
Could You Fart Your Way to the Moon?
Season 1 Episode 9 | 5m 55sVideo has Closed Captions
Can you fart your way through space?
Listen, we know you've thought about it, and we're here to give you THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER to one of the greatest science questions of all time. How long would it take to get to the MOON by farting? Join Gabe on PBS Space Time as we walk through some of the surprising and WEIRD science behind farts, rockets, and everything in between as we seek an answer to this propulsion problem.
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Could You Fart Your Way to the Moon?
Season 1 Episode 9 | 5m 55sVideo has Closed Captions
Listen, we know you've thought about it, and we're here to give you THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER to one of the greatest science questions of all time. How long would it take to get to the MOON by farting? Join Gabe on PBS Space Time as we walk through some of the surprising and WEIRD science behind farts, rockets, and everything in between as we seek an answer to this propulsion problem.
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Learn Moreabout PBS online sponsorship[INTRO MUSIC PLAYING] Let's not beat around the bush.
You know you've thought about it, and today we're going to answer it.
Could you fart your way through space?
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING] If space suits didn't put a firm barrier between you and the outside environment, space would kill you.
But for the sake of this episode, let's take some biological license and pretend you could survive without a suit, or if you prefer, pretend you have a suit with a special valve that would allow you to pass gas into the vacuum of space.
Could you then propel yourself with farts?
And if you could, how fast could they make you go?
Before we can analyze the concept of a fart rocket, we need to understand the mechanics of those two ingredients separately, farts and rockets.
Let's start with rockets, actually, because there's a common misconception I want to clear up from the start.
Rockets do not have to ignite or burn fuel in order to achieve propulsion.
An analogy will help explain this.
Imagine standing on a skateboard holding something really heavy, like a bowling ball.
In this picture, you represent the rocket and the ball represents the fuel.
Now if you push the ball forward hard, the ball also pushes backward on you, giving you and the skateboard a backward velocity in the process.
Fundamentally, that's how a rocket works.
As it throws fuel in one direction, the fuel pushes back on the rocket to accelerate in the opposite direction.
But unlike me, a rocket has no arms.
So how does it throw the fuel?
Well, in conventional rockets, that's where the ignition comes in.
As the rocket's propellant oxidizes, chemical bond energy is released, raising its temperature and causing it to expand until it becomes a gas of particles bouncing off the walls of the combustion chamber.
Particles strike the lateral sides equally often, so there's no net push sideways.
But along the longitudinal axis, there's only one wall to strike, and the particles push the rocket forward as they ricochet and escape out the open end.
But if rockets did have arms, they could just as easily use baseballs as propellant without igniting anything.
If you attached seven million clones of Madison Bumgarner to a rocket and each clone threw one 90 mile an hour fastball out of the rocket every second, you would achieve the same thrust as the most powerful rocket ever built, the SLS Booster that NASA recently test fired in Utah.
So long as you throw enough mass sufficiently fast, it doesn't really matter what you're throwing.
So what's all this have to do with farts?
Well, think about it.
Flatulence is just throwing gas, as opposed to baseballs or rocket fuel, out of your body.
Clearly, the resulting thrust is tiny enough not to move you noticeably here on Earth.
That's why you don't see patrons at Taco Bell achieving lift off.
The same is true inside the space station.
Famed Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield revealed on Reddit that he had performed his own poot-pulsion experiments on the ISS with no noticeable movement.
But in the near total vacuum of space, expelling gas would have to make you move.
In fact, with just a single day's worth of flatus, you could travel the entire Earth-Moon distance in only 300,000 years.
And that's only if there were no gravity.
In truth, even starting out from low Earth order, you'd be short of Earth's escape velocity by a factor of about a billion.
So you'd reverse course almost immediately.
What's the root cause of this fart rocket fail?
Conservation of momentum.
After a propulsion event, the net momentum of you and your fuel must remain zero.
So your forward momentum must be equal and opposite to the backward momentum of the gas you expel.
So how much momentum is that?
Let's start with the exhaust velocity of a fart.
[FART NOISE] I'm a scientist, so I would prefer to measure this directly using the wind speed fan.
But I couldn't get one, so I used the 3 meters per second value I kept seeing on the internet.
Estimating the mass is more involved.
You can click over here to see my method of weighing farts.
My result was that even over a full 24 hours, an average person produces around one measly gram of flatus, and that recoil speed ends up being a staggering 43 microns per second.
That's 15 centimeters an hour, 3.7 meters per day, 26 meters in a week, or 1.3 kilometers per year.
Bottom line?
Cutting the cheese just won't cut it for long distance space travel.
There's simply not enough mass in your gas.
But maybe your space travel goals are more modest.
Let's take a different scenario.
Suppose you were stranded at rest 10 meters away from the air lock door on the ISS.
Could you fart your way to safety?
Sure, over a period of about two and a half days, or three and a half if you actually took a full 24 hours to build up and release that one gram of gas, flatulating yourself to top speed in small bursts.
And in case you're wondering, sneezing would probably have a similar result.
The masses and exit speeds of sneezes and farts should be comparable.
I know the internet says sneezes travel at 100 miles an hour, but a study that we linked to in the description used high speed photography to get an answer closer to 4 meters per second, right around my estimate for the speed of a fart.
While we're comparing bodily functions, what about peeing your way to safety?
Let's do the math.
You can measure the exit speed of a urine stream using projectile kinematics.
See the link in the description.
Mine was in the same 3 to 4 meter per second range we've seen all episode.
Now, since urine is mostly water with the density of 1 kilogram per liter, the half liter or so capacity of a full bladder would have a mass of about half a kilogram.
That's 500 times more than a day's worth of gas.
So the net result for momentum conservation?
About 500 to 700 times higher recoil velocity, a little over 77 meters per hour, or enough to get you back to the ISS in under eight minutes.
So peeing looks like the way to go.
To pick up comparable speed from farting, you would have to literally break the sound barrier.
The required exit velocity would exceed Mach 4, over 3,000 miles per hour, which is over 50% faster than the top speed of the SR-71 Blackbird, and I'm sorry, but no amount of nozzle engineering or blue flaming shenanigans will ever get you anywhere close to that, so don't try it.
Moral of the story?
If you stick to moving sideways, can technically fart your way through space, but you're much better off peeing.
Or if you're still holding on to the seven layer burrito you had planned to use as raw material, just throw it instead.
You'll get more recoil.
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