ANNOUNCER: What's so unusual about the house that Mahlon Haines built just outside of York?

Bessie Wallis Warfield was born in Blue Ridge Summit, Pennsylvania and became a member of royalty.

Who is she?

We'll find out as we all play The Pennsylvania Game.

[applause] [music playing] The Pennsylvania Game is made possible in part by Uni-Marts Inc. with stores in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia, serving you with courtesy and convenience every day of the year.

Uni-Marts, more than a convenience store.

Now let's get the game started.

She's Pennsylvania proud and some say she's loud, it's the host of The Pennsylvania Game, Lynn Cullen.

[applause] Thank you so much.

Thank you, thank you.

I didn't look down when I came down the stairs.

Did you notice that?

I didn't look down and I made it.

I wasn't looking at you, God knows.

There's a guy in the first row here who we're going to have to have as a contestant someday.

As soon as you can find your teeth we'll put him here.

Is this askew?

It is.

I'm so sorry.

I'm a little lopsided today.

Hey, let's wobble over this way and meet the panel so we can get this show on the road.

It works out well because we're askew too.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah, well, of course you are, that's why you're here, Scott Bruce.

We've seen this guy before.

Why, he gave up a successful job in the chemical business to become a joke, a stand up comic.

In fact, he's past president of the Professional Comedians Association, does stand up in nightclubs all across the United States and opens acts for major concerts and celebrities.

Hi, Scott.

Hi, Lynn.

Thank you.

What a pleasure it is to be back.

Yes, indeed.

Here's a new face Foley Zelenak.

It's not that new.

LYNN CULLEN: No, it's a native Pittsburgher.

Don't you wish it were, huh?

Yeah, oh boy.

LYNN CULLEN: She's also a stand up comic-- we're in for trouble-- and fiction writer in Pittsburgh.

We hear her all the time, or did, on WYP and WDVE where her popular character Shelly-- who was married to Ronnie-- had twin sons, Ronnie Danny and Danny Ronnie.

Hi.

I in stand up mom.

LYNN CULLEN: Well, our next guest was brought in to keep control here.

Tom Aaron is the Executive Assistant to the commander of the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections at Quehanna a Boot Camp.

You said that without taking a breath.

LYNN CULLEN: I know.

I did.

I was afraid to.

Just having you here scares me a little bit.

All right, how do you do, sir?

TOM AARON: You're welcome.

All right, I said it well.

10 hut, let's get this show on the road.

First question, please.

ANNOUNCER: In 1742, Dr. Thomas Cadwalader of Philadelphia performed what is regarded as the first scientific autopsy ever conducted in the United States.

Three years later he was responsible for another first.

Did Dr. Cadwalader, A, write the first American medical book, B, established the forerunner to the modern blood bank, C, perform the first organ transplant, or D, advocate aseptic surgical practice.

LYNN CULLEN: Now anybody knows the answer to this, I'm sure.

Why are you all three looking so confused?

What did this Cadwalader guy do back in 1742?

Well, that music means I'm going to ask you Scott.

Well, OK, then I'll give an answer.

LYNN CULLEN: All right.

Cadwallader, what a great name for a guy to work on cadavers, isn't it?

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah.

How you like that.

Well, I would think that even though he worked with dead people, I think he probably started this aseptic business, taking care of cleanliness because when you're working around dead people you want to be clean.

LYNN CULLEN: I would imagine so.

I do.

Aseptic, mhm, that means clean?

SCOTT BRUCE: That's what I went with.

Well, he was an advocate of clean surgical practices like somebody was advocating unclean surgical practices?

I don't even know-- SCOTT BRUCE: There were a few people out there that like the idea.

OK. Foley.

FOLEY ZELENAK: I'm just going to eliminate everything else and go with B just because he looks like he'd like to write.

I'm sorry, it's the blood bank.

That's the blood bank.

LYNN CULLEN: The blood bank.

Well, you got a blood bank whether you wanted one or not.

Yes, in Pennsylvania we're big on blood banks.

OK, Tom, sir.

Well I went with D because his first patient didn't make it so he started to clean up his act.

[laughter] Jeez, I didn't know law enforcement types were funny.

Let's get the answer, huh?

I don't think we do.

ANNOUNCER: The answer is A.

In 1745, Dr. Thomas Cadwalader wrote an essay on the West India Dry Gripes, or lead poisoning Lead poisoning was often called the dry gripes or plum poisoning.

The book was regarded as the first American medical book.

Cadwalader's original preface in the book detailed the controversial autopsy which he performed on a middle aged woman who died of lead poisoning.

Benjamin Franklin who published the essay felt the preface was too graphic and took the liberty of rewriting it.

The College of Physicians in Philadelphia is believed to be the world's only holder of Cadwalader's original manuscript.

Now the reason Franklin was interested in lead poisoning is because he as a printer, worked around lead all the time, so he wanted to know, you know, how to avoid it and all of that.

Little self-interest at work there.

Hey, how about a second question.

SCOTT BRUCE: OK. OK. ANNOUNCER: Entrepreneur Mahlon N Haines left an unusual landmark in Hellam Township five miles East of downtown York.

Attempting to attract business to his chain of stores, he commissioned a special house to be built in 1948 that still stands today.

Is it in the shape of A, a hamburger, B, underwear, C, a shoe, or D, a coffee pot.

LYNN CULLEN: And he looked like such a nice man.

He's obviously a little strange.

What did that house look like?

A hamburger, an underwear-- an underwear?

A shoe, or a coffee pot.

Foley.

I'm just going to go with shoe, what the heck.

LYNN CULLEN: Why not?

Because there was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

That's right.

LYNN CULLEN: That's right.

TOM AARON: Definitely wasn't Haines' underwear.

It's got to be a coffee pot.

LYNN CULLEN: It's got to be a coffee pot.

Yes.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah, sure.

Perking in there.

SCOTT BRUCE: I'm going to go with the shoes.

And if we're right we're going to walk all over that guy.

[laughs] These shoes were made for walking, this shoe was made for living.

Does it exist though?

ANNOUNCER: The answer is C, a shoe.

Always looking for a good gimmick, shoe store owner Mahlon Haines commissioned York architect Frederick J Rempp to build a house in the shape of a high top boot called programmatic architecture.

The three bedroom home has a kitchen in its heel, a living room in its toe, and an observation deck on the roof.

14 stained glass windows adorn the house.

The front window shows Haines, the shoe wizard, holding a boot in each hand.

Haines' granddaughter bought the house in 1987, renovated and decorated it 1940s style.

The unusual structure continues to attract visitors of all ages.

Well, there you have it.

Elderly couples were once invited to spend a weekend at the house.

There were some old people who lived in a shoe.

Let's get to meet these guys better.

Scott, you've been doing comedy full time now for, what?

Like 10 years.

14.

LYNN CULLEN: 14.

14 years.

These are not rental gray hairs.

I own these.

LYNN CULLEN: I know.

I want to speak to you as your mother would.

Where are you going with this?

I mean, where do you-- SCOTT BRUCE: Well, I'm very fortunate that I make a nice living as a standup performer.

I'm currently working a lot on cruise ships in the Caribbean for carnival cruise lines.

I've got some TV work, I've made-- I had some TV commercials in the last couple of years.

I also do a lot of writing.

LYNN CULLEN: Great.

So you're doing what you want, doing-- making a living.

--And I don't have to answer to anybody.

LYNN CULLEN: That's great.

That's perfect.

Yeah, right.

Hey, Foley, Foley.

FOLEY ZELENAK: Yes.

Anyone from the Pittsburgh area knows what a Pittsburgh accent is, right?

And you got one that you do so beautifully.

This is the Ronnie donny.

I used to do this-- I do standup and I used to do this.

And she would do something like, yeah, right, come up to Penn State up here to see if I have a beauty program because I got a salon in my basement called like curl up and die.

You go like everything together and you do Pittsburgh like that, it's coming up a house.

Yeah, it's a great little accent.

Thank you.

LYNN CULLEN: It's wonderful.

That was absolutely so on the money.

[applause] Do people who actually talk like that know they talk like that?

Do they ever take exception to you making fun?

I've played in some real sleazy bars because I also do stand up, and a lot of times you'll go into Shelley and people it's not funny because they are Shelley.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah, I know, I know.

It's not at all funny.

They don't see what's so funny.

LYNN CULLEN: What's so funny about that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Excuse us, we're not making fun of anybody.

Absolutely not.

And Tom Aaron, law enforcement for 25 years.

About that, that's why I can understand these two.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah, right.

You're wearing dogs all over you?

Spotted ones.

I have-- people think that I love dalmatians, and I have lots of toys, lots of collectibles.

Best thing is that everybody gives them to me.

Like the tie is from my boss.

LYNN CULLEN: Do you have a real thing?

I mean, a real dalmatian.

I had one for 25 years.

I don't have one right now.

OK, OK. You blow bubbles.

I just want people to know this.

This is a toughened law enforcement.

Why do you blow bubbles?

That's a good stress reducer.

It's best during the summer when you just put the wand up to the air conditioner, you have to work that away.

[laughter] You thought of a little sabbatical or something?

Or just take a little rest.

TOM AARON: I'd like to have a nutcase retirement from the government.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah, you go with Scott on one of his cruises.

Gee whiz, where do they get these people?

I don't know.

All right, would you like another question?

TOM AARON: Sure.

OK. Good.

Here's one.

ANNOUNCER: Novelist Edward Abbey grew up in Indiana Pennsylvania.

His love of the wilderness was reflected in his work, and was so great that he once advocated a cattle hunting season.

His radical beliefs earned him the nickname, A, the defender of the Western wilderness, B, the great white Indian, C, the Thoreau of the American West, or D, the monkey wrench king.

LYNN CULLEN: What?

What?

Back where I come from in Wisconsin there is a cattle hunting season.

Every time there's deer season, cows are getting hit left and right.

It's true.

What do you think?

What was his nickname?

Defender of the Western wilderness, great white Indian, Thoreau of the American West, or the monkey wrench king.

We're talking about novelist Edward Abbey and we're talking to Tom.

Being from Indiana he's probably wanting to be an Indian.

LYNN CULLEN: So you went with B, the great white Indian.

Scott.

I didn't push in.

And I hit the wrong one.

Can I return?

LYNN CULLEN: I don't know.

That's OK.

It's a good answer too.

I had two choices.

I was either going to go B or D because the great white Indian or the monkey wrench because it's a radical thing.

But I'm going to go with the great white Indian.

LYNN CULLEN: OK, the great white Indian.

I'm happy with the B. LYNN CULLEN: You know what?

It doesn't matter, you'd be wrong either way.

And-- Thanks for the support.

Foley, Foley.

Make it a threesome.

I'll go with the great white Indian.

LYNN CULLEN: You poor Foley.

Well, what the heck, winning is not everything.

ANNOUNCER: The answer is C, the Thoreau of the American West.

Edward Abbey grew up in Indiana, Pennsylvania.

In 1944 he moved West and became an irrepressible defender of wilderness.

In fact, his lifelong dream was to see the entire West return to its former pristine setting.

Abbey spent much of his life in Tucson Arizona writing and speaking out against cattle grazing and the cement and asphalt of civilization.

He earned the nickname the Thoreau of the American West from fellow author Larry McMurtry, author of Lonesome Dove.

Abbey's writing is believed to have led the way for the radical environmentalist movement.

His most popular novel, The Monkey Wrench Gang, describes the efforts of one such group to destroy a dam in Northern Arizona.

The term "monkey wrenching" has since been used to describe radical conservation tactics.

Abbey wrote 19 novels before his death in 1989 at the age of 62.

Blowing up dams?

Sounds like a damn terrorist to me.

Let's get a score.

Oh my.

Yeah, let's get a score, guys.

Scott you've got one.

We would like a score.

LYNN CULLEN: Foley has one.

Tom has zip.

Let's give them a big hand.

[applause] TOM AARON: But we're having much fun.

LYNN CULLEN: I know, it's all about having fun.

Now listen up, this is the Mystery Pennsylvanian first clue.

I will give you three during the course of the program.

Get it right the first time you get three points, second time, two points, third time, one point.

Here's the first clue.

Here's the first clue.

Born in Smithton PA in 1934, this actress portrayed a wholesome Southern belle in her musical screen debut.

1934, Smithton PA actress.

Screen debut, Southern belle in a musical, musical screen debut.

OK.

It's on the tip of my tongue.

I know it, I know it, I know it.

Hey, listen, let's-- as long as we're on Pennsylvania actors, let's stay with Pennsylvania actors while we move on to the next question.

ANNOUNCER: Actor Jimmy Stewart, an Indiana Pennsylvania native, had a special relationship with his father Alex.

Each carried a flattened penny in his pocket as a memento of the night they snuck out at 2:30 in the morning to see President Harding's funeral train.

Other treasured mementos of their lives could be found proudly displayed in Alex's place of business.

What did Alex Stewart do for a living?

Did he A, buy and sell rare coins, B, owe a hardware store, C, operate a movie theater, or D, grow pine trees on a large tree farm.

LYNN CULLEN: What did Jimmy Stewart's father do there in Indiana PA?

Buy and sell coins, own a hardware store, operate a movie theater, or grow pine trees.

Scott.

Well, now, if you're going to be flattening coins and keep them around, you need a lot of hardware.

Good thinking, huh?

LYNN CULLEN: Oh yeah.

Hardware store.

LYNN CULLEN: Hardware store.

I will go along with-- so you didn't even try to do a bad imitation.

I was waiting for you to do that but you didn't.

SCOTT BRUCE: Oh hardware.

Hardware store.

OK, I'll go with hardware store.

LYNN CULLEN: OK. Tom, are you going to do a hardware store too?

TOM AARON: I'll do a hardware store too.

LYNN CULLEN: All right, hardware store.

[laughs] Well, they're all of the same boat, aren't they?

They're going to sink or swim?

ANNOUNCER: The answer is B, own a hardware store.

After serving in World War I, Alex Stewart returned home to Indiana, Pennsylvania and took over the family business, Stewart's Hardware.

When son Jimmy became a famous movie star, the store became a showcase for family photographs and Jimmy Stewart memorabilia.

Today much of that material can be found in the Jimmy Stewart museum which opened in 1995.

Located on Philadelphia and Ninth Street in Indiana, the museum overlooks the former site of Stewart's Hardware store as well as a life sized statue of the famous actor.

Visitors to the museum can learn more about Indiana's most famous hometown boy or take in a Jimmy Stewart film in the museum's 1930 style theater.

When Jimmy and his father snuck out that night to see the funeral train for President Harding go by, they must have put coins on that track and had them flattened.

They both kept a coin, Jimmy Stewart lost his.

And the day after the day he buried his father in 1961, he was going through his desk in the hardware store, found his coin and pocketed it, which is sort of a nice story.

Well, how about a question about a chair?

Why not?

ANNOUNCER: In 1779, when John Folwell from Bucks County became a representative, he decided that speaker John Baird's chair was too ordinary for Independence Hall.

An expert cabinet maker, Falwell designed a tall ornate chippendale chair more appropriate for its setting.

Today this chair is considered to be the most significant chair in United States history.

Is it called the, A, constitution convention chair, B, high chair, C, Folwell throne, or D, rising sun chair.

LYNN CULLEN: (SINGING) There was a chair in Independence Hall, they called it rising sun All right, what was it?

The most significant chair in American history, for heaven's sakes, we're talking about here.

Foley, what was it called?

I think no house should be without a throne.

LYNN CULLEN: A throne.

A throne.

You must have a throne.

I'll go with the Folwell-- LYNN CULLEN: In a democracy?

They're throwing out the monarchy?

You think they put a throne up?

Tom.

These were politicians, correct?

LYNN CULLEN: Right.

Well, some of them think they sit on thrones.

Some of them do need a high chair but I went with the convention chair.

LYNN CULLEN: Constitutional convention chair.

And you Mr Bruce.

I'm sticking with the legal guy.

Constitutional convention chair thing sounds good.

LYNN CULLEN: OK, OK. Let's see if any of them know what they're talking about.

ANNOUNCER: The answer is D, rising sun chair.

Representative John Folwell received 200 pounds sterling in payment for making the rising sun chair, considered to be the most significant chair in United States history.

It was used by George Washington during the constitutional convention.

According to convention records, delegate Benjamin Franklin referred to the carved half sun as symbolic of the future of the new constitution and the nation it created.

Saying, quote, "I have the happiness to know that it is a rising and not a setting sun."

OK, the score right now is knotted up with Scott and Foley two correct answers, Tom has one.

Anyone can win.

[applause] Second clue, Mystery Pennsylvanian.

She charmed us as Miss Pittsburgh in 1951 and later stole our hearts as Marian, madame librarian.

I know I can't sing but-- (SINGING) Oh what would you do do do do do do I love you love you love you Marian Born in Smithton.

This actress played a wholesome Southern belle in her musical screen debut and then was Marian the Librarian.

OK, speaking of a woman who stole hearts.

On to the next question.

ANNOUNCER: Bessie Wallis Warfield was born in Blue Ridge Summit Pennsylvania in 1896.

She made headlines throughout England and America in the 1930 and '40s because of her inappropriate relations with an English prince who was destined to become king.

Although never fully accepted by the royal family, Wallis did have a royal title.

Was it A, queen of England, B, duchess of Windsor, C, princess of Wales, or D, lady Warfield.

LYNN CULLEN: Or was it that evil woman?

All right, Bessie Wallis Warfield, queen of England, duchess of Windsor, princess of Wales-- they called her sham who you know-- and lady Warfield.

All right, Tom, Tom, Tom.

I'm going to go with the princess.

LYNN CULLEN: You're going with the princess?

The princess of Wales?

Yeah, the princess of Wales.

Scott.

[laughter] Scott, Scott.

I actually think I know this one.

I think I know this one.

This is the duchess of Windsor if I'm not mistaken.

I'm going with B. I'll go with B too.

She is the duchess of Windsor.

LYNN CULLEN: She is the duchess of Windsor.

She was the duchess of Windsor.

She's no longer with us.

What am I saying?

I wonder what the right answer is.

ANNOUNCER: The answer is B, The duchess of Windsor.

Although Bessie Wallis was born in Pennsylvania, she spent most of her childhood in Baltimore learning about high society and longing to be a part of it.

Her life took a dramatic change when she was introduced to Edward the eighth, the prince of Wales while living in England with her second husband.

Edward who became Duke of Windsor was heir to the British throne.

He fell in love with Wallis and vowed to marry her.

As he prepared to become king, the royal family voiced its objection to his relationship with Wallis and forced him to choose between the crown and Wallis.

He married Wallis and denounced his claim to the throne.

The two enjoyed a happy marriage despite the fact that Wallis was never really accepted by the royal family.

In fact, she never set foot in Buckingham palace until the duke's death in 1972.

Those Windsors were wild bunch.

They're still having some difficulties there when it comes to male female kinds of things, as you know, right?

They are, right.

This couple was not-- during World War II-- you know, they auctioned off her jewelry after she died.

They got $50 million for them.

Elizabeth Taylor got some of it, Prince Charles got some of it too.

For all I know Di's got some of it now and who knows.

Anyway, who cares.

Where are we?

SCOTT BRUCE: I'm still over here.

You are?

SCOTT BRUCE: Yes.

Let's do another question.

OK. FOLEY ZELENAK: OK. LYNN CULLEN: OK. ANNOUNCER: Lancaster has a rich history closely interwoven with the history of the United States.

Which of the following is not true about Lancaster?

A, the oldest farmers market in the US is held there.

B, it was the capital of the United States for one day.

C, it's home to the nation's largest pretzel factory.

Or D, the late president Dwight Eisenhower retired there.

LYNN CULLEN: All right, three of those four things are true of Lancaster.

One is incorrect and not true.

Which one is it?

Scott.

Boy, you know, I remember Philadelphia being the capital.

I remember Harrisburg and York all being the capital of the United States for short periods of but I don't remember Lancaster making it.

I'm going with B. LYNN CULLEN: I think every city in Pennsylvania, I mean, really was Wilmerding was the capital, for heaven's sakes.

Foley.

I'm just going to be weird and go with D because I don't know whether Gettysburg is in Lancaster but I know Eisenhower had a thing in Gettysburg.

And it probably is in Lancaster and I'm probably wrong but what the heck.

LYNN CULLEN: Well, Tom.

TOM AARON: He used to visit Lancaster from his retirement home in Gettysburg, so it's D. LYNN CULLEN: Yeah.

I seem to recall that Dwight and Mamie had a little place in Gettysburg too.

Let's get the answer.

ANNOUNCER: The answer is D. President Eisenhower did retire to Pennsylvania, although he went to Gettysburg not Lancaster.

Established in the 1730s, Lancaster operates the oldest continuously operating farmers market in the country.

Lancaster was also capital of the US for a day on September 29, 1777 when the continental Congress stopped there in route to York.

And Anderson Pretzel, the nation's largest pretzel factory, ships about 80 million pounds of the salty snacks annually from its Lancaster plant.

LYNN CULLEN: Last chance, Mystery Pennsylvanian final clue.

Her most famous television role put her in charge of a flock of songbirds.

Born in Smithton, 1934, wholesome Southern belle in her musical screen debut.

Miss Pittsburgh in '51, Marian the Librarian.

Her most famous television role put her in charge of a flock of songbirds.

OK, that be that.

I think Foley I'm coming at you.

Who do you have down there?

You're sticking to your guns, Shirley Jones, Shirley Jones.

And-- Shirley, and there's a little Partridge down there.

LYNN CULLEN: Shirley Jones and a little Partridge.

Little Partridge down there.

LYNN CULLEN: Ain't that cute?

Tom.

I put down Mrs. Partridge with the little Shirley Jones.

LYNN CULLEN: You did?

Yes.

LYNN CULLEN: What is that other stuff?

No idea.

No idea.

LYNN CULLEN: Get it, no idea and then you got it on the third Shirley-- I put still idea.

LYNN CULLEN: OK. And you-- SCOTT BRUCE: I also drew a blank on the first but picked it up with Marian the Librarian.

That's when I fell in love with her.

LYNN CULLEN: (SINGING) Madam librarian I thought she was a little uptight in that role myself.

I mean, Marian, not true.

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER: It's Shirley Jones.

Jones grew up in Smithton, Pennsylvania.

She began singing as a small child and started taking voice lessons in Pittsburgh at age 12.

1951 she was named Miss Pittsburgh because of her wholesome image.

Part of her pageant prize was a scholarship to the drama school at the Pittsburgh Playhouse, launching her acting career.

Her first starring movie role was as Laurey, and Rodgers and Hammerstein's musical Oklahoma.

She later starred in classic movie musicals such as Carousel, The Music Man, and Happy Ending.

Her portrayal as a prostitute in Elmer Gantry won her an Oscar for best supporting actress which helped establish her as a serious actress rather than a singer/actress.

But Jones is perhaps best known as America's mother for her role in the 1970s television hit The Partridge Family.

Shirley Jones, a famous Pennsylvanian.

Well, I'm shocked, shocked.

She played a prostitute in Elmer Gantry?

SCOTT BRUCE: What I saw in her.

[laughter] Yeah, yeah, you saw through all that sweet Southern belle stuff and Marian the uptight librarian and you thought-- that's right.

She looks like a prostitute to me.

I don't believe I remember seeing that movie.

What the heck.

SCOTT BRUCE: Elmer Gantry?

No, no.

So I suppose you guys are wondering if any of you won.

SCOTT BRUCE: Yeah.

Yeah.

I know I didn't.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah.

Well, that is true.

You definitely did not.

And guess who else didn't?

That'd be me.

LYNN CULLEN: Yeah.

[laughter] Well, Foley, Foley, Foley a winner.

[applause] An extraordinary number of the shows this season the winner has been seated right here in the middle.

I don't know what that-- SCOTT BRUCE: Was wondering about that.

Yeah, answers are right down-- FOLEY ZELENAK: Down here.

Right?

Down there.

Give us a little more Pittsburghese.

It's so much fun.

All right, Pittsburghese, a big show thing here at Shirley Jane's on the Partridge Family loving them little sons.

They're chipping around and doing stuff, you know what I mean baby.

Hey, open that gift and tell us what that is in your best-- Wow, it's a car.

LYNN CULLEN: It's a car?

I'm amazed.

It's car keys.

It's just a wonderful Zippo.

LYNN CULLEN: That is an Eagle lighter with a key chain set.

One of nearly 300 million lighters that has been produced at the Zippo manufacturing company in Bradford PA since 1932.

Guaranteed for life.

FOLEY ZELENAK: Wow.

Which is more than we can say for any of us.

FOLEY ZELENAK: Take up smoking again.

Now that's the truth.

I break down every few minutes.

That's nice.

Hey, guys, you were great.

We had a blast.

You were fun.

Yeah.

Go get another dachshund, really.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you most of all and see us again when we play The Pennsylvania Game.

[applause] ANNOUNCER: The Pennsylvania Game is made possible in part by Uni-Marts Inc. with stores in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia, serving you with courtesy and convenience every day of the year.

Uni-Marts, more than a convenience store.

[music playing]