
Lights, Camera, Inaction
5/1/2026 | 27m 28sVideo has Closed Captions
Tony is iced by the Minister; UNESCO probes the Reef as Scott launches NBA TikTok.
Tony is frozen out by the Minister when he's reluctant to announce a new project. The NBA comes under scrutiny by UNESCO over the Great Barrier Reef's status. Scott starts an NBA TikTok account.
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Lights, Camera, Inaction
5/1/2026 | 27m 28sVideo has Closed Captions
Tony is frozen out by the Minister when he's reluctant to announce a new project. The NBA comes under scrutiny by UNESCO over the Great Barrier Reef's status. Scott starts an NBA TikTok account.
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Tony, it's early days.
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The launch?
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Absolutely.
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'Cause this is the sort of thing that really... -No, no, in terms of the due diligence we normally do in the... -Oh, yeah, of course.
-Yeah.
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-Yep.
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-Heh!
-It's a funny movie.
-Chris.
-Anyway.
Exciting times.
-How's it going?
-Good.
You?
-A lot on.
Now, why did I write "romesco"?
-That's a sauce.
-Is it?
-Not "UNESCO"?
-Oh, that's it!
Bloody spell correct.
They've sent us some sort of report.
Have you got a copy there?
-Oh.
Um... "An Interim Declaration on the Great Barrier Reef."
-You read it?
-Didn't have to.
PM threw a copy at me.
-So it's not great?
-Can you have a look?
-It's not really our area, Jim.
-What if we bring in Rhonda?
-It's not really her area either.
-Ash?
-Not mine.
-Between the three of you... I've just got a meeting I have to knock off.
Uh, who's August?
-Is it a meeting in August?
-No.
I've added a thumbs-down emoji.
-AUKUS.
-Oh!
That's it.
This new spell correct.
Never update your phone.
♪♪♪ -I don't know who you're talking about.
-Linda.
Diversity and inclusion.
-Oh, Linda.
-Why does she want to see me?
-There's been an issue.
-I thought you said a concern.
-Could be both.
-Who's it about?
-Them.
-What's the issue?
-It's actually a complaint.
-Can you set up a meeting?
-I'll set up a meeting.
-And what are they doing?
-It's for our TikTok account.
-And why are we starting a TikTok account?
-We're hoping it might attract people to come and work here.
-I thought that's what we got the table-tennis table for.
-Yeah.
-You wanted a word?
-Oh, yeah.
This film studio thing.
-Hollywood Down Under?
-Is it true that Ryan Reynolds might be coming out?
-Katie.
-Well done, mate.
You're in his good books.
-We recommended location incentives, not a huge studio complex.
-But you didn't rule it out.
-Didn't have a chance.
I don't know where this latest version came from.
It needs a ton of work.
-You said tweaks.
-He said tweaks.
He's been chucking in all these sweeteners -- tax breaks, producer offsets, access to public lands.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's not get lost in the weeds.
-Isn't that our job?
-I reckon we stick to tweaks.
-What happens when the Aussie dollar goes through the roof?
These overseas studios just walk away.
-Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.
-Who said anything about good?
-The only failure is in not trying.
-Did you just get a desk calendar?
-It came with the update.
You get a quote a day.
-"A journey of a thousand miles starts..." -I need to speak to him.
Katie!
Can you see if the minister's free for a meeting?
Tell him it's about the film studios.
-Oh.
Sure.
-Just try not to rain on his parade.
He needs a big announcement.
-The last big announcement cost us a half a billion dollars.
-The bloody pandemic ended!
It was just bad luck.
-We've got to get this thing right.
-It's early days.
-He's talking about a launch.
-The minister can do first thing tomorrow.
-Ooh, that was quick.
-Whoo-hoo!
-What are you doing?
-Generating content.
-You want to give us a fist bump?
-No.
-We'll cut it there.
-"Unless the Australian government takes immediate action, the World Heritage Committee will have no choice but to declare the Great Barrier Reef as 'in danger.'"
-Who do these people think they are, sticking their nose in other countries' business?
-I think that's how the UN works.
-Sitting in their ivory tower in New York.
-UNESCO's in Paris.
-So how does this reef-grading thing work?
-Well, right now, it's ranked as "vulnerable," and the next level is "in danger."
-And then?
-I suspect Greta Thunberg shows up.
-[ Laughs ] -Alright.
We need something to get them off our backs.
-Okay.
What have we done in the past?
-It's never-ending.
Thrown money around, lobbied, called in favors, threatened some of the weaker delegates.
You're not writing this down.
-I am.
-I meant, what have we done in terms of protecting the reef?
-Who knows?
But whatever it was, apparently, not enough.
-Great.
And put the milk down.
Make sure we can see the cup.
Looking good.
And action.
-Ah!
I needed that.
-Cut!
Let me just check that back.
-Is this for our TikTok?
-Mm-hm.
-#adayinthelife.
People love it.
-Courtney making a cup of tea?
-Yeah.
Once we speed it up and add some music -- mmm.
-It'll still be Courtney making a cup of tea.
-Actually, can I grab some stuff with you later?
-Bit busy today.
-Where are you going?
I'm gonna follow along.
Keep walking.
Where are we going, Courtney?
-The toilet.
-We'll cut it there.
-Sorry, Linda.
Let me get this straight.
-There's a problem with that photo?
-More a concern.
-Or issue.
-Exactly.
Brian's assisting me with this audit.
-An audit?
Yeah.
Um, so...has there been an actual complaint?
-Not as yet.
-So... -But the potential's there.
It's important we stay ahead of the curve.
-Then what is the potential issue?
-Or concern.
-Not obvious?
-Uh, group of people with a common goal.
-And all men.
-Men's rowing eight.
-Is that the right message?
-"Teamwork"?
-A group of white entitled upper-middle-class males.
-None taken.
-Tony, you're the CEO.
What's on your wall reflects the tone and ethos of our entire organization.
-Alright.
What do you want done?
-There's several options.
You could relocate the offending artwork... -It hasn't offended yet, but... -...to a private space, such as your home.
-Oh.
I could put them with my old Big M calendars.
-[ Laughs ] -Go on.
-You could retain the work in situ but with an explanatory plaque.
-A plaque?
-Noting its patriarchal and exclusionary underpinnings.
-Or?
-Brian could help you replace it with something more suitable.
-Done.
-In situations such as this... -Totally agree, Linda.
It'll be gone by this afternoon.
Thanks for dropping by.
-I think it's important we have the conversation.
-It felt like a lecture, but we've had it.
-"Beer-battered."
What in God's name could that be?
-Could it have been "Big Battery"?
-Oh!
You're good at this.
-Shall we keep going?
-Now it's writing "Bill bartending."
Uh, sorry.
Keep going.
-So, restoration projects.
Water-quality-monitoring upgrades.
Increased funding for the Marine Park Authority.
A new eco-research institute.
-These are fantastic!
-First-rate.
-Let's do 'em all!
-Nope.
These are proposals we submitted to UNESCO last time.
-So, what are they complaining about?
-The reef hasn't improved.
-Oh!
Talk about ingratitude.
Where's the "Merci beaucoup"?
-Is there any chance we could do a redraft and resubmit that thing?
-I think they'd notice.
-I didn't.
-Me neither.
What about an updated version... -No.
-...with a foreword from Bindi Irwin?
We should invite her to the launch.
-What launch?
-Seriously, I don't know what more we can do.
-Fix the reef?
-Oh!
It's never-ending with these people.
-Maybe we need fresh ideas.
-Should we loop the environment minister in on this?
-No, I wouldn't have thought so.
-No, not really their strength.
-No.
Could we discredit this mob?
-What?
-Punch back.
-At UNESCO?
-Well, we're yet to hear a decent suggestion from you.
-I was thinking we should maybe have a chat with them.
-Take 'em on, get in their faces.
-No.
Find out what they want.
-Sure.
Then give it to 'em.
[ Phone chimes ] Oop!
What's "Qantas 930"?
-"Watch 'Q+A' at 9:30."
-Oh!
I bet you're good at Wordle.
-Hollywood stars have been making their way Down Under... -...for a new slice of the Aussiewood pie.
-With confirmation of plans to build a movie studio... -The vision that has been put forward is one that is exciting.
-It helps generate jobs.
-Protects Australian talent.
-It's putting us on the world cultural map.
-...could soon be rolling out the red carpet for some big-budget blockbusters.
-The prime minister just retweeted it.
-It's a team effort.
-#Aussiewood.
-That was mine.
-We'll give it a bump on our socials.
-You'll be on that red carpet too, Tony.
-When you say red carpet... -The launch.
-I thought it was still early days.
-It is.
-But the submission's going to cabinet?
-Oh, that's not till... -Friday.
-Days away.
-I was wondering, before that happens, whether we could go over a few specific details.
-So you've had a look?
-I have, Minister.
-Excellent.
It's this sort of initiative and the NBA, that is the sort of... "CoPro" we're chasing.
[ Both laugh ] -It's just that there -- there were a few issues.
-Issues?
-Not issues.
Um... -Concerns?
-Questions.
About our exposure to potential risk.
-And careful how you google "Aussiewood."
-The...The response we've been getting has been overwhelmingly positive.
-Very positive, but as we've pointed out before, you are gifting a vast area of public land.
-Leasing.
-99 years.
-Still leasing.
-And offering subsidies.
-Rebates.
-Along with significant tax breaks.
-Offsets.
-And all those sweeteners.
-Incentives.
-Okay!
So the point is... -You want to make some tweaks.
-Uh, the point is, I think we should stop.
Uh, uh...take the time to, um... -Tweak?
-Uh, get this right.
-Doesn't sound like a tweak.
You know what?
Let's set up a meeting.
-We're in a meeting.
-Get-together.
Hear more of your thoughts.
-I've got some thoughts.
-Whenever suits.
-Now?
-We've got to dash.
We've got that, uh, thing.
-We do.
-Ah.
-Oh, thank you.
What thing?
♪♪♪ -We'll update the website... -Yeah.
That's good.
-Alright.
I've spoken to someone at the CSIRO.
Smart coral.
-What does that mean?
-They weren't sure either.
-Was this a scientist or a media adviser?
-Who cares?
Could we throw some money at it?
-If we knew what it was.
-It's smart...coral.
-You've just added a full stop.
-Give 'em a research grant.
Let them work out the rest.
What's going on there?
-Oh, don't ask.
Oh, anyway, we've set up a chat with UNESCO.
-Scientist or media adviser?
♪♪♪ It looks like we're good to go.
-And it's Olaf Olafson?
-Yep.
Special rapporteur with the World Heritage Committee.
-Why do all Scandinavians look like they just got out of a sauna?
-I don't know.
-Alright.
Take us off mute.
-I can hear you fine.
-Uh...Mr.
Olafson.
Happy to proceed?
-Yes, so, you wish to discuss our upcoming report?
-I'll jump straight to the point.
In order to avoid the Great Barrier Reef being declared "in danger," what would UNESCO need to see?
-Clear evidence that Australia was taking genuine and effective measures to improve the health of the reef.
-So if I was to mention things like restoration projects, water-quality upgrades, increased funding... -I would say these were in your last submission.
No?
-He did notice.
-I beg your pardon?
-Nothing!
Uh, so UNESCO would need to see new measures.
-Effective measures.
Not just setting up new organizations, announcing the same old initiatives, websites, school programs.
Window dressing.
-Smart coral?
-What is that?
-Early stages.
-You know, there is a saying in my country.
[ Speaking Norwegian ] -[ Laughs ] -You speak Norwegian?
-No, it just sounded funny.
-It means, "You must act quickly, much like the early bird pursuing a worm."
-I think it's better in Norwegian.
-Understood.
Alright, Mr.
Olafson, we really appreciate your time.
-It is my pleasure.
-Well, he was a barrel of laughs.
-Mm.
-And if there is anything else you need... -We begin today with the Great Barrier Reef.
-It's about taking action now.
-The World Heritage Site in danger.
-Progress is being made to address the concerns.
-The reef is a sinking ship.
-Know how important it is.
[ Quirky music playing ] -Mmm!
I needed that.
-And people like this stuff?
-3,000 likes.
-Courtney making a cup of tea?
-Her makeup tips get even more.
-I still don't know what's in it for us.
-It's all about engagement with potential employees.
If we don't have a social media presence, we get left behind.
-Is it working?
-Mm-hmm.
843 comments.
"Where did you get that top?"
"Cool haircut, sister."
"Make mine milk with one sugar."
-Yeah, but anything about working here?
-I'll keep looking.
-What happened to your rowers?
-Oh, someone had an issue.
-It was a concern.
-More a complaint.
-Thanks, Katie.
-So, what's up?
-I've had another look at this.
-Can you stop giving him Post-it notes?
Hey, another one of those streaming giants is interested.
-"Hevu" or "Tuvo."
-Tell you why.
-It's something "Plus."
-This deal is so lopsided.
We're giving millions to these overseas production companies.
And what do we get in return?
-Hollywood Down Under!
-Two days of positive media coverage and all the risk.
-Word is they could be filming "Fast and the Furious 7" out here.
-Haven't they already filmed that?
-Might be a prequel.
Whisper is Vin Diesel could be looking at a place in Port Douglas.
-We have to pause this thing.
-Tony, it's a major investment in the arts!
Aussie crews, Aussie stories!
-Aussie taxpayer dollars.
-But still Aussie.
-I need to speak with him.
-Vin Diesel?
-The minister.
-You spoke with him!
-Again.
Katie, any word from the minister?
-Yes, good news.
He just followed us on TikTok.
-The meeting.
-Oh.
They said they'd have to get back to us.
-Yeah, a lot on.
-Not that much.
-Got your text.
"Olaf Olafson."
Bloody spell correct.
-No, that's his name.
-The guy from UNESCO?
-The Heritage Committee.
-So you spoke with him?
-Yep.
-Did you give it to him?
-Not exactly.
-What did he say?
-[ Imitates Norwegian ] -What?
-"The early bird catches the worm."
-Oh, he got the same update as me.
-We have to act fast or they'll vote against us.
-It's worse than Eurovision.
-Okay.
How do we change their mind?
-Their report identifies a bunch of key issues.
-Give us one.
-Climate change.
-Give us one we can do something about.
-Water quality?
-We've already spent on that.
-What if we, say, introduced further restrictions on land clearing?
-Oh, don't think I'd be attacking our farmers.
-We're not attacking them.
-Let's stay on Team Australia here.
-What else?
-They mentioned commercial shipping.
-Wish they hadn't.
Actually, you can tell them it's under review.
-They'll want more than that.
-I don't think they know what they want.
-And punching back is definitely out?
-Tony, have you got a moment to talk about office art?
-No.
Have we heard back from the minister?
-His PA promised she'd get back to us by the end of the day.
-Oh, when was that?
-Two days ago.
She said he's busy in Canberra with a parliamentary committee.
-Is he?
-Brian's got some more options.
-What parliamentary committee?
-There's rock climbers.
-Yep.
-Tony, you're not even looking.
-Oh, sorry.
-Relay runners.
They're gender-neutral.
-And very uncommon.
Not normally a mixed event.
-Linda liked it.
Uh, marathon runner.
-Great.
-You like that one?
-Yep.
And she's a woman.
-And the caption is "Empowering."
-Done.
-Wise choice, Tony.
-Ah!
He's at a film industry lunch.
-With the parliamentary committee?
-With Cate Blanchett.
-[ Gasps ] Wow!
#A-listlunch.
-No, I'm annoyed.
-Oh.
-So, mixed support for those measures of yours.
-Land clearing?
We can't tighten up a few laws?
-Spoke to a wide range of stakeholders -- pastoralists, graziers, primary producers.
-They're the same people.
-Mm.
A lot of pushback.
-Commercial shipping?
-The industry is open to a review.
-Okay.
-From 2040.
-That's ridiculous.
-They wanted 2050.
-So, nothing?
-Let's not give up yet.
Jim wants you to have a chat with...them.
-The "beef author"?
-Could be anything.
-"Reef Authority"?
-Oh.
That is a gift.
-The Great Barrier Reef Management Authority?
-That'd be it.
-I like it.
Inspirational and inclusive.
-Still prefer the rowers.
-Oh, we've started a conversation.
-Yeah.
Katie, any word from the minister?
-His PA said they e-mailed us.
-I haven't seen anything.
-Might have gone to junk mail.
-Why would a ministerial e-mail go to junk mail?
-I'll check your spam folder.
-You know what I reckon?
-It's not straight.
-We're in the freezer.
He's heard something he doesn't like and he's just shut us out.
-Tony, would you be interested in 30% off car insurance?
-What?
-I'll keep looking.
-Mind you, when this studio thing pulls a hammy, who's the first person he's gonna call?
-Cate Blanchett?
-Tony, you got a message on WhatsApp.
-Uh, "The minister has left the group."
-Oh.
-Tony.
Interested in the next revolution in walking shoes?
-I'm looking for a ministerial e-mail.
-Yeah.
-I'll try Signal.
-Okay.
♪♪♪ -We've met before, haven't we?
-I used to work national parks.
-That's it.
-Yeah.
Then I got the big promotion.
They needed help with the reef.
-Oh.
Do you have much experience?
-Oh, endangered species.
A lot of overlap there.
-Well, thanks for seeing us at such short notice.
-Hey.
That's what we're here to do, huh?
Keep the government happy.
-And protect the reef.
-Absolutely.
Yeah.
-We've just got a few questions.
Ash?
-What do you know about smart coral?
-About UNESCO.
-Right.
-Uh, in response to their last report, the government really upped its spending on the reef.
-Ooh, yeah, they certainly did.
-And the authority was a beneficiary.
-Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
-So, what's changed since then?
-Where do I start?
We're leaps and bounds ahead of where we were.
-In terms of?
-Well, staffing numbers.
We've got bigger office spaces.
We're running school programs now.
-Sounds like progress.
-But in terms of the reef?
-The what?
-What's changed out there?
-Oh!
[ Laughs ] Uh, right.
I get the question now.
Sorry.
Um...well, you see our boat?
-Yep.
-Used to be half that size.
-Wow!
-Yeah, she's all tricked out now.
Got the latest technology.
-And how does that relate to the reef?
-Well, we can now tell within 24 hours when any single section goes from poor to very poor.
-That's progress.
-Tony, I just spoke to the minister's PA, off the record.
-And?
-Vin Diesel's not buying a house here.
-[ Sighs ] -What about the meeting?
I need to speak to him.
-Oh.
She said a whole bunch of things have come up.
-Really?
-He didn't mention it this morning.
-You spoke to him?
-Briefly.
It was just a follow-up chat.
We're planning a TikTok.
-Oh, and there's been a complaint, an actual one, about... -Oh, you're kidding me.
From who?
-Linda.
-She's not even in our office.
-She says it portrays an unrealistic female body image.
-She approved it.
-Before she saw it.
She's so thin.
-She's a marathon runner.
-Could be eating disorders.
-She's just run 42 kilometers.
I'm guessing she's hungry.
Scotty, what do you think of that photo?
-Oh.
Uh...what did Linda say?
-No, I'm asking you.
-Are we starting a conversation?
-No.
-Oh, okay.
Uh, let me think.
-No, don't go looking for problems.
It's not Where's Wally?
Can you see any issues?
-They're probably more concerns.
-Linda says we'd be safer with something else.
-Yeah.
Better ethos.
-Mm.
-Alright, pick another sport.
-Not sport.
It could be considered ableist.
-Let's have a look.
-Can you try the minister again?
-Sure.
-Do we know where her shoes were made?
-Can't see her shoes.
♪♪ -So belowdeck we keep our satnav gear, sleeping quarters, the galley, obviously.
Would you like a tour?
-Yeah, great.
-No.
Um...but what about there?
-Oh.
That is our aerial surveillance radar system.
-No, beyond that.
-The anchor?
-The reef.
-Oh, yes, yes.
Now, we keep a very close eye on that.
If anything changes, we like to know early.
-[ Snaps fingers, imitates Norwegian ] -Sorry?
-You know what?
I'll come at this another way.
-Please.
-We're trying to get a sense of the future.
-Yeah, of course.
-I mean, with all the things you've got -- the programs, technology -- five years from now, where are you at?
-Oh, I think Canberra.
Yeah.
I see myself in Canberra.
Maybe advising a department.
Environment Sustainability would be nice, actually.
-Right.
-Yeah.
So lunch?
-Could we check out the galley?
-Yeah.
-Awesome!
-Can't believe I agreed to do this.
-Yep, well, we're building engagement.
-Uh-huh.
-Okay.
And...action.
-Hi, I'm Tony Woodford, head honcho down at the Nat-- Head what?
-We're giving it a bit of zip.
-But I'm the CEO.
-Best to keep it cazh.
Let's go again.
-Hi, I'm Tony Woodford, head honcho down at the Nation Building Authority.
My gang and I have been knocking it out of the par-- what's up?
-I just -- I'm feeling it's maybe a bit, uh, static.
-Very static.
-I'm not dancing.
-What if you pointed?
-At what?
-Your gang.
-I know.
[ Snaps fingers ] Here's what we're gonna do.
-Mm.
-We're gonna start by you putting your foot up on the chair.
And we'll give it a bit of energy.
Okay?
-Okay.
-Alright.
Rolling.
-Hi, I'm Tony Woodford, head honcho down at the Nation Building Authority.
My gang and I have been knocking it out of the park with some really cool stuff -- roads, rail and our brand-new film studio com-- That shouldn't be in there.
-It's better.
And I'm loving the foot.
-Yeah.
-Let's go again.
-Okay.
-And action.
♪♪ ♪♪♪ -Seriously?
Can't we just give 'em another boat?
-No.
-Couple of jet skis?
-They don't need any more funding.
-Then let's find someone who does.
We're ready to tap and go here.
-He who hesitates is lost.
That's today's.
-There's a bunch of organizations.
-Give us some names.
-Great Barrier Reef Foundation.
-How much do they want?
-We did them last time.
-Great Barrier Reef Trust.
-Sounds good.
-Did them the time before.
-Can't we just sling 'em an extra couple of mil?
Would Olaf even notice?
-Yes.
-Yes.
We also funded the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park Authority, Institute of Marine Science, Reef Recovery 2025.
-They sound good.
-They folded in 2016.
-Bugger!
Keep going.
-Rescue the Reef.
-I like the name.
-Based in Townsville.
Never received funding.
-Hello!
-I like the website.
-Who's in the chair?
-Not sure.
But their patron is Australia's chief scientist.
-This is sounding good.
"After careful deliberation and a rigorous assessment process, the government announces a major funding boost to..." Who are they again?
-Rescue the Reef.
"...Rescue the Reef, to aid in their vital work ensuring..." What do they want, again?
-A sustainable reef.
-Shouldn't we check them out?
-Sure.
But if they're half decent, they've got a couple of hundred mil coming their way.
[ Phone chimes ] "Remainder, D-list tomato"?
"Reminder, dentist tomorrow"?
-Oh!
You're good.
-Tony?
Have you checked your TikTok?
-No.
-You've gone viral.
-Really?
-Yeah.
80,000 likes.
-Oh, wow.
Can you show me?
-Yeah.
-Tony, you got a reply from the minister.
-And?
-"I am currently out of the office but will be checking e-mails."
-Try his chief of staff again.
-Sure.
-Hang on.
Here it is.
Check this out.
-Hi, I'm Tony Woodford... -And I've never had a girlfriend.
-...head honcho down at... -My aged-care home?
-...the Nation Building Authority.
-This guy's so lame.
-My gang and I... -Oh, kill me.
-...have been knocking it out of the park on a bunch of cool stuff.
Who is this little smart-ass?
-He's an influencer.
You want to follow him?
-No, I want to smack him.
-But 80,000 likes!
-For him.
No one likes me.
-Yeah.
You were a bit static.
-I didn't want to do it.
-You could hit back.
-What?
Troll the trollers.
Stitch him.
-What are you talking about?
-Clap back.
-I thought you were really good, Tony.
-Shut it down.
-Oh, and look.
Linda's following you.
-Now!
-Still can't find the executive structure.
-Hang on.
We're on.
-Hello.
-Hello!
Who's this?
-I'm Amelia.
-Okay.
Uh, is your mum or dad around, Amelia?
-No.
I'm at school.
-Okay.
Um...will anyone else be joining us?
From the organization.
-Yes.
Amanda.
She's just printing a copy of those bank statements you asked about.
-Okay.
That's good.
-Here she is.
-Hello!
-Hi...Amanda.
Um, I'm Natalie.
Uh, this is Ash.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-So, Rescue the Reef.
Are you representing it today?
-Yes.
We had to start a not-for-profit as a school project.
-School project?
-We have to pick a cause, develop a plan, or website, as if you really were an organization.
-Okay.
How much have you raised?
-Um...$352.
-Plus Mum's $20.
-Oh, yeah.
So...372.
And Mr.
De Silva said you may have a donation as well?
-Uh, yep.
-May we ask how much?
-250 million -- -Dollars!
$250.
[ Girls squeal ] -OMG!
-Amazing!
-Thank you so, so, so much.
-You are very welcome.
[ Electronic music playing ] -Cool stuff...cool stuff.
Cool...cool...cool... cool stuff.
Head honcho.
Head...head...head honcho.
My gang and I...gang and I... gang...gang...gang... knock it...knock it... knocking it out of the park.
I thought I said take it down.
-No, this is a new video.
20,000 comments.
-All of them negative.
-They love your dancing.
-I didn't dance.
Take it down.
-Have you seen The Daily Tele?
-I try not to.
-"It's lights, camera and more action than ever..." -You know what?
I'm not having anything more to do with that.
He doesn't return my calls.
He just blew off another meeting.
-Well, you can talk to him at the launch.
-Is that still going ahead?
-Did you not get an invite?
-What a surprise.
-He's got a lot on.
The launch.
Our road trip to LA.
-Our what?
-Did you not get an invite?
-No, I didn't.
-That's odd.
-Tony, don't get angry.
-I'm already angry.
-Your new picture.
-Oh, not again.
-"It may perpetuate heteronormative gender stereotypes."
-What?
-He's leading and she's following.
-Ah.
And is it consensual?
-Oh, that's interesting.
-But I have some good news.
-The minister called?
-Courtney's sister, Anika, is an artist, and she's offered to do a painting for your wall.
-Fine.
-And do we know where her shoes were made?
-Good point, Scotty.
-What?
-I really like the sound of them.
Rescue the Reef.
-It's a kids charity.
-Still, great name.
-Wonderful name.
-It's a school project that we came close to giving a quarter of a billion dollars to.
-Could we buy it off them?
-There's an idea!
-I could speak to their director.
-Who's that?
-Amelia's mum.
-And then what?
-Well, we'd keep the kids involved.
Maybe get them to run some programs.
-Such as?
-I don't know.
See who can collect the most crown-of-thorns starfish.
-Oh!
"Thorntember."
-Oh.
Write that down.
-I think we need something a bit more grown-up.
-Those kids mentioned their donations are going to blue carbon projects.
-Perfect.
-Do you know what that is?
-Is it like smart coral?
-Restoring mangroves and seagrasses.
-Oh, gee, I like the sound of that.
-Mm.
[ Beeps ] -Morning, Tony.
-Katie.
-We've finally got the minister's schedule, and he'll be in the office tomorrow.
-To see me?
-He's seeing Scott.
They're filming a TikTok.
-Uh-huh.
-And he's happy to dance.
-Oh, is he?
-Oh, and good news.
Your new artwork arrived.
It's on recycled paper, sustainable ink.
It's got a man and a woman, so no power imbalance.
-Great.
-Mm-hmm.
-Take it down.
-Really?
Linda's fine with it.
-Take it down.
-I'll call Brian.
-Well... Rescue the Reef is ours.
-You bought it off them?
-We made a substantial donation.
-And spoke to the principal.
They're both getting A's.
-It is a great website.
-For Olaf.
"Major funding for an important grants body targeting blue carbon projects, starfish removal, reef resilience."
-And what's that?
-No idea.
But I trust the girls.
-How's that supposed to inspire me?
-By not offending you.
Good choice, Tony.
-Thanks... [ Knock on door ] -You heard?
-What?
-"Not so Tinseltown.
Queensland's much-hyped new film studios have hit a hurdle after news broke the construction works could impact on mangrove wetlands and the adjacent reef."
-Oh, you're kidding me.
-"Two teenage students from a local Townsville school have been leading the protest against the development."
-Tony?
-Yeah?
-The minister's on line one.
-Thanks.
♪♪ -This?
-No.
-This.
-Maybe.
-This?
-I think that's upside down.
-Really?
-No.
-Oh.
Hang on.
I think that's for Nat.
-I don't mind that.
-So, for our $250 million investment, what'd we get?
-Well, UNESCO off our backs.
And this T-shirt.
-There's some positive signs for the reef.
A lot of activity.
-So the coral's regrowing?
-No, but rumor is they're shooting "Pirates of the Caribbean 6."
-[ Gasps ] -Didn't hear it from me.
-Hi!
-Hi!
-So, Amanda and Amelia, tell us about Thorntember.
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