time.</b> <b>I guess I'll just have to</b> <b> buck up and power through</b> <b> tonight's festivities.</b> <b>Oh, do we have plans for tonight?</b> <b>It's movie night, aint it boss?</b> <b>It is.

And, you know, good</b> <b>and well, it is movie night.</b> <b>So I'm guessing you must have</b> <b>already have a movie with you.</b> <b>And we're all we need to do</b> <b>is load it up and go to town.</b> <b>Right.</b> <b>I forgot to pick up one.</b> <b>You see, there was some</b> <b>unpleasant issues</b> <b>down at the month old dairy</b> <b>this afternoon.</b> <b>The month old dairy, </b> <b>that's a place?</b> <b>More or less...</b> <b>They give away old and</b> <b>expired cheeses</b> <b>and yogurts, boss.

</b> <b>Wait, wait.</b> <b>They give that stuff </b> <b>away for free.</b> <b>Expired dairy products.

</b> <b>Well, give it away.</b> <b>And for free...</b> <b>are matters best left</b> <b> to the courts...</b> <b>Bottom line is they put it</b> <b>outside and at that point</b> <b> it just comes.</b> <b>It's like a high school</b> <b> football game.</b> <b>It comes to who wants it more?</b> <b>Me or the rats?</b> <b>Well, tonight, the rats </b> <b>wanted it more.</b> <b>Much, much, much more.</b> <b>So you didn't bring a move?</b> <b>No, I did not.</b> <b>And no cheese.</b> <b>Either.

Oh, no, not tonight.</b> <b>It's a cheesless night sadly.</b> <b>But I did.</b> <b>I did have quite a stack of</b> <b>individually wrapped slices </b> <b>of that processed</b> <b>cheese food ya'll love in </b> <b>my hand.</b> <b>But just as I was making my way</b> <b>out of the dumpster,</b> <b>a lot of rats blocked my escape.</b> <b>So I had to throw the slices</b> <b>to the five winds to </b> <b>distract them.</b> <b>The rats ran every which way, </b> <b>trying to chase down that </b> <b>wonderful golden cheese.</b> <b>So you're left with nothing at all.</b> <b>Well, well, I did have a pretty</b> <b> good sized block of Wisconsin</b> <b>white cheddar in my fist, and it only had</b> <b>a few dozen mold spots on it.</b> <b>I was almost home free with it,</b> <b>but then the raccoons showed up and</b> <b>I don't want to talk about what</b> <b>happened when those boys </b> <b>showed up.</b> <b>So let me get this straight.</b> <b>No cheese, no movie, no nothing.</b> <b>Please tell me</b> <b>at least one of those animals better.</b> <b>Not this time, buddy boy.</b> <b>I climbed my way up a telephone</b> <b>pole to the tip top, tippidee, tip</b> <b>top...</b> <b>And I stayed up there until the </b> <b>coast was clear and then I</b> <b> shimmied back down.</b> <b>There wasn't even a</b> <b> cheese wrapper left.</b> <b>So tonight is just a total and</b> <b> complete loss </b> <b>No, I made it back safely.</b> <b>You still have me right here</b> <b> by your side.</b> <b>So there's that.</b> <b>That's a reason to be happy.</b> <b>Yeah, that's a reason to run a</b> <b> dance hall,</b> <b>hire a band</b> <b>and throw a wild party at them.</b> <b>And do we have anything</b> <b>to show it all tonight?</b> <b>What do you.</b> <b>You as a matter of fact,</b> <b>we do what was on the top </b> <b>of that pole.</b> <b>I saw a film can lying on the</b> <b>top of one of them transformer</b> <b> electric things.</b> <b>So I reached down and I </b> <b>grabbed it.</b> <b>And you got shocked?</b> <b>Please tell me someone</b> <b>filmed you getting</b> <b>shocked?</b> <b>No, I was wearing my rubber</b> <b> pants and my special</b> <b> socks, so I was safe.</b> <b>But like I said,</b> <b>I did manage to grab this </b> <b>here film.</b> <b>Can maybe you could show it</b> <b>while I look for a movie.</b> <b>I guess I don't have much</b> <b> of a choice.</b> <b>But it might be something great.</b> <b>You never know,</b> <b>but it could be something</b> <b> amazing.</b> <b>Maybe that would be cool, huh?</b> <b>If I found something amazing</b> <b> to show?</b> <b>Show, it would be a nice change.</b> <b>Hey, I have a question for you.</b> <b>Yes, boss.</b> <b>Why are you still here?</b> <b>Well,</b> <b>I don't get the clock </b> <b>out till 4 a.m..</b> <b>Do you think you could go</b> <b> find a movie</b> <b>before you clock out?</b> <b>Ooh, sheesh, a movie...</b> <b>I'll be right back...</b> <b>I don't know.</b> <b>I just don't.

I mean.

I mean.</b> <b>I mean, folks, let's take a look</b> <b>at whatever happens to</b> <b> be in this.</b> <b> I have a sneaking suspicion</b> <b>I know what it's going to be,</b> <b>but there's always hope.</b> <b>I mean, what are the odds?</b> <b>I could have found another</b> <b>one of those chapters of</b> <b> that cereal.</b> <b>It just can't be that, uh, folks, let's</b> <b>just take a big gamble and put</b> <b>our hearts and hopes on the </b> <b>line and pray</b> <b>This isn't what I think it is.</b> <b>Prepare the transformer.</b> <b>Remember?</b> <b>No harm has come to the girl,</b> <b>merely transform her mind</b> <b>so that you will no longer</b> <b>interfere with my plans.</b> <b>back.</b> <b>Turn off that machine.</b> <b>Let the girl out.</b> <b>Oh, my dear Diana.</b> <b>It's me, Billy.</b> <b>Are you all right?</b> <b>We better get out of here.</b> <b>But we could never get past</b> <b>the guard crashing your father.</b> <b>I out in the corridor.</b> <b>You'll help you get through</b> <b>and then bring back hell.</b> <b>But where are you?</b> <b>I stay here with Crash</b> <b>and hold them off with the gun.</b> <b>Hurry.</b> <b>Get back there.</b> <b>Where are the others?</b> <b>There's no time to talk.</b> <b>We've got to get here for help.</b> <b>We'll never get past the guards</b> <b>at the Imperial Stables.</b> <b>I've got</b> <b>to keep out of sight.</b> <b>Draw the guard</b> <b>of the Imperial Stables.</b> <b>What's that?</b> <b>Somebody is calling for help.</b> <b>What happened?</b> <b>We'll tie you up,</b> <b>the prisoners escape before</b> <b>we can reach the sacred city.</b> <b>But we left the juggernaut there</b> <b>in case of attack.</b> <b>I'll report that to His Majesty.</b> <b>Take it easy.</b> <b>I've got it covered.</b> <b>Keep them covered, Billy.</b> <b>Well, I've.</b> <b>Tighten up</b> <b>Do you know how to work that</b> <b>reflect the plate?</b> <b>Sure.</b> <b>Then take a look at the stables</b> <b>and see if the.</b> <b>Coast is clear.</b> <b>There are a lot of black.</b> <b>Ropes coming up the elevator.</b> <b>Get your butt in the cart.</b> <b>I'll take care of the black</b> <b>robes.</b> <b>I must</b> <b>complete my master's cross.</b> <b>I could shoot at</b> <b>the bottom but can't hurt them.</b> <b>They are human.</b> <b>We can get out of that door.</b> <b>We're trapped</b> <b>in a convent launch.</b> <b>a stranger from the other world.</b> <b>As a friend of Crash Corrigan</b> <b>reviews of our commander.</b> <b>We left in the control room.</b> <b>Brazilian Professor</b> <b>Dawkins or not?</b> <b>Yes.

Billy's father calls</b> <b>for him to build rocket motors</b> <b>that will take his power</b> <b>to the upper world.</b> <b>Once you're working on it</b> <b>at the gate.</b> <b>They must have followed</b> <b>us to the city.</b> <b>No human force</b> <b>can combat the atom bomb.</b> <b>But our commander</b> <b>took.</b> <b>Up a blast to head off.</b> <b>Here's the one.</b> <b>The risky.</b> <b>It's our only chance.</b> <b>A long way to go.</b> <b>Hand over hand.</b> <b>We're not going hand over hand.</b> <b>We're going to walk it.</b> <b>Walk a wire.

I can.

Come on</b> <b>now.

They're getting away</b> <b>and start the projector.</b> <b>Well,</b> <b>It was what I thouht it was.

Chapter</b> <b>six of the Undersea Kingdom.</b> <b>The juggernaut strikes.</b> <b>Did you see what I just saw, folks?</b> <b>Look,</b> <b>I've known El Sapo for decades, centuries,</b> <b>So, I've seen some unbelievable things,</b> <b>but not much compares to what we just saw.</b> <b>Those two fools were walking on that wire</b> <b>like some backwoods circus act.</b> <b>And that rocket clearly knocked them right</b> <b>Right off.</b> <b>Whoever fired that rocket deserves a big</b> <b> raise.</b> <b>There's no way they survive that.</b> <b>That's how you end a serial.</b> <b>The hero dies in a brave and valiant</b> <b>effort to save an incredibly</b> <b> annoying child.</b> <b>What?

No.</b> <b>Do I think the boy survived?</b> <b>And if he did, how did he live while Crash</b> <b>Mittens, I respect you for being the sole</b> <b>of reason, the intellect in my life.</b> <b>But please give me some glimmer of hope.</b> <b>Let me cling to the belief</b> <b>that crash fell 7 million feet to his deat</b> <b>Please let me cling to that belief.</b> <b>Once again, you're right.</b> <b>Lying to myself only sets me up for more p</b> <b>and sadness in the long run.</b> <b>Speaking</b> <b>of pain and sadness, I wonder</b> <b>where El Sapo is?</b> <b>You really ought to be here by now.</b> <b>And.

Hey, boss.

Hey, Mittens.

I'm back.</b> <b>Fellas...</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Did you find a movie?</b> <b>As a matter of fact, I did.

And get this.</b> <b>I think it might have special effects in i</b> <b>Like a ray gun or a spaceship or something</b> <b>Take a check it out, Sapo.</b> <b>This is Invaders from Space.</b> <b>Oh, like that old video game?</b> <b>I lost my house and quarters.</b> <b>No, no, no.

That was Space Invaders.</b> <b>This is Invaders from space.</b> <b>It's a Japanese movie from 1965.

Sorta.</b> <b>What do you mean by sort of.

Well,</b> <b>that's a long story.</b> <b>See, in the fifties, there was a series</b> <b>of Japanese short films featuring a</b> <b> hero called Supergiant.</b> <b>He can be thought of as something like a</b> <b> Japanese superman.</b> <b>He was an early movie hero in Japanese pop</b> <b>But what?</b> <b>Oh, yeah.

You're absolutely right about th</b> <b>Supergiant laid the groundwork for later</b> <b>heroes like Common Rider and Ultraman.</b> <b>Yes, they were very cool guys.</b> <b>As I was saying,</b> <b>there were several of these short films.</b> <b>Film three,</b> <b>The Mysterious Space Man's Demonic Castle</b> <b>and film four Earth On the Verge</b> <b> of Destruction</b> <b>were combined for US audiences in</b> <b> this movie.</b> <b>The American title is called Invaders</b> <b> from Space.</b> <b>So what is this movie about?</b> <b>Let me tell you the basic plot</b> <b>Salamander men from the planet</b> <b>Hulamon in the Moffett</b> <b>Galaxy are plotting to attack and</b> <b> destroy Earth.</b> <b>Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.</b> <b>For some reason, they're going to do that.</b> <b>Is he called Supergiant in this movie?</b> <b>Nope.

He's not even a giant.</b> <b>He was called Supergiant in Japan</b> <b>because of the popularity of Superman,</b> <b>which is being shown in Japan at the same</b> <b>And because of a baseball team</b> <b>called the Yomiuri Giants</b> <b>and the American versions, he's</b> <b>actually called Star Man in France</b> <b>and Italy.</b> <b>They call him Spaceman.</b> <b>Gee, I wonder what they would call me in</b> <b>Japan, Italy or France.</b> <b>Every one of those countries has a word</b> <b>to describe a lazy, useless oaf.</b> <b>But you know something?</b> <b>Star Man would be able to tell you</b> <b>exactly what they'd call you in seconds.</b> <b>Does he speak all the languages?</b> <b>Sort of.</b> <b>I'll tell you more about that later, folks</b> <b>This is not the worst movie we've ever sho</b> <b>but it's certainly not the best.</b> <b>I mean, it's not good, but it's not awful.</b> <b>To be fair, it's not really even a movie.</b> <b>It's just other stuff stitched together.</b> <b>It would be like if someone in Japan</b> <b>took two episodes of Sheriff Lobo</b> <b>and made them into a movie called Super</b> <b>Cop Lobo Man.</b> <b>Oh, I would watch that movie over and over</b> <b>Yeah, I'm sure you would.

Folks, sit back,</b> <b>As we present invaders</b> <b>from space here on Nightmare Theatre.</b> <b>Two billion miles away</b> <b>on the Emerald Planet,</b> <b>in the Moffit Galaxy,</b> <b>friendly creatures </b> <b>are aware that</b> <b>the planet Earth is in danger.</b> <b>They have received</b> <b>an urgent message</b> <b>that the Salamander Men</b> <b>of the planet Kulimon,</b> <b>deep in the Moffit Galaxy,</b> <b>are planning to attack</b> <b>and destroy Earth.</b> <b>Here, the emerald men confer</b> <b>on what must be done.</b> <b>They are aware that</b> <b>the atomic destruction of Earth</b> <b>could contaminate their own</b> <b>atmosphere with radioactivity.</b> <b>And so they reason.</b> <b>In order to save themselves,</b> <b>they must save Earth</b> <b>from the impending</b> <b>Kulimonian invasion.</b> <b>The scientists</b> <b>of the Emerald Planet</b> <b>have invented</b> <b>one of the most</b> <b>ingenious mechanisms</b> <b>the universe has ever seen.</b> <b>Called a globe meter,</b> <b>it is carried on the wrist.</b> <b>It enables its wearer</b> <b>to do three things:</b> <b>to fly through space,</b> <b>to detect radioactivity,</b> <b>and to speak and understand</b> <b>every language on</b> <b>the planet Earth.</b> <b>Finally, this great aura</b> <b>of the Emerald Hierarchy</b> <b>reaches a decision:</b> <b>in order to save Earth</b> <b>from the Kulimonian attack,</b> <b>they must once more</b> <b>present the globe meter</b> <b>to one of their fellow creatures</b> <b>and send him to Earth.</b> <b>He is the creature</b> <b>made of the strongest steel,</b> <b>the creature who can disguise</b> <b>himself as an earthling.</b> <b>He is the creature</b> <b>known as Starman.</b> <b>A cargo plane, flown by</b> <b>a terror-stricken crew, heads</b> <b>for the nearest airport.</b> <b>- Your attention, please.</b> <b>Pan-American Airlines</b> <b>flight number 500</b> <b>will land in five minutes</b> <b>from Honolulu.</b> <b>- What was it?

</b> <b>- Flying objects!</b> <b>Perhaps they are </b> <b>from outer space!</b> <b>- We nearly didn't get away!</b> <b>It looks like nothing</b> <b>we've seen on Earth.

</b> <b>And they didn't respond to </b> <b>our radio signals either.</b> <b>- That's right, they seem</b> <b>to think that </b> <b>they're flying discs.</b> <b>They estimate that their</b> <b>last course is this direction.</b> <b>Put all planes in the immediate </b> <b>area on the emergency.</b> <b>- An emergency!</b> <b>An emergency!</b> <b>An emergency!</b> <b>All planes search the area</b> <b>and report to the tower.</b> <b>Make a report on</b> <b>all objecs sighted.</b> <b>An emergency!</b> <b>An emergency!</b> <b>- (Narrator) The search of</b> <b>the sky fails to turn up</b> <b>the mysterious flying object.</b> <b>But soon after the emergency</b> <b>alert, people begin falling ill</b> <b>iof an unknown disease.</b> <b>Scientists work on the</b> <b>problem night and day.</b> <b>- That's what we</b> <b>have discovered.</b> <b>Their symptoms are similar</b> <b>to cerebritis.</b> <b>But we haven't been able</b> <b>to isolate the virus.</b> <b>I guess you've heard</b> <b>the many rumors.</b> <b>They say the disease was</b> <b>brought here in space discs.</b> <b>- One other rumor, they're</b> <b>speaking of evacuating the city.</b> <b>There'll be panic,</b> <b>unless we can learn something.</b> <b>I'm certain that unless we can,</b> <b>it'll be the end.</b> <b>- I agree.

We'll all die.</b> <b>But I feel we maybe</b> <b>can find the answer.</b> <b>We'll keep on.</b> <b>And by our experimentation,</b> <b>we find it.</b> <b>I hope.</b> <b>I'm not going to admit defeat.</b> <b>- (Narrator) Professor Asayama</b> <b>decides to study</b> <b>through the night.</b> <b>(Salamander man laughs)</b> <b>- Professor!</b> <b>You will not stop the</b> <b>salamanders of Kulimon!</b> <b>We'll destroy your race</b> <b>and rebuild the earth</b> <b>for our own uses!</b> <b>Man will die.</b> <b>Our murderous virus</b> <b>is spreading.</b> <b>In a month,</b> <b>it will be everywhere.</b> <b>Scientists mustn't get a chance</b> <b>to counteract the germ!</b> <b>To stop you, we'll</b> <b>paralyze your brain.</b> <b>My task is to make certain</b> <b>it's done.</b> <b>My lungs bare a</b> <b>radioactive material</b> <b>that I will expel.</b> <b>(laughs evilly)</b> <b>- (Narrator) Starman reaches the</b> <b>outer rim of our solar system,</b> <b>flying at the speed of light</b> <b>past Pluto and Neptune</b> <b>as Professor Asayma falls</b> <b>under the power</b> <b>of the Kulimonian.

</b> <b>(laughs evilly)</b> <b>- You will follow me!</b> <b>- (Narrator) The Kulimonian</b> <b>hears a dreaded sound</b> <b>from outer space.</b> <b>The sound of Starman approaching</b> <b>Earth.

Oh.</b> <b>Yes, Captain.</b> <b>I'm worried.</b> <b>Do you know where Father is?</b> <b>He likes to work.</b> <b>He must be in the garden.</b> <b>Let me go and take a look.</b> <b>I'll go with you.

All right.</b> <b>What is it, Yoshiko?</b> <b>You seem to be rather upset</b> <b>tonight.</b> <b>You can't go.</b> <b>We look.</b> <b>We can't find Father.</b> <b>We don't know where he went.</b> <b>Search the whole house</b> <b>and even the garden.</b> <b>Right.</b> <b>Look in the lab.</b> <b>I'm sure he must be outside.</b> <b>I'll go and take a look.</b> <b>Be right back.</b> <b>Oh, Professor.</b> <b>What happened?</b> <b>Are you all right?</b> <b>Take this</b> <b>at this moment.</b> <b>Star Man reaches Earth.</b> <b>That's</b> <b>blood I see on your hands.</b> <b>What have you done tonight?</b> <b>Answer me.</b> <b>Oh, Star man must take great</b> <b>care to avoid the Kulimonian's</b> <b>and deadly claws</b> <b>which can destroy even</b> <b>solid steel.

I.</b> <b>Now, how much would you pay?</b> <b>Chadwick and Associates work</b> <b>on a 95% contingency</b> <b>basis.</b> <b>Welcome to another night of top rope</b> <b> wrestling action</b> <b>coming to you live via tape from the Van</b> <b>Doren Arena in Catfish Creek, Mississippi.</b> <b>I'm Chuck Hardman.</b> <b>And with me is Professor</b> <b> Walter Weakchin.</b> <b>That Weechin.</b> <b>Get it right and show some respect.</b> <b>It's bad enough</b> <b>that a man of my education, of reading has</b> <b>with the rabble and with people like the</b> <b>likes of you.</b> <b>The least you could do is get my name</b> <b> right.</b> <b>All apologies tonight</b> <b>in a non-title bout the Starman</b> <b>takes on Salamander, man.</b> <b>I tell you, there is no love lost between</b> <b>these two.

Right.</b> <b>you are Chuck.</b> <b>You know, the salamander man is an amazing</b> <b>athlete and a wily ring veteran.</b> <b>He should have no trouble handling</b> <b> this caped</b> <b>Loser from parts unknown.</b> <b>Let's join the match.</b> <b>Already in progress.</b> <b>Oh, well, right off the bat,</b> <b>the salamander man takes a cowardly leap</b> <b> away from star man.</b> <b>That wasn't a cowardly,</b> <b>but it was calculated in ring strategy.</b> <b>And now the Salamander man is doing</b> <b> the Philadelphia</b> <b>flip to freedom in a fruitless effort</b> <b>to escape and delay his inevitable destruc</b> <b>Tremendous display of athleticism.</b> <b>The Salamander man won the Olympics</b> <b>Medal in Gold 1964.</b> <b>That is not true.</b> <b>And you know it.</b> <b>Oh, they lock up</b> <b>and you know, they're rolling around on th</b> <b> floor now.</b> <b>And this is some sort of you're just</b> <b> feeling each other out</b> <b>hurl early in the match.</b> <b>That's what they're doing.</b> <b>And, you know, if I were to if I were the</b> <b> salamander man and I got home, I</b> <b>would make sure I had my wallet.</b> <b>I'm sure the star man ripped him off</b> <b>Oh, the store man has the salamander</b> <b> man in an inverted arm</b> <b>grapple</b> <b>That is not a sanctioned move</b> <b>I will be calling the commissioner at some</b> <b>tonight's proceedings.

He's slapping him</b> <b>back..</b> <b>And he's got to.

Get, get,</b> <b>get him, get him.</b> <b>Oh, he's got a ring.</b> <b>He's got him in.

Who's got him now.</b> <b>I think he's going to be going to early ne</b> <b>He's flipping away</b> <b>now, just taking some time and feeling</b> <b>himself out</b> <b>Another cartwheel.

What is he, a gymnast?</b> <b>Get him!</b> <b>What a Micro monkey flip to freedom!</b> <b>I'm still a little bit of flipping around</b> <b>when they went to pull a leg take,</b> <b>but luckily the man was able to get away.</b> <b>He's not putting up much of a fight.

Not</b> <b>early in the march.</b> <b>No, it was not.</b> <b>Oh, wait, this.

Man hasn't at the</b> <b> brain block.</b> <b>Good night Irene!</b> <b>I mean, Liberace, the.</b> <b>Salamander man, is now.</b> <b>Using his partner to poison fire.</b> <b>You know, the great kabuki move.</b> <b>How is that not legal?</b> <b>There are no rules at this level of</b> <b> competition.</b> <b>This is a top notch.</b> <b>He jumped into the river.</b> <b>Well, the salamander man has left the.</b> <b>ring and jumped into the water.</b> <b>He just wanted to rethink there..</b> <b>There's no time left.</b> <b>This level of competition, this match is</b> <b>being conducted</b> <b>under the no disqualification falls</b> <b> anywhere count system.</b> <b>A pinfall can occur anywhere on the top of</b> <b>The bottom of the ocean</b> <b>even the dance floor of</b> <b>a municipal auditorium.</b> <b>I read the contract.</b> <b>The Salamander man did not</b> <b>consent to this type of match.</b> <b>This travesty will not stand.</b> <b>I will be contacting Commissioner</b> <b>Jack Tunny myself.</b> <b>I know his sister's phone number.</b> <b>You do that, folks.</b> <b>Let's take a moment to hear from</b> <b>our sponsors will rejoin this match in its</b> <b>So until then, I'm Chuck Hardman.</b> <b>And here with me is Professor Walter</b> <b> Weather man.</b> <b>That's Weechin</b> <b>My apologies.</b> <b>Standby for more top rope wrestling</b> <b>Father, I'm</b> <b>glad you're going to get better.</b> <b>I'd like to talk to you.</b> <b>All right.</b> <b>Is there something I can get</b> <b>you, Uncle?</b> <b>Anything to read?

Oh,</b> <b>thank you, Noriko.</b> <b>Nothing.</b> <b>I'd like your children</b> <b>to go out and play.</b> <b>If you don't mind, I have</b> <b>to talk to Japan on business.</b> <b>We don't mind.</b> <b>Just be careful</b> <b>not to talk too much.</b> <b>Let's go.</b> <b>I have to talk to him privately.</b> <b>Yoshiko,</b> <b>will you leave us alone?

Yes.</b> <b>Noriko.</b> <b>Come here.</b> <b>Look what I have found.</b> <b>What?</b> <b>What do you think you did?</b> <b>I can't imagine.</b> <b>I want to see the other side.</b> <b>Oh, look what I found.</b> <b>Do you know what it is?</b> <b>Where did you find it?

Here.</b> <b>It was right on the floor.

But</b> <b>just when it happened that way.</b> <b>Oh, exactly.</b> <b>It was a monster</b> <b>that attacked me.</b> <b>It was not of this.</b> <b>This was a serious accident.</b> <b>You're not well yet.</b> <b>You'll feel differently later.</b> <b>I'm not here.</b> <b>Very well</b> <b>in that case.</b> <b>I will tell the authorities.</b> <b>They must hear it.</b> <b>You know, I suspect</b> <b>there are certain things</b> <b>Father will tell us about.</b> <b>Don't you agree?</b> <b>You mean about this</b> <b>mysterious thing?</b> <b>Whatever caused his accident</b> <b>left it?</b> <b>Yes.

You.</b> <b>Why don't we try to investigate?</b> <b>Yes, let's.</b> <b>I think containing or could help</b> <b>us.

Let's ask him to.</b> <b>Right now.

No, don't tell him.</b> <b>A thing can only</b> <b>go to Father with the story.</b> <b>That's right.</b> <b>Noriko, do you think that</b> <b>your brother would do it?</b> <b>Oh, I think he might.</b> <b>Let's ask.

He's the right one</b> <b>anyway.</b> <b>He's a biology specialist.</b> <b>Let's go to him right now.

Yes.</b> <b>Today I can get.</b> <b>These tests revealed that this</b> <b>object is some kind of scale.</b> <b>It's from</b> <b>an amphibious creature.</b> <b>We get that.</b> <b>Isn't there anything else</b> <b>that you can tell us?</b> <b>Haven't you</b> <b>any other information as to</b> <b>what kind of creature?</b> <b>Not yet.</b> <b>We arrived at certain areas</b> <b>which we don't want to reveal</b> <b>that you see.</b> <b>And also,</b> <b>if we reveal it to the world,</b> <b>I'm certainly would cause</b> <b>great terror and panic.</b> <b>Our scientists here</b> <b>intend to proceed with</b> <b>their experiments on it.

Huh?</b> <b>I must ask you to keep what</b> <b>you have learned here a secret.</b> <b>Don't tell anyone at all.</b> <b>The secret government in attack</b> <b>continues.</b> <b>We're still another deadly</b> <b>weapon.</b> <b>High decibel sound waves that</b> <b>destroy vital tissues insult</b> <b>as the people become</b> <b>panic stricken.</b> <b>Star Man seeks out the source</b> <b>of the deadly sound.

Uh.</b> <b>Uh.

Ha.

Uh.</b> <b>Uh uh uh.</b> <b>Uh uh.</b> <b>Uh uh</b> <b>oh.

Oh.</b> <b>Ha ha ha ha.</b> <b>Hey.

Oh.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>The source of the murderous</b> <b>sound is destroyed.</b> <b>But the government hands</b> <b>continue to spread deadly germs,</b> <b>which someday soon can kill</b> <b>every living creature on Earth.</b> <b>Starman's battle</b> <b>has just begun.</b> <b>Well, hello and welcome back.</b> <b>Boy, the fight scenes in this movie</b> <b>or something, huh?</b> <b>You know, I wonder who planned out</b> <b>these fight scenes, boss.</b> <b>Someone who had a thing</b> <b>prancing and leaping about</b> <b>I guess the star man sure does hop a lot.</b> <b>I bet you that is great exercise.</b> <b>Well, it looks like it would be.</b> <b>I bet a man could get a good workout</b> <b>hopping around</b> <b>like that, jumping for joy</b> <b>and leaping for love and all that stuff.</b> <b>I guess so.</b> <b>You know, I was thinking maybe about</b> <b>get me one of them leotard things myself,</b> <b>and maybe it.

Wouldn't if I were you.</b> <b>I was going to get you and Mittens</b> <b>one as well.</b> <b>We could all three put one on and</b> <b>we could do some type of gymnastic program</b> <b>or something.</b> <b>Maybe some kind of team thing</b> <b>where you're like,</b> <b>you and Mittens</b> <b>could get down on the ground,</b> <b>and I could climb on your backs</b> <b>and we can make some cool</b> <b>pyramids or something.</b> <b>We could be like the acrobats.</b> <b>That would be great exercise, wouldn't it?</b> <b>Neither of us</b> <b>are going to roll around on the floor</b> <b>with you like a pack of wild dogs.</b> <b>Well, it was just a suggestion.</b> <b>I was thinking about fitness.</b> <b>Maybe we could still get some leotards.</b> <b>I mean, I know we'll never be in shape</b> <b>like that guy, and I'll never.</b> <b>I know I'll never have a good as a work up</b> <b>What do you call that word?</b> <b>To describe all the words, you know.</b> <b>Vocabulary?</b> <b>Vobaculary...I'll never have one</b> <b>like that guy</b> <b>That's the.

Truth.</b> <b>But I bet I could get an outfit like him</b> <b>so I could at least look like him.</b> <b>Suppose no amount of plastic surgery on</b> <b>Earth could make you look like that, man.</b> <b>But that costume is nice.</b> <b>It looks nice on him.</b> <b>It wouldn't look nice on you.</b> <b>There's a reason you wear a mask.</b> <b>You know what's to do with heroes</b> <b>and costumes?</b> <b>Can't they just go around as themselves?</b> <b>You're always telling me just to be myself</b> <b>I've never said that to you once.

Not once</b> <b>Well, what?

What's the deal</b> <b>with all the costumes?

Why the costumes?</b> <b>Well, all heroes have costumes.</b> <b>Batman, Superman, Spiderman, star man.</b> <b>They all have costumes.</b> <b>The costume is a way</b> <b>to keep the identity of the hero a secret.</b> <b>Why would they want to keep it a secret?</b> <b>Taxation purposes, mainly.</b> <b>Sometimes the secret identity is silly.</b> <b>Like.</b> <b>Like Superman.</b> <b>No one ever realized he was Clark</b> <b>Kent in spandex and without his glasses.</b> <b>Like, if I took off my glasses,</b> <b>most people would still recognize me.</b> <b>No one ever noticed</b> <b>how much Superman looked like Clark.</b> <b>What about the star man?</b> <b>What was his.

Disguise?</b> <b>He walked around in a business suit</b> <b>in a fedora.</b> <b>That's a hat before you ask.</b> <b>He disguises himself</b> <b>as a Japanese businessman.</b> <b>Most heroes take efforts</b> <b>to cover their faces, at least partially.</b> <b>That way, no one ever recognizes.</b> <b>Maybe I ought to go the opposite direction</b> <b>Maybe I ought to take my mask off</b> <b>and walk around town,</b> <b>you know, just to see if anyone recognizes</b> <b>Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.</b> <b>Remember, mighty man and yuck.</b> <b>No, I do not.</b> <b>Okay.

They were superheroes.</b> <b>Chuck.</b> <b>The dog wore a mask</b> <b>because he was unsightly.</b> <b>Every time you took us mask off</b> <b>in the public square, you looked like</b> <b>people went blind.</b> <b>Milk curdled clocks stopped.</b> <b>The same things that are going to happen</b> <b>if you ever take that mask.</b> <b>Still want to try it.</b> <b>If you want to create a citywide</b> <b>panic, have at it.</b> <b>Just let me know beforehand</b> <b>so I can evacuate and notice.</b> <b>Notify the civil defense authorities</b> <b>so they can be prepared to handle them.</b> <b>You know, the many frightened citizens.</b> <b>Let's get back to the</b> <b>man who disguises himself</b> <b>by putting on a suit and a hat.</b> <b>Invaders</b> <b>from space here on Nightmare Theatere.</b> <b>Doctor.</b> <b>Hmm?

That were very different.</b> <b>I've never seen anyone fly</b> <b>through the air</b> <b>the way they did.</b> <b>No one can teach that.</b> <b>It has to be inherited.</b> <b>That's obvious.</b> <b>I've suspicions,</b> <b>but I trust that they are wrong.</b> <b>If they are</b> <b>correct, we could all die.</b> <b>You see,</b> <b>I think that the dancers are</b> <b>the dancers.</b> <b>Doctor,</b> <b>I beg you to say my theories.</b> <b>This is a perfect place</b> <b>from which to spread germs.</b> <b>I think you'll agree to that.</b> <b>I do.

Dr..</b> <b>That isn't all.</b> <b>My theory goes on.</b> <b>The performers are not of this</b> <b>earth.</b> <b>And the germs are</b> <b>my space creatures.</b> <b>That will.</b> <b>Tommy is correct.</b> <b>Welcome.</b> <b>Welcome, doctors.</b> <b>I have been expecting you.</b> <b>Run!</b> <b>As the Kulimonian</b> <b>disease spreads,</b> <b>The authority has decided</b> <b>to evacuate the children</b> <b>from the cities.</b> <b>Don't worry, children.</b> <b>They'll soon take you back.</b> <b>They'd be able</b> <b>to locate your father, Noriko.</b> <b>I'll let you know</b> <b>just the minute</b> <b>that the doctor is</b> <b>found.

Your father is alive.</b> <b>I will save your father.</b> <b>Soon I will see that</b> <b>he's rescued.</b> <b>I'm so glad to hear that.</b> <b>He's very strong, I'd say.</b> <b>And he's right.</b> <b>Star man is what they call me,</b> <b>little lady.</b> <b>Now, don't cry.</b> <b>Not friends.</b> <b>All right?

I'm not crying.</b> <b>That's a good girl.</b> <b>I'll save your father.</b> <b>That's a promise.</b> <b>Did you see this</b> <b>bottle of Cristal?</b> <b>I want you to keep it under.</b> <b>Stay.</b> <b>Any reason.</b> <b>The bottle will get a signal.</b> <b>When your father is safe</b> <b>and you'll see he'll be found.</b> <b>I'll fly.

Great.</b> <b>Thank you, Simon.</b> <b>Send the signal.</b> <b>I'll try.</b> <b>You just keep watching for it.</b> <b>And if you need me.</b> <b>Throw the ball on the ground.</b> <b>And no matter what I'm doing,</b> <b>I answer the signal.</b> <b>Don't</b> <b>forget to do that, children.</b> <b>If we throw it when we reach our</b> <b>destination, will you come</b> <b>straight?</b> <b>No, wait.</b> <b>I have to tell you something</b> <b>about the crystal.</b> <b>Only once you allowed to use it.</b> <b>Is that clear?</b> <b>Don't forget.</b> <b>I'll be busy seeking to.</b> <b>Rico's father.

So, signal.</b> <b>Just wait a minute.</b> <b>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</b> <b>Do you recall getting there,</b> <b>children?

Yeah.</b> <b>I've gone.

By.</b> <b>Unless the insidious Kulimonian</b> <b>invasion is stopped,</b> <b>these children will never see</b> <b>their homes again.</b> <b>Hello and welcome back.</b> <b>We hope you're enjoying invaders from spac</b> <b>This is a weird movie, boss.</b> <b>Yeah, I'll.

Agree with you</b> <b>there.</b> <b>Those Salamander guys are scary.</b> <b>You think.

So?</b> <b>and that Starman guy...</b> <b>He's a little on the weird side.</b> <b>I think he's hiding something.</b> <b>I think he's a little shifty.</b> <b>I don't think so at all.</b> <b>In fact, I have been watching that</b> <b> star man guy,</b> <b>and I really like him.</b> <b>Well, I wouldn't trust him.</b> <b>As far as he could throw me, but, hey,</b> <b>why do you like him, boss?</b> <b>Look at him.</b> <b>He's a dynamic man of action.

A great hero</b> <b>Kind of like me, right?</b> <b>Nothing like you.</b> <b>We need a man like him around here.</b> <b>He would have no trouble going up</b> <b>a flight of stairs.</b> <b>And I bet he could beat all those</b> <b> rats and raccoons</b> <b>in a fair fight, too.</b> <b>He would never be in a dumpster</b> <b> full of moldy cheese.</b> <b>So we never have to fight either rats</b> <b>or raccoons, you know?</b> <b>I bet if</b> <b>I applied myself and set my sights to it,</b> <b>I could be just like that guy.</b> <b>Are you insane?</b> <b>That man is a fighting machine.</b> <b>He's got male model good looks.</b> <b> He's as strong as an ox.</b> <b>You are severely out of shape.</b> <b> He's an agile as a monkey.</b> <b>I'm as smart as a monkey.</b> <b>Who told you that?</b> <b>This star man fella has it all?</b> <b>He has Grace.</b> <b>He's cultured.</b> <b>He can laugh the smack down when necessary</b> <b>And he's very intelligent.</b> <b>We are all well past the point where you</b> <b>can gain</b> <b>any intelligence, grace or culture.</b> <b>But you, my friend,</b> <b>you're going to start with an</b> <b>exercise program.</b> <b>You know.</b> <b>I exercise all the.

Time.

Well, it doesn't</b> <b>It really doesn't.</b> <b>You look like you were carved out of lard</b> <b>with a plastic spoon.</b> <b>I do like lard now.</b> <b>That shows I get plenty of exercise.</b> <b>You remember that time the three of</b> <b>us went bowling?</b> <b>That was exercise, wasn't it?</b> <b>I do remember that.

You</b> <b>remember that?

Mittens</b> <b>and mittens.</b> <b>Remember that, too?</b> <b>That was.</b> <b>That was not one of my better days.</b> <b>Oh, sure it was.

I bowled four</b> <b>300 games in a row.</b> <b>Mittens here, one every beer frame we dran</b> <b>We both got asked to join teams</b> <b>for league night.</b> <b>Yeah, yeah.

Those parks for good.

You.</b> <b>You guys had a blast.</b> <b>Well, you didn't break 80 in</b> <b>any game, did you?</b> <b>I did not.</b> <b>Ten year old, six gutter balls in a row.</b> <b>I did.</b> <b>You know, it started off good.</b> <b>Then things took a turn for the worse.</b> <b>Remember?</b> <b>Remember when you gave me that stuff</b> <b>and you told me that would help me</b> <b> hold the ball better?</b> <b>Yeah.

Yeah, I do.</b> <b>And it turns out that someone in</b> <b>the bowling</b> <b>factory must've put the wrong label on</b> <b> the tube, and it turns out it</b> <b> was superglue.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Someone must have put the wrong label</b> <b>on the tube down to the factory.</b> <b>That must be what happened.</b> <b>And when I tried to let.

Go of the ball.</b> <b>You couldn't.</b> <b>And you slid all the way down the alley ri</b> <b>the hole.</b> <b>Oh, he was laughing.</b> <b>I've never seen a happier, more united</b> <b>crowd.

Yeah, yeah.</b> <b>But it wasn't so funny</b> <b>when I went headfirst into that</b> <b> ball return.</b> <b>Oh, sure it was.</b> <b>That was the funniest thing I've ever seen</b> <b>And I have seen every police academy movie</b> <b>I got dragged under the alley floor.</b> <b>I tore my good pants, you know, the pants</b> <b>I stole off Larry Schwartz's clothes.</b> <b>Line it was just.

Awful.

Awfully hilarious</b> <b>That wasn't even the worst thing that</b> <b> happened that night.</b> <b>That guy gave me a hard time</b> <b>about those shoes.</b> <b>He was right.</b> <b>You rented two shoes and you return one.</b> <b>It's simple math.</b> <b>The man without a shoe.

Yeah, yeah.</b> <b>But where did that other shoe go?

Where?</b> <b>Where did it go?</b> <b>Yeah, mittens.

Where did that</b> <b>other shoe go?</b> <b>That guy was awfully angry, boss.</b> <b>He was awfully angry.</b> <b>I understand that.</b> <b>What's he going to do with one shoe?</b> <b>How many one footed people go bowling?</b> <b>Probably not that many, I guess.</b> <b>You were robbing, the man</b> <b>of his livelihood.</b> <b>One shoe at a time.</b> <b>He had every right to stuff your head into</b> <b>bowling ball polisher.</b> <b>You know, that hurt a lot</b> <b>more than I let on.</b> <b>Good thing</b> <b>it was just your head and not</b> <b>something you use all the time.</b> <b>Who am I kidding?</b> <b>Fitness isnt an option for you.</b> <b>We might as well chalk that one</b> <b> off the list, folks.</b> <b>Let's get back</b> <b>to whatever Star Man is up to here on</b> <b>Nightmare Theatre.</b> <b>All right, children,</b> <b>we'll have a picnic here.</b> <b>Those of you who are looking for</b> <b>butterflies, be sure to stay</b> <b>within touching</b> <b>distance connections drawn.</b> <b>I"m going to look </b> <b>in the woods, uh huh?</b> <b>Oh, gosh.</b> <b>I don't.</b> <b>Oh, I see.</b> <b>A very pretty one.</b> <b>Oh, there goes.</b> <b>Come on.</b> <b>You wait for me.</b> <b>Wait.</b> <b>Oh, we go.</b> <b>We're over here.</b> <b>Hurry.

Try to get here.</b> <b>I can't do it.</b> <b>I can't.</b> <b>No.

Noriko, listen.</b> <b>Come back here.</b> <b>You'll drop the crystal.</b> <b>All right?</b> <b>Will.</b> <b>What's the matter?</b> <b>I thought I'd be killed by</b> <b>that tree, but I don't see it.</b> <b>What happened to it?</b> <b>What do you mean?

A tree.</b> <b>It seemed as large</b> <b>as a whole house.</b> <b>A bolt struck it.

A</b> <b>bolt of lightning.</b> <b>You were seeing things.</b> <b>How can there be lightning</b> <b>without any thought?</b> <b>I mean, if there was thunder</b> <b>and lightning</b> <b>and rain beside a lot,</b> <b>he means it.</b> <b>I think he's kidding.</b> <b>Look, you can see.</b> <b>See how what I am.</b> <b>I don't understand.</b> <b>It all seems dry here.</b> <b>There was no storm.</b> <b>No storm at all today.</b> <b>Let's go on with our hunt here.</b> <b>Don't be silly</b> <b>with the frog here.</b> <b>I want to go there.</b> <b>Let's go back through here.</b> <b>Oh, I can't see the path.</b> <b>What happened.

To</b> <b>there?</b> <b>I don't like it here.</b> <b>I'm scared.</b> <b>Let's go.

Why</b> <b>That may lead us back.</b> <b>Then move.

On</b> <b>boat.</b> <b>Look, Castle,</b> <b>I don't think we should go</b> <b>hearing.</b> <b>Top pro wrestling is on the move</b> <b> and coming to a town</b> <b>near you with exhilarating, electrifying</b> <b>and exciting shows.</b> <b>You don't want to miss!</b> <b>Right you are Chuck!</b> <b>We will be at the Omni in Atlanta</b> <b>at the National Guard Armory</b> <b>in Gestation, South Carolina</b> <b>and the Leonard Abernathy Memorial</b> <b> Coliseum in beautiful backlash, Alabama.</b> <b>All your favorite stars will be in</b> <b>attendance, and so will we.</b> <b>You will pay for your entire seat,</b> <b>but you will only need the very edge of it</b> <b>You will see matches.

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It was a talking car.</b> <b>No, it was like he was related.</b> <b>No, no, no, no.

The car could actually</b> <b> talk like mother.</b> <b>That wasn't his mother.</b> <b>The car could talk.

One time I</b> <b> thought my car was talking turns.</b> <b>I just had the radio on.

Oh, well, that'll</b> <b>That'll happen.</b> <b>Oh, welcome back, everybody.

We're here on</b> <b>And the sub sub sub</b> <b>sub basement of the television studio</b> <b>with the mysterious curator from the Merri</b> <b>Movie Museum</b> <b>And he's brought us a selection of</b> <b>props it appears tonight is for.</b> <b>So can you tell us what we have</b> <b>here tonight, Mr. Curator?</b> <b>So these were items that were used in</b> <b>making one of the first films in</b> <b>one of the most successful franchises of a</b> <b>the Marvel Cinematic Universe.</b> <b>Everything you see here came</b> <b> from The Incredible Hulk.</b> <b>Now, that's not the 70s TV series.</b> <b>It's not the early 2000 Ang Lee movie.</b> <b>It's the 2008 film with Edward Norton</b> <b>playing Bruce Banner.</b> <b>Edward Norton</b> <b>for the only time before he was</b> <b>replaced by Mark Ruffalo.</b> <b>Correct.

Playing the exact same version of</b> <b>can get confusing.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Especially because they're skrulls</b> <b>running around in the Marvel Universe now.</b> <b>But it'd be a whole.

Yeah, yeah.</b> <b>But yeah.</b> <b>So just a couple of things that were used</b> <b>Of course, one of the big plot points had</b> <b>with the Hulk's blood and the blood sample</b> <b>Which is continued to be a running theme</b> <b>throughout the Marvel Universe.</b> <b>You know, we because we've we've got</b> <b> She-Hulk now and right now</b> <b>that's a whole blood situation that</b> <b>happened there.

So.</b> <b>Right, right.</b> <b>And then a lot of people will remember</b> <b> this was used in</b> <b>a sequence in the film</b> <b>that Bruce Banner was working</b> <b> in a soda pop factory.</b> <b>And in South America, this was the</b> <b>soda pop they made.</b> <b>And his blood got into the soda pop.</b> <b>And that actually made for the Stan Lee ca</b> <b>Of course, the great Stan Lee,</b> <b>who co-created most of the Marvel original</b> <b>had a cameo in the movie where he</b> <b>pops open the refrigerator,</b> <b>pulls out one of these drinks to</b> <b> drink some, and collapses.</b> <b>Now, I don't know that it was this</b> <b>particular bottle after drinking.</b> <b>I mean.

I don't know that it was this part</b> <b>Yeah, but there is some liquid missing</b> <b> from the bottle,</b> <b>so anything that's passed good.</b> <b>Enough for me.</b> <b>And then last but not least, we've</b> <b>got a piece of that.</b> <b>You know, Hulk is famous for breaking</b> <b>down walls and crashing things</b> <b>and all kinds of other stuff.</b> <b>Will help him pick that up.</b> <b>So big, big piece of rubble that</b> <b>and I.</b> <b>Could lift a.

Smaller one.

Sat SAPO maybe</b> <b>Oh wow.

I have the strength.</b> <b>He's getting in shape.</b> <b>Actually it's movie magic.</b> <b>This has just made a film and you can kind</b> <b>see if you look around the corners of it,</b> <b>Of the faces a little bit.</b> <b>Again, that's sort of made for the moment,</b> <b>not really made to last kind of thing.</b> <b>You can see some of the foam is coming, ri</b> <b>Probably needs a touch of a paint job.</b> <b>If we were going to use it in a movie</b> <b>and throw it at all safe for 4 hours.</b> <b>Although I would prefer</b> <b>we used a real heavy piece of concrete to</b> <b>I can't arrange for the Hulk.</b> <b>Okay, let's get the Hulk to do it.

Yeah.</b> <b>I mean, yeah, I've got.</b> <b>Left.

I've been thrown from.

Was a lot thi</b> <b>This is not that impressive to me.</b> <b>So how would they make what is</b> <b> this made.

Out of right here?</b> <b>Well, it's heavier and it's</b> <b> largely Styrofoam.</b> <b>Styrofoam, you just plain old, you</b> <b>go by a cooler</b> <b>that's made out of this and you cut it.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Use some tools to kind of cut it</b> <b>and paint it to make it look like rubble.</b> <b>And they sort of have specialized two tool</b> <b>that they've developed, like,</b> <b>you know, hot wire cutters that can</b> <b>actually cut through the foam,</b> <b>that they can mold it the way they want it</b> <b>And then a lot of it,</b> <b>I think a lot of what makes this so good i</b> <b>The paint job on this,</b> <b>once they finish doing all the work,</b> <b> is what really sells it.</b> <b>Because you can tell the difference</b> <b>between the bricks here</b> <b>and like the concrete pieces.</b> <b>And I think it's really interesting</b> <b>that that's kind of how they make</b> <b>these things</b> <b>that, you know, in the film,</b> <b>we're not going to notice that it's</b> <b>not really a piece of rock.</b> <b>Well, and all of these items have that</b> <b> kind of detail work.</b> <b>If you look closely, if you look at the</b> <b> packaging,</b> <b>there's a little label there.</b> <b>Mr.

Green Synthetic.</b> <b>GREEN was what the doctors were calling</b> <b>Hulk in the film during the research.</b> <b>And there's all kinds of, you know, very</b> <b>little details that you wouldn't maybe</b> <b>not see unless you're looking really</b> <b> close up.</b> <b>Same thing on the soda bottle.</b> <b>It's got nutrition facts on it, just beaut</b> <b>A lot of times filmmakers will hide jokes</b> <b>the prop department on Star Trek is</b> <b>particularly infamous for that.</b> <b>If you look at the the details on a lot of</b> <b>you'll find everything from laundry</b> <b>lists to quotes from other films</b> <b>you name, you know.</b> <b>You know, for, you know, for instance,</b> <b>I know in one of the Star Trek shows that</b> <b>when there's, you know,</b> <b>bonsai industries</b> <b>and yo yo dying industries and all of</b> <b>that sort of stuff</b> <b>stuck into these things that people will</b> <b>never be able to read</b> <b>when they see it on screen.</b> <b>But if you go and see the set,</b> <b>you'll you'll get a good laugh out of</b> <b>that kind of stuff.</b> <b>Definitely a sense of humor</b> <b>going on and a sort of reverence to</b> <b>other films and other, you know,</b> <b>history of cinema in a way that people</b> <b>love, that kind of stuff.</b> <b>Absolutely.

Yeah.</b> <b>And so well, thank you for bringing all</b> <b> three of these in.</b> <b>You know, let's not let Chapo mix this</b> <b>with his blood because it</b> <b>sure in my blood,</b> <b>if he's a buffoon already, we don't need</b> <b>a giant buffoon.</b> <b>So anyway, let's get back to the movie her</b> <b>Nightmare Theatre.</b> <b>Can I take a pull off that?

No.</b> <b>Starman, having heard</b> <b>that the deadly germ</b> <b>seemed to have come originally</b> <b>from the Yamato Theater.</b> <b>And like Doctor Who,</b> <b>Kami suspecting that the strange</b> <b>dance troupe may be disguised,</b> <b>as Kulimonians, arrives</b> <b>to investigate.</b> <b>You agreed to give a show</b> <b>for me.</b> <b>It can begin.

Very well, sir.</b> <b>The troupe will perform</b> <b>a special dance just for you.</b> <b>A preview of tonight's show.</b> <b>Hello once again, top rope wrestling fans</b> <b>from all across the southeast.</b> <b>Before we return to the action, Prof.</b> <b>Walter week man-</b> <b>That's Weechin!</b> <b>Apologies to professor Weechin</b> <b>and I would like to remind you</b> <b>that your favorite top rope</b> <b>wrestling stars are also licensed plumbers</b> <b>Right.

You are, Chuck.</b> <b>From flooring to piping.</b> <b>We are here to meet your every nonunion</b> <b>construction need.</b> <b>Let's return to the action.</b> <b>We join our match already in progress.</b> <b>The action has spilled over to the</b> <b> arena floor.</b> <b>And right you are, Chuck.</b> <b>It looks like the capacity crowd is</b> <b>on its feet.</b> <b>Well, it looks to me like the</b> <b> crowd has left.</b> <b>Oh, we gave them all the slip.</b> <b>It looks like it date night in</b> <b> the first row.</b> <b>The balcony.

No, no, they're.</b> <b>Not quite there.</b> <b>He's gotten, he's got he he's</b> <b>running away again.</b> <b>He runs away left and right.</b> <b>Punch in the mouth</b> <b>for their troubles!</b> <b>He's cheating!</b> <b>This is not this is outright</b> <b> this is horrible.</b> <b>I will be.</b> <b>Back their heads together like a couple of</b> <b>cinnamon rolls made famous by their right.</b> <b>No, Howard.</b> <b>That is not a sanctioned move.</b> <b>I will be calling the commissioner.</b> <b>The star man is taking on and defeating al</b> <b>This is definitely a donnybrook.</b> <b>Pandemonium has broken loose.</b> <b>This is just one reason why top rope wrest</b> <b>is the pinnacle of athletic competition.</b> <b>Rightt you are, Chuck, but the man</b> <b> is cheating.</b> <b>Stand and fight, you coward.

He</b> <b>won't be still.</b> <b>Oh, with a flurry of punches and</b> <b>strikes, he's</b> <b>going through them</b> <b>like the professor here goes</b> <b>through a 12 pack of beer.</b> <b>I have never touched alcohol.</b> <b>My lips have never touched alcohol.</b> <b>My mom was a podiatrist.</b> <b>Oh.

Some unnoticeable the loop.</b> <b>What do you reckon my?</b> <b>What do you reckon is going on here.</b> <b>Oh, well, my goodness, folks.</b> <b>Well, you never know what you're going to</b> <b>on top rope wrestling.</b> <b>It's the absolute pinnacle of</b> <b>the sport's legend.</b> <b>Let's take a break and join the</b> <b> match later on maybe.</b> <b>Yes, we'll rejoin the match when</b> <b> this part is over.</b> <b>Call the commissioner, maybe.</b> <b>What kind of weapons</b> <b>are you developing?</b> <b>Wait a minute.

That's.</b> <b>Sir, you'd better speak.</b> <b>We know that you have a secret</b> <b>arsenal that you're working on.</b> <b>Secret weapons with</b> <b>which you plan to destroy as</b> <b>well, is it?</b> <b>Well, I know weapons.</b> <b>Well, make your speak.</b> <b>We have the means to do it</b> <b>now.

Over there, Doctor.</b> <b>Look over.</b> <b>There.</b> <b>Shivering</b> <b>and not let me die.</b> <b>I'll be a writer.</b> <b>Very nautical.</b> <b>Nautical,</b> <b>I'll tell you.</b> <b>Try not to be scared of me.</b> <b>I can't stand if I'm.</b> <b>Going by.

Nautical.</b> <b>You told me.</b> <b>You go</b> <b>let her speak</b> <b>or you'll see her killed.</b> <b>The rope holding.</b> <b>I shall be cut, making a drop</b> <b>into acid and bait.</b> <b>Almost die.</b> <b>Hey, uncle.

Hi.</b> <b>Hey, Lulu.</b> <b>Call dropping.</b> <b>In.

Does that make.</b> <b>Anything.</b> <b>Yeah, but I'm.</b> <b>Not so</b> <b>wonderfully.</b> <b>Weird.</b> <b>Save the Children</b> <b>and speak.</b> <b>Tell us what we want</b> <b>to know.

Me?</b> <b>Oh, you Star</b> <b>man has received the urgency</b> <b>and close to the rescue.</b> <b>You can do it.</b> <b>I'll fall in there, Die.</b> <b>I'll drive safely.</b> <b>It's Starman our friend!</b> <b>I received your message.</b> <b>Welcome back.</b> <b>Friends and neighbors to top rope</b> <b>wrestling.

Professor, Wheelchair and I</b> <b>It's Weechin...</b> <b>My apologies.</b> <b>Professor Weechin and I are glad that you'</b> <b>Indeed we are, Chuck.</b> <b>I am glad there were other witnesses to</b> <b> the disturbing behavior</b> <b>we have seen tonight.</b> <b>The Starman's behavior has been</b> <b>nothing short of criminal.</b> <b>I have calls and telegrams into</b> <b> the commissioner, Jack Tunny.</b> <b>That's great, folks.</b> <b>We now return to our tape delayed action,</b> <b>with a flurry of blows.</b> <b>The starman easily handles this</b> <b> crowd of miscreants.</b> <b>They should call him the sashay</b> <b>man instead of the star man.</b> <b>His ballet moves would make</b> <b>Baryshnikov green with envy.</b> <b>I haven't seen this much jumping around</b> <b>since my daughter's middle school</b> <b>class did West Side Story.</b> <b>Oh, my.

What's this?</b> <b>Oh, this is it.</b> <b>His Goose is cooked now!</b> <b>Apparently, he's getting what's going up.</b> <b>Don't look at him.</b> <b>Look at him.

Look.</b> <b>And this is why I've got to</b> <b> call the commissioner.</b> <b>He's not letting the legal man in</b> <b> the ring focus up.

Wait, somebody.</b> <b>Somebody has climbed up into the</b> <b>well.

It's one of the Salamander men</b> <b>Salamander man's evil friend</b> <b>He's pulling on a rope.</b> <b>What's he's got on the end of that rope?</b> <b>We'll wait to see here.</b> <b>Oh, my goodness.</b> <b>It's one of the star man's drunken friends</b> <b> is has climbed out there somehow, and</b> <b>he's finally found himself</b> <b>in a bit of a pickle.</b> <b>Oh, my, my, my, my.</b> <b>You know, this is exactly why I want to</b> <b>call the commissioner, because this man</b> <b>will focus on the ring,</b> <b>and there's all this extracurricular.</b> <b>Activity going on, kicking their butts.</b> <b>Oh, you're.</b> <b>You need to get your eyes</b> <b>checked</b> <b>Oh the rope broke!</b> <b>He's running away.</b> <b>He's finds any excuse to flee.</b> <b>No.

Luckily, he saved her.</b> <b>He saved her life.</b> <b>I'm calling the commissioner.</b> <b>You need to get your eyes checked.</b> <b>Professor Weenie.

That is week.</b> <b>Which my name is week.</b> <b>And how many times do I have to say it?</b> <b>My apologies.</b> <b>The Salamander men</b> <b>of Kulimon </b> <b>retreat into their watery</b> <b>element to be ready to fight.</b> <b>another day.</b> <b>Father, Starman saved us!</b> <b>Hello and welcome back to whatever</b> <b>we're watching tonight.</b> <b>I don't know if.</b> <b>You remember boss it's the movie about</b> <b>that guy who leaps around in Senior Space</b> <b>Boy or something like that.</b> <b>Oh, that's right.

It's invaders from space</b> <b>You know.</b> <b>I was thinking about that.</b> <b>You still seem pretty taken seem</b> <b> pretty impressed by that.</b> <b>I am.</b> <b>And I got to wondering about</b> <b>what's that guy got that?</b> <b>I think seriously.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>I mean, I know you said he had all</b> <b> that culture and dignity</b> <b>and whatnot.</b> <b>Well, there's a lot to that whatnot you</b> <b> just mentioned.</b> <b>But I also noticed he has that</b> <b> thingamajig on his wrist.</b> <b>There's a term for that.</b> <b>It's called the Globe Meter device.</b> <b>The Globe Meter device.

That's</b> <b> what I just said.</b> <b>The Globe Meter device that allows</b> <b> him to fly through space,</b> <b>detect radiation and speak any language</b> <b> known to man.</b> <b>Wait.

That device lets him do all of that?</b> <b>So none of this stuff is due to</b> <b> his innate abilities.</b> <b>It's all because he has that device.</b> <b>More or less.</b> <b>The people who built him knew what</b> <b>they were doing.</b> <b>Wait.</b> <b>People built this guy?</b> <b>Yeah.

He was built by the Peace Council</b> <b>of the planet.</b> <b>They used the strongest steel</b> <b>they could find.

Hold on a minute.</b> <b>This guy is some sort of robot guy.</b> <b>I mean,</b> <b>I guess you could say that he was built</b> <b> to save mankind.</b> <b>He was sent here to save us.</b> <b>That's a that's a pretty common</b> <b>theme, you know.</b> <b>So I have been comparing myself</b> <b>to some kind of factory made robot.</b> <b>All night, more or less.</b> <b>And you're coming out on the short</b> <b>end of that stick, my friend.

Well,</b> <b>I guess the takeaway here is that</b> <b> technology can make something</b> <b>great.</b> <b>Sure.

I guess.</b> <b>I guess you would support any device,</b> <b>gadgets, gizmos</b> <b>and or doodads that increase my abilities.</b> <b>Even science has its limitations.</b> <b>So if you're planning on some kind of</b> <b> attachment</b> <b>or whatever to make yourself better.</b> <b>I admit that I am beyond hope.</b> <b>I cannot be saved.</b> <b>But I got to thinking about that</b> <b> Globe Meter device.</b> <b>Remember when I was wondering what they</b> <b>would call me in</b> <b>Japan, Italy and France?</b> <b>No, I really don't.

Well, wonder no more,</b> <b>I never wondered at all.</b> <b>Not even for a minute.

Because.

Now, now.</b> <b>Oh, no, not again.</b> <b>Thanks to the sap o meter 2000, you can</b> <b> instantly translate</b> <b>any word in your mind into French, Japanes</b> <b>or what are what languages that they</b> <b> speak in Italy?</b> <b>That would be Italian.</b> <b>See, what I did is</b> <b>I took an old Easy-Bake and remove</b> <b> the operating system</b> <b>and replaced it with a Unix based system</b> <b>and a Raspberry Pi linked to a satellite</b> <b>in orbit over Sweden.</b> <b>My phone can already do that.</b> <b>You know, I started with an easy</b> <b>one already.</b> <b>I wrote down Cat and I slid it in</b> <b> here and out it came.</b> <b>You know what the Japanese</b> <b> word for cat is?

Boss is Naco.</b> <b>The French word is</b> <b>shat and the Italian word is gata</b> <b>a TRS 80 computer could do</b> <b>that 40 years ago.</b> <b>You want to wrap this up?</b> <b>This is the dumbest invention</b> <b>I've ever seen.

Completely useless.</b> <b>Now, let me try one with my name.</b> <b>Hold on a minute.</b> <b>It's a it's el Sapo</b> <b>Thank you.

Thank you.</b> <b>C I slide it in and all I do is I push it</b> <b>comes the word.</b> <b>Well, that doesn't seem right.</b> <b>Something must be lost in translation here</b> <b>Let me see that.</b> <b>The Japanese word for el Sapo is loser</b> <b>The French word is super loser</b> <b>the Italian word is super duper loser</b> <b>Maybe I need one of these things.</b> <b>Oh, no, no.

It's perfect as it is.</b> <b>No need to have a United Nations</b> <b> with you on the scene.</b> <b>The world can agree on something.</b> <b>You have united the world.

Sapo!</b> <b>Folks,</b> <b>Let's get back to Invaders from Space</b> <b>here on Nightmare Theatre</b> <b>The supreme headquarters</b> <b>of the Kulimonians</b> <b>Far beneath the sea.</b> <b>Tom is interfering with our man.</b> <b>But even he does</b> <b>not know of our base here.</b> <b>And there is no way</b> <b>that he can discover</b> <b>we are about to begin</b> <b>our final attack.</b> <b>I propose</b> <b>contacting our specialists</b> <b>and beginning the attack</b> <b>immediately.</b> <b>I can remember</b> <b>they are developing</b> <b>some weapons</b> <b>to be used against us.</b> <b>And so first we must locate</b> <b>their secret arsenal</b> <b>and they start and destroy.</b> <b>I agree.</b> <b>We will have very little</b> <b>opposition</b> <b>once the arsenal is destroyed.</b> <b>And then what?</b> <b>We take over their.</b> <b>I and I at this moment, deep</b> <b>within Earth's secret arsenal.</b> <b>Gentlemen,</b> <b>our time is running out.</b> <b>The cooler.</b> <b>Marines are ready.</b> <b>Soon they will</b> <b>launch their attack.</b> <b>They have an excellent chance</b> <b>to destroy us.</b> <b>Now.

Germ</b> <b>warfare has weakened our army.</b> <b>We are working on immunization.</b> <b>But you know the emergency</b> <b>munitions must be stopped.</b> <b>And for that, we need a weapon.</b> <b>Oh, it's me.

You.</b> <b>Would you?</b> <b>Oh.

What happened to hurt you,</b> <b>Richie?</b> <b>It happened in the laboratory.</b> <b>Some chemicals flared up,</b> <b>but the bones are not at all</b> <b>serious.</b> <b>Oh.

When your father tell him,</b> <b>you'd better come home.</b> <b>Go on.</b> <b>All right.</b> <b>We need to hurry.</b> <b>There.</b> <b>Oh, Father.</b> <b>Hello.</b> <b>Very good.</b> <b>What is it?

You in this room?</b> <b>The electricity</b> <b>is darker.</b> <b>We need a candle so we can see.</b> <b>It's probably.</b> <b>A fuze that's gone.</b> <b>Noriko,</b> <b>is your brother all right?</b> <b>Yes.

The</b> <b>nurse said this is not serious.</b> <b>He's all bandaged</b> <b>and he doesn't</b> <b>want us to visit him long.</b> <b>Oh, tell me, how is my son?</b> <b>You'll be completely</b> <b>well in a few days.</b> <b>Burns were only second degree</b> <b>burn.</b> <b>Burn.</b> <b>But burn.</b> <b>How do you feel?</b> <b>You itchy?</b> <b>A little weak, That's about all.</b> <b>I just need some rest.</b> <b>I'll be up</b> <b>and the in a couple of days.</b> <b>I'm glad to hear it.</b> <b>I was worried.</b> <b>After your brother</b> <b>returned to the hospital.</b> <b>I know how important</b> <b>your work is.</b> <b>Important to the whole world,</b> <b>to every human being.</b> <b>Any delay will help the cooler</b> <b>mornings return to work.</b> <b>I'm glad you suggested I go now.</b> <b>Not to go see that</b> <b>your brother is.</b> <b>I'm positive he's in good hands</b> <b>here.</b> <b>Oh, yes.</b> <b>Oh.

Good night.</b> <b>Good night.</b> <b>I stopped by early</b> <b>in the morning.</b> <b>I don't stay up late.</b> <b>I want the night.</b> <b>Father, be careful.

Don't worry.</b> <b>Good night.</b> <b>I'm sure the prince was hurt.</b> <b>You must lie down now.</b> <b>Why do you keep staring at?</b> <b>It was a trick.</b> <b>It wounded your father here</b> <b>and then follow him</b> <b>to the hospital.</b> <b>And like this location.</b> <b>ATTENTION</b> <b>TOP ROPE WRESTLING FANS!</b> <b>We have an important announcement</b> <b>regarding an event you don't want to miss.</b> <b>Right you are Chuck!</b> <b>Next Saturday from 3:30 to 4:15 p.m.</b> <b>Your favorite top rope wrestling stars</b> <b>are going to be at Lyon Brothers Motors</b> <b>just off the beltline folks, in Gizzard Co</b> <b>Tennessee!</b> <b>Yes, they will.</b> <b>I, Chuck Hardman, will be in attendance!</b> <b>And so will my colleague</b> <b>Professor Walter Weekend</b> <b>It's Weechin!</b> <b>My apologies if you need the wheels.</b> <b>The Lion Brothers has a deal.</b> <b>Home of the no money down.</b> <b>Once you turn the key it's yours out the d</b> <b>come out for the top rope stars</b> <b>and stay for the great deals on cars.</b> <b>Yugos and Mercury Sables</b> <b>must be sold</b> <b>Free balloons for the kids!</b> <b>Great deal for the adults.</b> <b>Come on out</b> <b>and meet all your favorite top rope stars!</b> <b>Big Jake Wilson,</b> <b>The Clutch Brothers from Saskatoon,</b> <b>The Pride of Tihauna, El Polo Rapido</b> <b>and the Plugger from parts unknown</b> <b>I Know What A Galaxy of Star</b> <b>the first three fans</b> <b>to show up will receive</b> <b>an autographed photo of yours truly.</b> <b>And Chuck,</b> <b>that right there is worth the drive.</b> <b>Stay tuned for more chances to meet</b> <b>your favorite top rope wrestling stars!</b> <b>We got the axle fixed on our van,</b> <b>so we will be doing a lot more of events</b> <b>all across the southeast.</b> <b>At least events</b> <b>within 15 miles of our studio...</b> <b>So come on out to Lyon</b> <b>Brothers Motors next Saturday.</b> <b>Real, real</b> <b>nice.</b> <b>Do we have a bed or.</b> <b>Noriko, what are you doing out</b> <b>at this hour?</b> <b>There's.</b> <b>There's a monster out there.</b> <b>They came into our house.</b> <b>One of them followed Father</b> <b>and the other.</b> <b>That's the one out there.</b> <b>We quickly found the police</b> <b>and also defense headquarters.</b> <b>Emergency.</b> <b>Emergency.

Emergency.</b> <b>Oh, it's granted.</b> <b>I don't hear a thing.</b> <b>Emergency.

Emergency.

Emergency.</b> <b>Emergency.</b> <b>Why don't you hide?</b> <b>It's scary.</b> <b>Right?</b> <b>Yeah,</b> <b>that's o o.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>That's</b> <b>more or</b> <b>no or no.</b> <b>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,</b> <b>ooh ooh.</b> <b>Woo woo Woo hoo hoo hoo</b> <b>ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh</b> <b>ooh ooh ooh</b> <b>ooh ooh.</b> <b>Right, ooh,</b> <b>ooh, ooh, ooh.</b> <b>Dad.

I thought we were</b> <b>indestructible.</b> <b>But we're not.</b> <b>The earthlings</b> <b>already must have.</b> <b>Discovered a secret weapon.</b> <b>We will have to hurry.</b> <b>Is there any report</b> <b>about Dr. Fukami?</b> <b>Our agents are following him.</b> <b>Hello and welcome back.</b> <b>Like I said,</b> <b>this is the worst film we've ever shown,</b> <b>but it's not quite the best either.</b> <b>I can see why lots of children loved it.</b> <b>You know what.

This movie reminds me.

Of?</b> <b>No, I don't.</b> <b>For most people that probably remind them</b> <b>of their childhood.</b> <b>Well, they were probably watching</b> <b>a lot of hero shows as kids.</b> <b>Or maybe maybe it reminds them</b> <b>of some older people in their time</b> <b>in the service overseas where movies like</b> <b>this were often non-Japanese.</b> <b>I was never in the service.</b> <b>But for you</b> <b>I imagine you will say something crazy</b> <b>like it reminds you of the time</b> <b>you were with the Jun Taylor dance.</b> <b>I block each</b> <b>and every one of those years out.</b> <b>Or maybe that time</b> <b>you got into a shoving match with Lauren</b> <b>Bacall over the last biscuit</b> <b>on the breakfast table.</b> <b>You know,</b> <b>she may have beat me over the head</b> <b>with a giant metal spoon,</b> <b>but I got the biscuit.</b> <b>Then that guy brought out a whole new pan.</b> <b>But I think my point was made,</b> <b>I guess.

But here's my memory.</b> <b>I was looking at the way.

Star, star, man.</b> <b>I was going to say the way</b> <b>starman fights those guys.</b> <b>It reminds me.</b> <b>You know what</b> <b>it reminds me of?

Of my wrestling days.</b> <b>Oh, wow.</b> <b>Now you're talking professional.</b> <b>Wrestling is great.</b> <b>It's the savage ballet of humor and skill.</b> <b>Some folks call it a soap opera for men.</b> <b>Oh, I love the soap operas.</b> <b>Hey, did you see Young</b> <b>and the Restless today?</b> <b>Did you see what, Victor?</b> <b>No, no, no, no,</b> <b>no.

Don't say another word.</b> <b>I taped it.</b> <b>I'm going to watch it later.</b> <b>You said wrestling was humor and skill.</b> <b>You know,</b> <b>I didn't see any humor when I was in it.</b> <b>I didn't see you show any skill</b> <b>when you were in an either.</b> <b>But I saw lots of humor</b> <b>in your wrestling career.</b> <b>I didn't see.

Oh, I sure did.</b> <b>That time you got tossed out of the ring</b> <b>by Howard Finkel is still right up there</b> <b>with the funniest things I've ever seen.</b> <b>I remember that night I landed, right.</b> <b>And Lorne Michaels lap.

And you know what?</b> <b>He remembered me from the great biscuit</b> <b>incident and.</b> <b>Oh, goodness me.

Did she get her revenge?</b> <b>Yeah, that was definitely a fun night.</b> <b>But I tell you all,</b> <b>some of the most populous</b> <b>wrestling in America is is huge in Japan.</b> <b>That's where this movie is</b> <b>from, right?

Yes, indeed.</b> <b>Oh, man.</b> <b>Japan has produced some great wrestlers</b> <b>over the years to come to know Koo</b> <b>Jushin Liger.</b> <b>Oh, and Tiger Mask.

I love that guy.</b> <b>Then there was Ultimo Dragon.

Yeah, yeah,</b> <b>yeah, yeah.</b> <b>I could have been as big as each</b> <b>and every one of those guys,</b> <b>except the promoters didn't like me</b> <b>and never gave me the push.</b> <b>Can't say is I blame them.

Yes.</b> <b>There have been some great</b> <b>Japanese wrestlers over the years.</b> <b>Oh Lord.</b> <b>He almost forgot the great Suzuki</b> <b>and Antonio Inoki.</b> <b>He did a match with boxer Muhammad Ali.</b> <b>You know, George Foreman punched.

Me</b> <b>once that year.</b> <b>I spent in a hospital bed.</b> <b>Recovering was a long one, but I got</b> <b>better once they put my jaw back together.</b> <b>But my favorite was always Giant Baba.</b> <b>He owes me $8.</b> <b>Well, you won't collect it</b> <b>because he passed away.

Yeah.</b> <b>Japan has produced some amazing wrestlers.</b> <b>Great memory.</b> <b>So all the haters to me.

Hey, hey.</b> <b>Remember that time</b> <b>me, you and Mittens won those front row</b> <b>tickets to that house show in 1974?</b> <b>Yeah.

Yeah, we were on the front row.</b> <b>Harley Race</b> <b>asked if anyone wanted to step up</b> <b>and defend the town against a real man.</b> <b>That was the weirdest night of my life.</b> <b>Harley Race asked for a volunteer.</b> <b>And then the weirdest.</b> <b>The weirdest, strangest thing happened.</b> <b>Yeah.

Yeah, that was weird.</b> <b>You you guys.</b> <b>I recall you.

Guys were sitting on either</b> <b>side of me.</b> <b>Harley, ask for a volunteer, and then.</b> <b>I swear to God, it felt like strong hands</b> <b>grab me on both sides</b> <b>and threw me clear into the ring.</b> <b>That's weird.</b> <b>And when I look back.</b> <b>When I look back, the lady behind</b> <b>you must have said something funny.</b> <b>Some kind of funny joke, because you guys</b> <b>were laughing hysterically.</b> <b>Yeah, we were.</b> <b>The whole place was laughing.</b> <b>See?

Humor and skill.</b> <b>Harley race wasn't laughing.</b> <b>No, no, he wasn't.</b> <b>But he put on a graduate level course</b> <b>and butt kicked him that night.</b> <b>That man.

Would you like a rented mule?</b> <b>Like a redheaded stepchild</b> <b>on a rented mule?</b> <b>Oh, man, I love wrestling, folks.</b> <b>If you want to know more</b> <b>about Japanese wrestling,</b> <b>visit the cool as hell</b> <b>section of your local library.</b> <b>Let's get back to some more of tonight's</b> <b>movie.</b> <b>Man, you are not going to believe</b> <b>what Victor did today.</b> <b>See, he was walking down the hall.</b> <b>Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Start the film.

No.</b> <b>Dr.

Fukami is unaware</b> <b>that he is leading the </b> <b>Kulimonian agents</b> <b>toward the secret arsenal.</b> <b>This must be the place.</b> <b>The Earthlings defense arsenal.</b> <b>We will execute our prisoners</b> <b>and then report back</b> <b>to headquarters.</b> <b>Oh.

Take your hands off me.</b> <b>What are you doing?

Let me go.</b> <b>Oh, you Earthlings.</b> <b>Afterwards, you haven't.</b> <b>Seems to realize</b> <b>you cannot stop us.</b> <b>Within the next few hours,</b> <b>we shall destroy all of you</b> <b>and take over the earth on our</b> <b>and your secret all over.</b> <b>That will be our first target.</b> <b>And then we shall raid</b> <b>death on all of you.

All.</b> <b>Ah, Dr, Fukami.</b> <b>We've got the results</b> <b>of the last serum, right?</b> <b>We've succeeded.</b> <b>The new poison was tested</b> <b>by marine biologists</b> <b>with interesting results.</b> <b>The poison we have developed</b> <b>tonight will kill</b> <b>not only marine animals,</b> <b>but all Kulimonians,</b> <b>I believe, made the discovery.</b> <b>Not too soon.</b> <b>That's right.</b> <b>Well, we must.</b> <b>Must produce it</b> <b>beginning tonight.</b> <b>The army is must be supplied.</b> <b>Gentlemen, let's begin</b> <b>immediately.</b> <b>Congratulate.</b> <b>Thank you.</b> <b>We must</b> <b>acquisition enough material.</b> <b>Oh, I've ordered it.</b> <b>However, one ingredient</b> <b>won't be here for a few days.</b> <b>I am 17.</b> <b>Wasn't even stocked up,</b> <b>but they've been making some.</b> <b>The police just telephoned.</b> <b>Your children just</b> <b>killed a Kulimonian</b> <b>with a chemical.</b> <b>The children are perfectly safe.</b> <b>The police have made certain,</b> <b>but the Kulimonian </b> <b>was destroyed by it.</b> <b>What was it?</b> <b>It was copper sulfate in liquid.</b> <b>Was it.</b> <b>Yourself?

Yes.</b> <b>And I must try it.</b> <b>Copper sulfate?</b> <b>We have the chemical in our</b> <b>warehouse already tonight.</b> <b>Good.</b> <b>We produce it</b> <b>to be used by the Army's guns.</b> <b>Excellent to get to work.</b> <b>Oh, oh, oh, oh.</b> <b>You will see what happens.</b> <b>This location has been</b> <b>discovered by the pool of water.</b> <b>They've learned it.</b> <b>The master.

They are waiting.</b> <b>Earlier tonight,</b> <b>I was taken prisoner.</b> <b>Then they put on</b> <b>disguises,</b> <b>pretending that I was hurt.</b> <b>They brought you</b> <b>to visit me tonight.</b> <b>When you returned to your letter</b> <b>to the Arsenal,</b> <b>they go over to.</b> <b>The colony</b> <b>and speak in that attack</b> <b>first, striking</b> <b>at the largest cities on earth.</b> <b>As the Kulimonians</b> <b>head for the secret arsenal,</b> <b>Starman flies to the defense.</b> <b>Prepare to destroy the arsenal.</b> <b>Starman!

Seize him!</b> <b>Is anyone in the control room listening?</b> <b>Can you patch me through?</b> <b>The Commissioner.

I have never seen</b> <b>what I.

What I'm seeing tonight.</b> <b>I have never seen something like this</b> <b>before.</b> <b>Greetings.

Wrestling fans.</b> <b>What a night of top rope wrestling action</b> <b>we've witnessed tonight, Professor</b> <b>Webelo.....</b> <b>That's Weechin!</b> <b>My apologies, Professor</b> <b>Weechin</b> <b>And I would like to remind you</b> <b>that tickets</b> <b>for top rope wrestling matches</b> <b>make great gifts for friends and family.</b> <b>That they do, Chuck.

That they do.</b> <b>So when you were filling out your holiday</b> <b>gift list, please remember</b> <b>top rope wrestling.</b> <b>And we're back.</b> <b>Remember,</b> <b>this is a falls count anywhere match.</b> <b>And the star man</b> <b>is certainly taking advantage of that fact</b> <b>by running away every chance you get.</b> <b>He caught a bus</b> <b>and rode it to the next town.</b> <b>I can no longer recall who the legal man</b> <b>in the ring is, Professor.</b> <b>The legal man will be the man</b> <b>who finally beats this caped loser.</b> <b>Folks, let's take a break and return.</b> <b>When something exciting actually happens,</b> <b>the match will continue in its entirety.</b> <b>Get me through</b> <b>to the commissioner, please.</b> <b>This was only one ship of</b> <b>the Kulimonian space fleet.</b> <b>Starman seeks out the enemy.</b> <b>Hello and welcome back.</b> <b>We hope</b> <b>you're enjoying invaders from space.</b> <b>I just realized something you never</b> <b>told me about the director or the cast.</b> <b>That's right.</b> <b>I didn't.

See since</b> <b>This was a film</b> <b>put together out of several other films.</b> <b>There were many directors.</b> <b>Well, there must have been some common</b> <b>thread that united all the movies</b> <b>together.</b> <b>Well, there was Ken Utsui played Starman</b> <b>and all of the movies.</b> <b>He he really became</b> <b>an icon of Japanese kids.</b> <b>And to be honest,</b> <b>kids all over the world for generations</b> <b>he appeared in over 100 Japanese movies.</b> <b>But I think it's safe to say</b> <b>he is most well known for this series.</b> <b>You know, he must have been very proud</b> <b>of these movies, boss.</b> <b>Well, paradoxically,</b> <b>he tried to play down his fame.</b> <b>Why would he do that?</b> <b>He thought the costume looks silly on him.</b> <b>I thought it looked great.</b> <b>Well, all I will say</b> <b>is this the filmmakers padded certain</b> <b>parts of this costume</b> <b>to appeal to female viewers.</b> <b>It's true.

He didn't like that.</b> <b>That's the last you'll hear from me</b> <b>on that matter.

You know, I.</b> <b>Think I would still look great in spandex.</b> <b>You would not?</b> <b>Folks Utsui</b> <b>might not have been proud of his work.</b> <b>And believe me,</b> <b>I know all about the shame that comes</b> <b>with taking a job</b> <b>that links you forever to a bad character.</b> <b>But the fact is, kids all over the world</b> <b>love supergiant</b> <b>and turned out in droves for his movies.</b> <b>Look, I know from time to time</b> <b>I find minor faults in films.</b> <b>It's true.</b> <b>And once in a while,</b> <b>I offer small critiques of the movie.</b> <b>You do, you do.</b> <b>But I really don't have</b> <b>a lot of bad things to say about this one.</b> <b>Sure, it's silly, but if it makes kids</b> <b>happy, it can't be that bad.</b> <b>Do you want me to look</b> <b>for more of these super giant movies?</b> <b>Absolutely not.</b> <b>No way, folks.</b> <b>Let's get back to the movie that features</b> <b>a costume that even the man in</b> <b>it hated invaders</b> <b>from space here on Nightmare Theater.</b> <b>The Salamander men</b> <b>return across space</b> <b>to the planet Kulimon,</b> <b>deep in the Moffit galaxy.</b> <b>Having lost a battle,</b> <b>they seek here a different</b> <b>and more deadly plan with</b> <b>which to conquer Earth,</b> <b>the richest planet</b> <b>in the universe.</b> <b>The weapon the Earthlings</b> <b>have discovered by accident</b> <b>has been duplicated</b> <b>and tested in our laboratory</b> <b>and found to be effective.</b> <b>It would destroy us.</b> <b>Therefore,</b> <b>we must do something</b> <b>to stop them</b> <b>before they are able</b> <b>to mass produce it.</b> <b>If we are to conquer them,</b> <b>we must move quickly.</b> <b>First of all,</b> <b>we must be absolutely certain</b> <b>that Starman is destroyed.</b> <b>I have an idea.</b> <b>The solution is to change</b> <b>the orbit of the earth.</b> <b>But can we produce enough energy</b> <b>to do that?</b> <b>We can then do.</b> <b>Our greatest scientist</b> <b>has made another discovery.</b> <b>You can change the orbit</b> <b>of any planet.</b> <b>This will help us accomplish</b> <b>our purpose.</b> <b>Let us summon him.</b> <b>To give us a demonstration.</b> <b>(Kulimonians chant)</b> <b>I respond to your summons.</b> <b>I shall change</b> <b>the Earth's orbit!</b> <b>Oh, gentlemen,</b> <b>it has happened five times</b> <b>in the last few hours.</b> <b>All work is being damaged.</b> <b>We cannot control</b> <b>Earth's rotation.</b> <b>If this continues,</b> <b>we will have to surrender.</b> <b>Impossible.</b> <b>Can you proceed using</b> <b>some kind of artificial gravity?</b> <b>I can try.</b> <b>Unless I succeed,</b> <b>we shall all die.</b> <b>Let us do all we can.

Yes.</b> <b>Throughout the world,</b> <b>the highest government</b> <b>leaders argue over the best</b> <b>defense for it.</b> <b>Opinions are voiced</b> <b>not only by statesmen</b> <b>but by average citizens too.</b> <b>Everyone has ideas, but no one</b> <b>can say how to carry them out.</b> <b>Panic now fills the minds of.</b> <b>Everyone and fear of destruction</b> <b>is everywhere.</b> <b>Star man disguised</b> <b>as an earthling listens</b> <b>and wonders</b> <b>if there is anything he can do.</b> <b>He was sent from the Emerald</b> <b>Planet to save Earth.</b> <b>But what can one creature,</b> <b>no matter how clever and strong,</b> <b>do against the hordes</b> <b>of Salamander men,</b> <b>the legions of human ends</b> <b>now descending</b> <b>upon earth.</b> <b>Ha ha ha ha ha ha.</b> <b>That is</b> <b>how tests have been completed.</b> <b>Now we are prepared to attack,</b> <b>so I will offer my</b> <b>last warning to our.</b> <b>This is my final warning to you.</b> <b>Unless you immediately surrender</b> <b>to us, you shall be dead.</b> <b>We are surrender.</b> <b>And if you battle Mars</b> <b>immediately,</b> <b>we will stop</b> <b>the Earth's rotation.</b> <b>All of your homes</b> <b>everything you have been at</b> <b>will be destroyed.</b> <b>And you</b> <b>meant you also will perish.

I</b> <b>go to be Professor.</b> <b>How long will it take</b> <b>to complete your weapon?</b> <b>I'm sorry, sir,</b> <b>but I'm unable to say</b> <b>the gravity lost</b> <b>has been delaying</b> <b>telling me how long it may take.</b> <b>Days.</b> <b>I'm Afraid we must surrender</b> <b>or be killed by them.</b> <b>I must agree with the doctor.</b> <b>I'm ready</b> <b>to destroy all of our chemicals</b> <b>and bow to them and be killed.</b> <b>You know that</b> <b>they are going to loss anyway.</b> <b>You have no basis for saying</b> <b>that there must be room</b> <b>for negotiation.</b> <b>I suggest we try it</b> <b>all.

Negotiate.

You will gain.</b> <b>Nothing will stand firm.</b> <b>And further I feel that.</b> <b>Gentlemen, you need not worry.</b> <b>You wonder who I am.</b> <b>Star man is the name.</b> <b>I now promise</b> <b>to save your planet Earth.</b> <b>I shall try to destroy</b> <b>all of it.</b> <b>All about humans.</b> <b>Wish me.

Luck.</b> <b>I go to hell.</b> <b>Are you sure you can help us?</b> <b>Thank you.</b> <b>You're our only hope.</b> <b>Good luck.</b> <b>star man approaching</b> <b>me bullishly thinks</b> <b>he can save us from our attack,</b> <b>but he's mistaken.</b> <b>They send quickly to our base.</b> <b>This spaceship has come.</b> <b>Let us get aboard.</b> <b>I.

Uh,</b> <b>welcome to our ship.</b> <b>Now, I will say,</b> <b>but I'll give you a chance</b> <b>to go back to the planet</b> <b>you're from.</b> <b>I, uh.</b> <b>But, uh, so shall be alive</b> <b>when they are destroyed.</b> <b>We shall take it.</b> <b>I'm willing to show you</b> <b>my strength.</b> <b>Did you.</b> <b>Did you try him at home?</b> <b>We'll call him on his car</b> <b>phone.

Try him there.</b> <b>I got to get a hold of the.</b> <b>Commissioner and then the action</b> <b>is resumed here on top.</b> <b>Yes, it has.</b> <b>And once again, the star man is handling</b> <b>the salamander man and his friends.</b> <b>It looks.

Exactly.</b> <b>They're not even.

There.</b> <b>It just looks like a square dance</b> <b>to me.</b> <b>He he looks like he's just do-si-doing</b> <b>and sashaying around and doing the Texas</b> <b>two step of anything he does.</b> <b>It's an effort to get away.</b> <b>But it doesn't look like they're putting</b> <b>forth any effort to try and stop him.</b> <b>Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Not working.</b> <b>Resorted to crashing cars on a spaceship</b> <b>in Coleman's car.</b> <b>Phone.

Call him on his car.

Phone.</b> <b>Try him.

There.</b> <b>We got it.</b> <b>I'm sorry.

I just get back to it.

I'm</b> <b>trying to get a hold of Commissioner Snow.</b> <b>And once again,</b> <b>now we're back to the one on one action</b> <b>here, star man versus a salamander, man.</b> <b>This is the match we paid to see.</b> <b>This is the match we paid to see.</b> <b>All right, now,</b> <b>it would be nice if the star man</b> <b>would just focus on one man.</b> <b>Why can't he just focus on his legal man</b> <b>in the ring?</b> <b>Because the salamander man keeps</b> <b>bringing in these outsiders.</b> <b>That's not how I see it.</b> <b>That is not how I see it at all.</b> <b>And I think the commissioner is going</b> <b>to he's going to see it my way, Chuck.</b> <b>I think I think when this is all said</b> <b>and done, when the legal</b> <b>when the legal proceedings are done,</b> <b>the commission is going to rule</b> <b>in my favor</b> <b>Well, it seems to be a moot point</b> <b>because it seems as though</b> <b>the salamander man can not handle star man</b> <b>No, no, no, no, no, no.</b> <b>No, no, no, no, no, no, no.</b> <b>That man, if he would just be still</b> <b>and all you gotta do is be still and focus</b> <b>on the opponent, right?

Right.

Now.</b> <b>Now they're this out.

Now this is it.</b> <b>He's about to get his.</b> <b>I can see this coming.</b> <b>I can see he is about to get his folks.</b> <b>Just,</b> <b>you know, if you got something to do,</b> <b>do it now</b> <b>because this match is about to be over.</b> <b>Oh.

Well, I think once again,</b> <b>yes, it appears that the star man</b> <b>has gotten the upper hand.</b> <b>Oh, I. Believe.</b> <b>You know, I believe somebody's</b> <b>been padding that star man costume.</b> <b>From the looks of things, I.</b> <b>Wouldn't be the least bit surprised.</b> <b>Oh, all right.</b> <b>You know the Salamander, man,</b> <b>he doesn't need any padding.

He.</b> <b>He is all Salamander,</b> <b>but he hasn't done anything.</b> <b>That's a complete padding.

Complete.</b> <b>My goodness.</b> <b>Oh, and he's got him in the.</b> <b>Arm like, oh, that is not, is not.</b> <b>I think.

You.

Should try.</b> <b>Try, try his mama's house.</b> <b>Maybe, maybe he's over there to try.</b> <b>What have they done?

Oh, my goodness.</b> <b>Oh, as I</b> <b>said, folks, this is a falls count</b> <b>anywhere match.</b> <b>Maybe they can happen in space.</b> <b>That's what.</b> <b>The star on the bottom of the sea.</b> <b>Or even line at the DMV.</b> <b>We will be with you until this match ends.</b> <b>Or TV time remaining,</b> <b>whichever comes first.</b> <b>Did you get them yet?</b> <b>Did you get him?</b> <b>Did you get a.</b> <b>Back and forth action here in the clouds.</b> <b>And something is going to happen</b> <b>eventually?</b> <b>I mean I mean,</b> <b>the star man is probably going to he's</b> <b>racking up a lot of frequent flier miles</b> <b>when they get away.</b> <b>Oh, here they go.

Here we go.</b> <b>This could be it.

Wait, did you get them?</b> <b>Did you get them yet?

No.</b> <b>They're going back and forth here</b> <b>on the clouds, apparently.</b> <b>And wait, hold on.</b> <b>Well, made appearance.

No, wait.</b> <b>They're still look like</b> <b>they're practicing their tango moves.</b> <b>Wait.</b> <b>Call him at his dad's house...</b> <b>Maybe because I got to get a.

Job.

Now.</b> <b>Hey, hey, you.</b> <b>You get off of my cloud kick.</b> <b>Wait, wait.

Now, now, now, now, now.</b> <b>This could be it.</b> <b>This could be it.</b> <b>Folks, I think I have the commissioner</b> <b>on the line now.</b> <b>Who's running away?

Oh,</b> <b>no, he's not running away.

It's.</b> <b>Oh, wait, now</b> <b>they're at the bottom of the one or no.</b> <b>This is where the salamander man</b> <b>really shines.</b> <b>And our underwater cameras</b> <b>are there to cover the action.</b> <b>All right, here it comes.</b> <b>Here it comes.

Wait, wait.</b> <b>Wait.

No.

Is he ready?

Is he ready?</b> <b>What is he.

Doing?</b> <b>Oh, I'm not sure.

I'm trying.</b> <b>I think I've got the commissioner</b> <b>on the line now.</b> <b>I think I've got him.</b> <b>I think you're a watery friend.</b> <b>Doesn't seem</b> <b>to be having much luck down there.</b> <b>Well, he's not going to need luck</b> <b>once the commissioner sees this.</b> <b>Take whatever action is going to happen.</b> <b>Whatever decision happens</b> <b>will be reversed.</b> <b>Because the commissioner.</b> <b>Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.

Sigh.</b> <b>Did you try his girlfriend?</b> <b>Did you try his wife?</b> <b>Don't call</b> <b>both the wife and the girlfriend.</b> <b>Whatever you do, don't call both of them.</b> <b>Or if you do, you know.</b> <b>Oh, that's how you end</b> <b>a match!</b> <b>with a big explosion</b> <b>at the sky full of smoke.</b> <b>And the Starman emerges as the victor.</b> <b>Well, don't tell him it was me</b> <b>if you call it girlfriend.

Goodness.</b> <b>Well, the old</b> <b>clock on the wall</b> <b>says that's all for this week.</b> <b>If anything happens</b> <b>now that TV time has ended,</b> <b>Professor, reach around...</b> <b>That's Weechin!</b> <b>My apologies.

We will cover it next week.</b> <b>So from everyone at top rope wrestling,</b> <b>have a good week</b> <b>and stay tuned for our Carter Country</b> <b>Christmas here on most of these stations.</b> <b>Good night, Chuck.</b> <b>And good night.</b> <b>Professor Oedipus complex</b> <b>Look, I didn't tell you to call both the</b> <b>girlfriend and the wife at the same time.</b> <b>My God, you're going to get me fired.</b> <b>The gun is ready for use.</b> <b>And as of today, we have</b> <b>sufficient stock on hand.</b> <b>This is the way it is</b> <b>to be held.</b> <b>It will fire for 30 seconds.</b> <b>Emergency!

Emergency!</b> <b>Kulimonians are reported</b> <b>in the metro area.</b> <b>Emergency.</b> <b>Emergency.</b> <b>Due to the strength of Starman,</b> <b>and the effective secret</b> <b>weapons, the Kulkmonian</b> <b>invasion of Earth has ended,</b> <b>and the salamander men</b> <b>have been destroyed.</b> <b>I see Starman!</b> <b>Oh, let me see!</b> <b>Up there!

Way up there!</b> <b>Bye!

Good bye!</b> <b>And so the man of steel</b> <b>from the Emerald Planet</b> <b>has successfully carried out</b> <b>his mission.</b> <b>He begins his 2 billion</b> <b>mile journey home,</b> <b>speeded on his way by</b> <b>the farewells of the</b> <b>grateful people of Earth.</b> <b>Hello and welcome back.</b> <b>So after what seemed like about 348</b> <b>hours of the worst fight scenes of people</b> <b>jumping around ever filmed dozens</b> <b>of horribly silly costumes and confusing</b> <b>storylines, the movie is over.</b> <b>The star man, waved goodbye left Earth</b> <b>and is heading back to his emerald planet.</b> <b>Until the next time the Earth is in peril.</b> <b>Did the Starman ever come back to Earth?</b> <b>Yeah, he did.

In various other movies.</b> <b>There are nine super giant movies.</b> <b>The movies were converted into four movies</b> <b>for American audiences.</b> <b>And if I were you, I'd make it my business</b> <b>to make sure you never inflict another one</b> <b>upon us.</b> <b>I think it would be great</b> <b>if we just let him go back</b> <b>to that planet of his</b> <b>and never speak of them again.</b> <b>Didn't he say it was like 2 million miles</b> <b>to his planet or something like that?</b> <b>And that is that's a long way, right?</b> <b>Yeah,</b> <b>but he travels at the speed of light.</b> <b>Oh, I bet you that is pretty fast.

Yeah,</b> <b>it is.</b> <b>It would only take him about 10 seconds</b> <b>to go.</b> <b>2 million miles at that speed.</b> <b>And he won't even have a hair out of place</b> <b>when he gets home, I bet.</b> <b>He's definitely a suave guy.</b> <b>I bet he uses some top quality</b> <b>hair products.</b> <b>I wish I could travel that fast, you know?</b> <b>I wonder, you know, if I</b> <b>if I had, like, the wind at my back</b> <b>and it was a downhill course,</b> <b>I wonder how fast I could run.</b> <b>You know what I wonder?</b> <b>What's that?

Well, you tell me.</b> <b>I wonder what you have on deck for us</b> <b>for next week.

El Sapo?</b> <b>We have this boss.</b> <b>In the backwoods of the Everglades.</b> <b>The boy has had only the storekeeper</b> <b>as woman to talk about.</b> <b>You won't stop and tell.</b> <b>I sure do, honey.</b> <b>You know, I take care of women like you.</b> <b>And out of the swamps, depths again.</b> <b>Up here, horrifying, mysterious creatures</b> <b>bursting for lovers, blood.</b> <b>What are these.</b> <b>Giant mutations whose attack on peoples</b> <b>and the whole countryside.</b> <b>On an endless search.</b> <b>Whatever killed</b> <b>Those people are still in that lake.</b> <b>And it's going to take more than dynamite</b> <b>to get it out.</b> <b>And then brings them back to life</b> <b>to gratify their distorted.</b> <b>Desires.</b> <b>(screeming)</b> <b>You'll never move as fast as the star man.</b> <b>But do you think you can outrun Mittens</b> <b>and I?</b> <b>Because we're about to find out, folks.</b> <b>Mittens and I are about to beat Sapo</b> <b>from pillar to post.</b> <b>So until next time.</b> <b>May all your dreams be nightmares.</b> <b>You better get a head start going.</b> <b>I'm just telling you right now.</b> <b>Good evening,</b> <b>wrestling fans across our great nation.</b> <b>My name is Jackson P Tunny.</b> <b>But you can call me Jack.</b> <b>I am the duly deputized commissioner</b> <b>of top rope wrestling, which, as you know,</b> <b>is the premier wrestling organization</b> <b>in the Southeast.</b> <b>My office has received dozens of calls</b> <b>from Professor Walter Weakling</b> <b>What?</b> <b>Oh, my apologies.</b> <b>Apparently, the man is named</b> <b>Professor Walter Weechin</b> <b>He has repeatedly asked me to evaluate</b> <b>and scrutinize</b> <b>tonight's non-title</b> <b>match between star man and Salamander man.</b> <b>He believes there have been multiple</b> <b>and repeated</b> <b>incidents of non sanction</b> <b>illegal behavior on the part of Starman</b> <b>I and a team of wrestling authorities</b> <b>have viewed the match up to this point</b> <b>and we can find no reason to intervene.</b> <b>We find no wrongdoing or rule breaking.</b> <b>No illegal moves, our holds, and no issues</b> <b>that would disqualify either athlete.</b> <b>As the commissioner,</b> <b>I find no reason to intercede.</b> <b>This matter is closed.</b> <b>What?</b> <b>He's calling again?</b> <b>Oh...</b> <b>That's it Wheatgreen!</b> <b>Or whatever your name is.</b> <b>Next Saturday night, the National Guard</b> <b>Armory and Scabies County, Tennessee.</b> <b>I loser leaves town match.</b> <b>I will pin you one, two,</b> <b>three to the</b> <b>for the floor of the mat in the middle of</b> <b>And then you you curly headed geek!</b> <b>Argh......</b>